My only interest is being a published writer. Anything less is failure.
Music
Merzbow. Masonna. Aube. Kazumoto Endo. Li Jianhong. Hijokaidan. Everything else is second.
Movies
If it has Blood, Boobs, Zombies or Someone Getting Their Throat Ripped Out, I like it.
If it has Johnny Depp or Natalie Portman, I like it.
If it has a well written screenplay, I like it.
Books
These guys are alright:
Will Self.
John Banville.
Raymond Chandler.
Richard Stark.
F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Vladimir Nabokov.
Paul Bowles.
Hubert Selby Jr.
Charles Bukowski.
James Salter.
Raymond Carver.
Steve Erickson.
Dan Chaon.
Yukio Mishima.
Ryu Murakami.
Haruki Murakami.
Clark Ashton Smith.
Fritz Leiber.
Ray Bradbury.
Harlan Ellison.
William Gibson.
Neal Stephenson.
Iain Banks.
Alastair Reynolds.
Neil Gaiman.
China Mieville.
Jeff VanderMeer.
and, of course, H.P. Lovecraft.
Alan Cthulhuspawn's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
R'lyeh
Body type:
6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
Smoke / Drink:
No / No
Education:
Some college
Occupation:
unpublished scribe
Alan Cthulhuspawn is in your extended network. Posted at 3:19 PM Jul 12, 2008 view more
THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND AND I WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!! HOPE THAT SANTA LEAVES OUT THE COAL THIS YEAR AND 2010 GREETS YOU WELL! Drop by anytime and see new stories from my upcoming book of twisted tales in rhyme, and preview the first LUNACY MACHINE CHILDREN'S BOOK, 'GREEN LEGS AND HANDS' DUE OUT IN 2010 AS WELL. I will be announcing the first 250 numbered and signed copies in my bulletins so watch for it. Again... Thanks for your support and HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010! -Criss Karver
Final Summation "Last of the Bombardiers" Final Summation "Overcome" Tender Red "Transparency" (all 3 directed by yours truly)
will all be featured in the SACRAMENTO FILM AND MUSIC FESTIVAL 2009 which will be on July 25th at the historic Crest Theatre in downtown Sacramento at 8pm!
Cliff notes details:
July 25 - Crest Theatre - 8pm - Sac Film & Music Festival
Come out and vote for the videos, boo the videos, be going to the bathroom during the videos, whatever! Just come out, it's going to be an awesome time.
For more details on tickets, times, showings, etc, go to:
Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my 2nd horror novel SACRIFICE is now in stores everywhere, including Amazon.com! I hope you'll check out this debauched and demonic horror ride! Here are a couple reviews it's gotten so far:
“SACRIFICE is a full frontal assault on your senses. It is a dark, brutal, bloody and terribly frightening book. Everson went deep into some dark abyss to bring this book to the light of day.... I highly recommend SACRIFICE.” —Famous Monsters of Filmland
“John Everson manages in SACRIFICE to dispense buckets of blood, provide edgy perversity, and walk the tenuous tightrope of horror and sex without falling: It’s rather an amazing feat.” –Hell Notes
Hey! How are you man? Sorry i have been bad about keepin in touch with you (and everone). Havent had internet in well over a year. $ope yo're doing well. I will message you my number
Anyway, we are now looking for betatesters (all you have to do, is use the upcoming site as normal and report back to us, if you find an error - easy, huh?) and models - could that be interesting? :) If so, there is a lot more info on that, on our site...
Let's play a game called Name That Lovecraft Story. Aaaand go!
I shall plan my cousin's escape from that Canton madhouse, and together we shall go to marvel-shadowed Innsmouth. We shall swim out to that brooding reef in the sea and dive down through black abysses to Cyclopean and many-columned Y'ha-nthlei, and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell admist wonder and glory forever and ever.
Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my 2nd horror novel 
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