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Alan Alda
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bacon squat!
Male
73 years old
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
United States
Last Login: 6/7/2006
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Alan Alda's Interests
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| General | Bover's modern owner, Danny McNulty, huskers for studious barns, my own rupps, retrospective parrisons for barrett, any type of halbidas, stern laterals, scones, Velma, Larry Tee, sherbert, Wilford Brimley, lurp fossils, Don Johnson, honesty, modesty, pilfered stroms for Jovi rot | | Music | Well I'll tell ya, I really like Frankie Yankovic. I hear that he and William Shatner can double plug Beethoven's corpse with Suge Knight in a hula skirt covered in marmalade for plaid midgets and not even drop a groat or a stoid! | | Movies | twist my smitty tips, the torn Loggins bot, Hurginstreuth I & II, the Lemon Factory, Pump Rats, Mervyn Barriers, the Dirty Derbywop, Delta Force | | Television | M*A*S*H, scientific american, soap dud | | Books | He on Tom of TUT! Belt out some mung for my magic meat | | Heroes | |
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Alan Alda's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius |
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About me:
my name is Alphonso Joseph D'Abruzzo, but my stage name is Alan Alda. I was born in a fondu payrub, right next to a baccarat factory. If you haven't noticed, I have one of the driest Sullivans around. Sometimes, I squint so hard that crust pops off of my face and flies across the room. I was on M*A*S*H, a very successful Korean War based sitcom that lasted for 11 seasons! I played Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce (Hawkeye). Mounds of pox, I house a burnt cop for prodding purposes.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Wade Boggs dressed like a Billy Goat Gruff toadstool licking butter huffer. That way, I could mate with a Mexican and do a poster-voted doughnut drop in a gondola on the way to Baton Rouge! TUB CHUDS
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