Alana Evans...RoyaltyX.com....

www.myspace.com/alanaevans

Im actually doing housework on a Saturday night... when everyday is the weekend, you don't have to follow the rules of time:)Posted at 5:39 AM Nov 8 from Twitter view more

  • Alana Evans

  • 33 / Female
  • LOS ANGELES, California, US
  • Last Login: 11/7/2009

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Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking
  • Hometown: Los Angeles
  • Orientation: Bi
  • Body type: 5' 6" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Occupation: Adult Film Star

Blurbs

About me:

I am every girl you've ever dreamed of... all wrapped up in this hot little package. Some can hang and others can't...it takes a real man to be mine and you know what side of the fence you're on. I like being the boss... but everyone knows that a girl like me just wants a man to be the boss....Many try but only one has actually captured my true heart. I'm your naughty girl next door turned porn star. I've been in the business for a few years and I love it! My partner in crime Chris EVans and I have been one of the longest and strongest relationships in Porn history. I came to my space because of my friends so I'm looking forward to having some fun. I'm living a crazy life here in beautiful LA... you can find me here or at a few of my other favorite spots .....www.alanaevans.com... www.royaltyx.com .... Always Nasty, Alana

Alana Evans- superstar

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Who I'd like to meet:

I'd like to smoke out with Snoop Dogg and wrestle John Cena. I want to surf with Kelly Slater and snowboard with Shawn White:) I want to party with Paris Hilton and rock out with Steven Tyler. I love meeting my fans so be sure to come out when I visit a town near you!

Companies

  • Royalty X Films

    • Chatsworth, Ca US
    • HBIC

Interests

  • General

    playboy radio That's right BABY! You've found the host of MUSIC TO FUCK BY and PRIVATE CALLS on the one and only PLAYBOY RADIO- SIRIUS ch.99 and XM ch.99--- CATCH ME EVERY MONDAY NIGHT 7-9PM PST FOR PRIVATE CALLS--- MUSIC TO FUCK BY GOES LIVE IN DAYS!!!
  • Music

    I love new music! the only band that I have every single album on my IPOD... Finch is my new favorites!!! along with Paramore, Chris Daughtry, Ratt, Lil Wayne, I love HEART and lots of old school rock. I'm a total hippy girl at heart. My biggest dream is to head my own hot and hard Rock Band. I love to sing but I get shy... something I haven't been able to get over... funny thing is that getting naked in front of the world is easier than opening my heart and sharing my real voice. I've been singing all my life... I dig Warner Drive...super hot(myspace.com/warnerdrive)
    ...80's music mixed with house is awesome too. Anything that makes me want to grind:) Check out my sickass mustang in the Avril Lavigne and LIL Mama video! Yup... thats my shit... I don't mean it looks like my car... that IS MY mutherfuckin CAR YO!
  • Movies

    ROYALTYX. COM SUPER PINK HOLES, TENNIS BALLIN, MIGHTY MOUTH, NOT THE BRADY'S XXX, ALANA EVANS' PICKS 'EM YOUNG AND NEW 18-22, CORRUPTION! Harold and Kumar live in my DVD player! CLERKS, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the Transporter ( for dirty men!!!), Dazed and Confused, KIDS, Scarface, and Casino... and porno...
  • Television

    I'M A REALITY SHOW JUNKIE! I LOVE THE PICK UP ARTIST,CHARM SCHOOL, ROCK OF LOVE WITH BRET MICHAELS, My man and I also check out The Simpsons, The Girls Next Door, and Ren and Stimpy....Love MTV and VH1! I'm an American Idol fan...yes...I'm a dork. I also really love watching I LOVE NEW YORK! She's the shit! I like to stay up late, smoke ganja, and order movies on my VUDU... that things is rad!
  • Books

    A is for Alibi...mystery series from Sue Grafton, books about serial Killers, The Zodiac, Alice in Wonderland....the dictionary...it's pretty cool.
  • Heroes

    NO MORE TOMORROWS? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF: • On arrival at a foreign airport 4kg of marijuana had appeared in your bag. • The plastic bag the drugs were in had been pre-slashed when customs opened your bag to 'find' them. • The police would NOT gather your bags and weigh them (which would have shown the extra weight added between departure to arrival). • Having travelled since 3:30am, you were then (illegally) interrogated for NINE hours without legal representation without a proper interpreter. • You were then charged, and repeatedly told YOU had to prove your innocence, rather then THEY having to prove your guilt. • They REFUSED to even fingerprint the evidence, which you requested again and again and again. • They REFUSED to forensically test the marijuana for origin (if it was from the foreign country itself, clearly you could not have brought it in!). • One of the ‘judges’ was openly reading a book "life imprisonment" during the show 'trial'. • When you beg for CCTV footage to be located to show that your bag was too light at departure to contain the drugs, you are told it is not available. • When you ask why anyone would smuggle drugs from a country in which they are worth $40k, to one where they are valued at $5k, they ignore you. • The president of the country talks openly about teaching drug smugglers from YOUR country a lesson (meaning YOU). • Despite your desperate pleas, after the legal process they gleefully burn the evidence so it can NEVER be used to help you. A DREAM? A NIGHTMARE? NO..... THIS IS REAL! In 2005, a young Australian woman, Schapelle Corby, suffered all of this and more... and was sentenced to a barbaric 20 YEARS imprisonment in a squalid cell in Indonesia. SHE IS STILL SUFFERING HORRIBLY THERE TODAY and still has 17 more years to serve! THINK ABOUT IT! Read our case assessment detailing how Schapelle's legal and human rights were trampled underfoot: www.schapelle.net/report.html. Read the terrible facts, follow the links to YouTube clips, and see for yourself how Schapelle has had her life brutally and unjustly taken away from her. Will you try to help her? Or are you prepared to just walk away, desert her, and let her become a forgotten soul? She can't speak for herself now (and has in fact been further punished for writing a book on scraps of paper). We, the people, have to do that for her. She desperately needs YOUR help. Please visit www.schapelle.net. My mom... for having the guts to spit me out... literally... may she RIP... and my aunt Cherie for taking over where my Mom left off... and for the members of my family who truly support me... thank you!