Beer is the
supreme beverage.
There is food in beer. There is no beer in food. How true this is. What would we do without beer? I guess we'd drink wine.
Welcome to the only page on MySpace where Akinols can find solace. It is also where those unknowing in the ways of the Akinol can learn to be an Akinol Master and thereby impress the ladies.
The Tribe of Akinol encourages you to do some cartwheels before reading further. This will increase your Akinol bloodflow. By now, you are probably asking, "What the hell is Akinol?" You may also be wondering what it takes to be an Akinol. In fact, there is not much to it. You just need to follow three simple principles...
The First Princple of Akinol
Never take yourself seriously, except when you are being serious. But seriously, don't be serious unless your situation is serious, or if someone is too serious about the seriousness of a situation, whether or not it is serious. Seriousness is only as serious as how one thinks seriously, which may not be serious. Factor all accounts of seriousness before becoming serious, otherwise seriously remain in a state that is not serious.
The Second Princple of Akinol
Be totally spontaneous. Do not be afraid to say whatever nonsense takes form inside of your head. But before you do that remember that nothing is as inspiring as a five-eyed tortoise flying through a salamander farm with a handful of grass clippings screaming "Fry me an turnip!". Because in your heart, you know that tortoise will one day be President of these United States.
The Third Princple of Akinol
This is the most important principle: If you become angry at anything, scream "Akinol!" and then bite one of your hands - left or right hand, it does not matter. Then swing your other hand wildly in a fit of rage. Now look in a mirror and see how ridiculous you look. You probably look stupider than the offspring of an anteater and a platypus, but at least you didn't set fire to your neighbor's car again.
