All the ladies of the known and unknown universe, Pop, Rock, Metal, Horror Flix, the 80's, Jazz, Hip Hop, R&B, Mind Altering Substances, Classical, Electronica, The Philosophical Musings from the likes of Dostoevsky and Nietzsche, Indie, Standards, Dirty drunken sex, pondering the great mysteries of the cosmos(with the help of only 10% of our brains), Soundtracks and Scores to movies and video games, the creepy voices and indescribable noises in our heads, and of course...clowns
Sounds Like
Sounds like an 86 year old man falling down the upper tier stairs at giants stadium with a yellow wiffle ball bat hanging half way out of his ass while screaming "john jacob jingle hiemer shmit! his name is my name too !"
Akora
"Why Can't Sense Make Cents?" Tracklisting
1. Duckie's New Hat
2. It Was Nice
3. Bullets for Ballads
4. Naked Hallway Sex (Naked Sex Hallway)
5. Eroclaf
6. Falcore
7. Crucified in a Little Black Dress
8. We Might Be Dead
9. Wake Up, Deputy
10. Before She Kills Me
11. Steampipe Alley and the Quest for Richard Bey
12. Damn, the Philosophy!
13. Lullaby for the Egomaniac (Good Night Modesty)
*All songs written, performed, and produced by AKORA
*All songs recorded & mixed by Rob Torres @ FrightBox Studios
The acronym (if it really is one) is a mystery. The band that refers to their interesting brand of genre-straddling music as “Experimental Sexcore” will explain that their name might mean: "All Kids On Rare Acid", or "Attention Kangaroos: Off -Roading Allowed", or maybe "A Kind Orator Recites Aesop". But the truth regarding the name is only that they will never reveal the truth. Then again…What’s in a name?
Ladies and Gentlemen…Welcome to Planet Akora.
With the lineup finalized late in 2006, Akora plans their universal takeover from a dilapidated studio space, tucked away in a long forgotten industrial park, located in the swampy, overpopulated, yet oddly cozy meadowlands of north eastern NJ. The musical product generated from this space is that of which can be considered artistically credible while still possessing the potential for commercial success. Using a blend of memorable, progressively poignant melodies, hard hitting, energetic, and pummeling metal riffs, dazzling technical execution, refreshingly loose grooves, outstanding, yet not overbearing soloing, catchy vocal melodies, and thoughtful lyrics secures the interest of listeners from fans of many different musical genres.
After a 2008, which included broken bones, staph infections, throat nodules, and all kinds of production- slowing obstacles, a healthy and focused Akora, will be releasing their first album, "Why Can't Sense Make Cents", in 2009. A DVD of cult quality videos plus live footage, tons of shows, and a whole slew of new Akora merchandise is also on the way. Stay tuned...
Austin, TX December 10, 2007 - Akora is the Famecast Critics’ Pick for 2007!
Of the thousands of online entries which were voted on and eventually cut down to five finalists who would perform at Stubbs in Austin TX,the panel of judges, made up of industry experts have chosen AKORA from East Rutherford, NJ as the 2007 Famecast Critics Pick.
The critics have spoken...
“A total package. Atmospheric keyboards, soaring vocals, guitar playing that's equal parts technical and textural, and a rhythm section that can swing as hard as it can pummel. I suspect I'll be seeing them in arenas”
- Aaron Burgess (SPIN, Alternative Press, Revolver)
“They’re the real deal, they are ready to go. In a moments notice, they could be the one were talking about everywhere. “
Guitar Center and Motley Crue announce semifinalists for the "Make Rock History" contest to be held in Los Angeles. 10,000 bands entered. Only 30 bands have been chosen to come out to LA to perform for an opportunity to be the supporting act on the upcoming Motley Crue tour. The semifinalists include New Jersey's Akora...
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Wait wat the fuck seriously? The fuck are you serious? Ur fucking breaking up for fuckin reall fuckin serious? Clown fuck really r u fucking kidding serious clowning? FUCK.
Hello Akora, Whenever I listen to your music. I feel like singing too. But your talent is unmatched. How much time you spend to rehearse per day Akora? Love ya. Di PS:Follow Me Twitter at http://twitter.com/iaent
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