Alana
Embrace The Bass! www.DuchessOfFunk.com

Female
100 years old
Emerald City, New York
United States



Last Login: 7/15/2009
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    Alana's Interests
General

Music, Jewelry, Art, Dance, Anything that involves creativity/stimulation of the mind, Psychology, Philosophy, Astrophysics, Sacred Geometry, Nature...

Music

Movies

I'm going to be an extra in the movie Taking Woodstock directed by Ang Lee. Look for it in theaters August 14th, 2009.

Here is a movie that my friend, Pele made on real film. It features my boyfriend,Mike and myself as gypsy ghosts in a graveyard.

Television

I hate to watch TV, I think it's a waste of time! ...but I do like The Daily Show, South Park, and Adult Swim on Cartoon Network when I'm falling asleep on the couch.
But Fuck TV anyway.

Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, Science Channel and National Geographic kind of rock too though.

Here's me playing with Van Hunt on Conan O'Brien

And here's me with Van Hunt on Craig Ferguson

If anybody has a digital copy of me on Letterman and/or Leno, please send them/it my way!

Books

The Nature Of Mind (Aldous Huxley), Where Science And Magic Meet, Chaos (James Gleich), The Heart Of Understanding (Thich Nhat Hahn), The Art of Happiness (Dalai Lama), Finding the Harmonies, The Holographic Universe, ...

Heroes

Anyone who doesn't compromise with ignorance and knows how to recognize and appreciate true beauty in life. Those with boundless compassion and those who are willing and able to see beyond their awareness of their limited scope of vision. Those who seek truth. My friends and my family.


     Alana's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Woodstock, NY
Body type:5' 4" / Slim / Slender
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Occupation:Musician

   Alana's Schools
Onteora Hs
Boiceville, NY
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1996 to 2000

   Alana's Networking
Music - Performance - Bass
Duchess Of Funk www.DuchessOfFunk.com myspace.com/DuchessOfFunk
Fashion - Design - Designer
Glittering Bliss Jewelry www.myspace.com/GlitteringBlissJewelry
Film - Drama - Acting
Taking Woodstock (Ang Lee 2009), Studied acting with Eugenia Buerklin, have been in independent films, and got an early start with the Woodstock Youth Theater. Have been on TV numerous times...

   Alana's Companies
Glittering Bliss Jewelry
Woodstock, NY / Seattle, WA US
Owner

Anomaly Productions
Seattle, WA / Woodstock, NY US
Owner

Duchess Of Funk
Milky Way Galaxy, US
Duchess Of Funk




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   Alana's Blurbs
About me:

The following "about me" blurb has been modified from it's original version. It has been formatted to fit the context of my life in the most updated way possible for someone so lazy they can't rewrite an entire blurb that was written four years ago. The original paragraphs were taken from my first myspace profile which I deleted because I was experiencing unusual issues with repeatedly being hacked (I suspect it was an ex) and I'm STILL trying to fully recover my friends list...

I was born on a full moon and raised in Woodstock, NY. My last city of long-term residence was Seattle ((don't ask me why I left unless you're willing to hear some heavy shit)) but in the last few years I've lived quite the gypsy lifestyle ~ If I'm not on tour, I'm moving about from place to place for one reason or another (whether I like it or not). Next stop: Brooklyn?

I am a professional bass player, a jeweler and an artist. In my high school senior year I was voted most individualistic, funkiest dresser and most bizarre. I am sort of a philosophical person, I spend a great deal of time observing and absorbing. Human behavior is very interesting to me. I believe in certain levels of psychic ability, as I have experienced it first-hand too many times to ignore. I consider myself a spiritual person but I am NOT one of those new-age types who live by what their perception of spirituality "should" be. I don't practice an organized religion or anything, although I find that many aspects of Buddhism hit pretty close to home. I just try to stay grounded and filter out all the tons and tons of bullshit there is. I love reality and refuse to do anything to jeopardize my perception of it.

I try to be a conscious person, I was vegetarian since I was 13 and vegan for years but now I eat organic eggs, organic goat cheese and occasionally free-range organic [antibiotic-free, hormone-free, grass-fed] meat (avoiding red meat) for health reasons. I find it's easier just to tell people that I'm vegetarian to avoid having to explain all the conditions under which I'll actually eat those things, although it's really closer to the terms of a macrobiotic diet.

I am an animal rights activist and I have a very strong opposition towards genetic engineering. It's a way that the corporations can "own" the genes for an organism (veggies, animals, doesn't matter) in an attempt to completely monopolize the food supply. It has absolutely no positive impact on anything, despite the fact that they continue to lie through their teeth about it. I am strict about eating only organic foods for that reason. And besides the incredibly corrupt political and economic aspects of it, I just think there is something inherently wrong about splicing fish genes with a tomato plant! check out www.organicconsumers.org - they're very informative!

Aside from my overwhelmingly activist nature, I fancy myself as a lover of the finer things in life - the arts in particular. I think it pretty much boils down to the fact that I like to use any form of non-verbal expression to convey the innermost workings of my soul because I've never been much of a talker. I'm too frequently mis-understood I think. My creative expression comes mostly in (but not limited to) the forms of: dancing, drawing, painting, weaving, crocheting, making things (pottery, jewelry, things functional and/or aesthetic, love, music), designing, acting, writing, singing, playing bass, drumming ... you get the picture. Click here to listen to some of my music.




Who I'd like to meet:

New (and old) friends are always welcome!

If you would like to add me but have never actually met me nor do you intend to keep in touch, please befriend me here: myspace.com/DuchessOfFunk.

I want to meet people that I resonate with - people that fuel my fire so to speak. I want no part of any person's life who finds the need to oppress or put other people down or fuck with people in order to feel better about themselves. I want to meet people who are actively interested in spreading positive energy and who don't take the important people in their life for granted. I don't want anything to do with people who play jealousy games or power games, or anything of that nature. Anyone who feels the need to break things when they get angry: don't even look in my direction (that line between my eyebrows that looks like a wrinkle is actually a scar).

I hate the idea of using online networking sites to meet potential love interests, as I have a very fine filter on what or who I will let into my life, and it is far too easy to be deceptive about who you are when hiding behind the profile mask. So if you are looking for love, we had better have crossed paths (or at least have some mutual friends) or else I would be reluctant to let you in.

I am looking for a person to share my vision of the future with in a relationship in which there is immense mutual respect for one another and an endless desire to please. I will not tolerate laziness or apathy in love. If you'd like to fill out an application and receive a full-length list of things I will not tolerate, send me a message (I'm joking of course).


"The easiest ones to control are the ones who think they're free" QUESTION AUTHORITY!


   Alana's Friend Space (Top 40)
Alana has 188 friends.
 Duchess Of Funk 


 Glittering Bliss Jewelry 


 Part-Time Savant 


 Anomaly Productions & Entertainment 


 InPravda 


 SCHIRMER BERNIER 


 James 


 Ted Orr 


 garett 


 Rainbow Girl 


 Victortrey 


 Dharmagirl 


 Nuie 


 Avalon 


 Blueberry 


 Word Bird 


 Kandy Pipkin 


 Melissa 


 molly 


 Pistol Whip Boutique 


 Valen : : : DJ Lady Verse 

Online Now!
 sage 


 Crimson Gypsy Designs 


 Ness 


 ORIANA FINE 


 SawedOffSally 


 Crystal 


 Futu Futu 


 Bill Bacon 


 OM Carol 


 mCat 


 Johnny Asia 


 Ben Vita 


 Rent-A-Rocker 


 Chuck Haber 


 MICHAEL CLIP PAYNE of WEFUNK RECORDS 


 gartdrumm 


 Spector 


 Bearsville Theater 


 Taking Woodstock 





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Rainbow Girl





Jul 8 2009 4:49 PM

Hey Alana, I lost my cell, and I don't have your # now! Eddie and I are having an engagement party this Saturday July 11th at Wilson State Park, from 12:00-8:00. I hope you get this message in time and you can come!!!!! XOXOXOXO~N*
OM Carol





Jul 7 2009 11:10 PM


Cosmic Tara Blessings OM Carol
OM Carol





Jul 7 2009 8:17 PM

Cosmic Tara Blessings

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OM Carol
Doug Yoel





Jun 8 2009 9:23 PM

Hey Alana,

great to see you the other night at the Alchemy.

I'm going to do a short set there on Wednesday 9p. I'll open the night, and then host the OM. That first week was great, and last week was very good as well.
Please come by if you can!

http://www.new.facebook.com/event.php?eid=106222654275&ref=mf

I'm also doing the Songwriter Tuesday at Rosendale Cafe on Jun 23.

Peace,
Doug
Cody





Jun 4 2009 4:59 PM

hey whats happening, nice bass skills... im going up to isaacs today (drummer)..catch a ride up with sammy if ur bored
VICTORIA POPTRASHBABY





May 12 2009 1:29 AM

tell me all about taking back Woodstock movie! I'm so excited to see it, and now even more excited knowing your in it. I've been counting down the days for it to come out! xoxo
SawedOffSally





Mar 29 2009 10:27 AM

didn't see you at SXSW.
let me know if you're ever on the road! we'll meet up fo sho!
Macc Studios





Mar 29 2009 5:26 AM

oh awesome yea deff well im gunna be there at like 3
Ted Orr





Mar 28 2009 4:21 PM

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Macc Studios





Mar 27 2009 3:16 AM

r u coming on sunday to jam with me n kristen? im goin there
Macc Studios





Mar 23 2009 5:59 PM

ohh rele
yea her dad contacted me
cuz i did sumthin on craigslist and
i have played with her before at the chance
with my old band
so hopefully on saturday or sumthing we can jam and i met her dad
friday and he gave me a cd n stuff of songs to learn cuz we do wanna
jam soon

Macc Studios





Mar 23 2009 2:47 AM

oh rele so have u heard of
kristen capalino? she lives around there
Victortrey





Mar 17 2009 8:29 PM

Smootch!
Macc Studios





Mar 13 2009 1:33 AM

heyy man yea deff i would love to play music
where do u live, like u live in new york right
SawedOffSally





Mar 11 2009 3:05 AM

I'll be here! Yeah I'm here for the whole month. I saw SXSW last year. It was really fun. I like all the side shows and free performances more, but I gave in last time and saw Motorhead. heehee.
Maybe I'll see you here!
Token Mixed Girl





Mar 10 2009 3:40 PM

You disappeared fast, girl! LOL
SawedOffSally





Mar 10 2009 5:24 AM

Mardi Gras was as it always is total and complete Chaos. My brother came down to visit for the week too. Great music, our friends have amazing marching bands, parades, floats, and parties. I am wiped out. Now I'm recovering a bit in Austin... but SXSW is soon, so we'll see! Are you still in the same place in town?
SawedOffSally





Mar 10 2009 12:49 AM

whatcha up to these daze? I just got into Austin... recovering from Mardi Gras madness in NOLA for the past few months.... we'll see where I go from here. I miss you. Hope all is well.
*Taki76* (space funk on itunes)





Mar 10 2009 12:41 AM

Alana is one of the funkiest young peeps on planet earth

R.I.
P to my facebook page LOL
Nuie





Feb 17 2009 7:09 PM

Yeah, 27 is dangerously close to 30! I don't know WHAT I'll do then! *lol* Ahh, best not to think about it yet, live in the moment and all that...I think I'll just stay 27 for the next decade.
I might be able to pull that off!

Love,
Nuie
Nuie





Feb 17 2009 6:28 PM

Thank you, Alana! :) I can't freakin' believe we are 27 years old.
How did that happen!?

Love,
Nuie
Becky W.





Feb 14 2009 4:55 PM

Myspace Valentine Day Graphics
Professor





Feb 10 2009 9:27 PM


Have a magical evening!

Kandy Pipkin





Feb 8 2009 4:50 PM

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Appetizing, no? Have a happy birthday!
Sweetbryar





Feb 8 2009 3:23 PM

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