Alan
Alan You can't mess around when it's your own kids.

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55 years old

United Kingdom



Last Login: 4/1/2008
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    Alan's Interests
GeneralChat, current affairs, sport, cars, Norfolkian History, wildlife, Europe (not in that order) I'm an Alan of all trades.
Music
Everything from hard rock acts such as sting and Paul young through to deep reggae such as Aswad and UB40. Abba, Wings, and also Manfredd mann deserve a mention. Music is my life and my life is varied..to say the least!
MoviesBond Bond Bond! All the Bond films barring the fake one from the early 80's which I refuse to watch. Also Watership Down.
TelevisionTend not to watch television anymore. In my opinion its a dead media. I could go on, but it's basically run by Idiots. I do however host a show on sattelite channel UK Conquest called 'Skirmish' which is a military based quiz show that has the largest share of sattelite viewers for that time of day in the Norfolk area. Also I am the compere for the 'Crash, Bang, Wallop! What A Video!' series which compile caught-on-camera car crashes to a hard rock soundtrack - great stuff.
BooksMilitary books, anything by Andy McNabb. Books about self help. I had a book out myself called 'bouncing back' but due to poor promotion and slack marketing it never got the plaudits or 'push' it deserved, despite some glowing reviews.

The blurb is: "He's a national broadcaster trapped in the body of a regional disc jockey. No operation can save him...at least not on the NHS,"

HeroesI like to think of myself as my hero for the way i carry myself, but failing that i would have to say my 'hero' would be someone like Jesus or Sean Connery.
Groups: Alans Norwich/Anglia Appreciation Group (A.N.A.A.G)knitwear lovers appreciation societyGROUP ALAN!!Glasgow music people who love Alan PartridgeNorwich LifeBored of this country?Creegan's Dirties."We Love John Prescott & Boris Johnson " Fanclub

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     Alan's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Norwich
Body type:5' 10" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Protestant
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent

   Alan's Companies
Apache Communications
Norwich , Norfolk UK


Peartree Productions
Norwich, Norfolk UK





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About me:

My full name is Alan Gordon Partridge and I'm a broacaster.
My PA Lynn told me that this would be a good way of networking on a professional basis, personally I think she is very wrong. Some of the things I have seen on a brief perusal on this site have truly shocked me. I am not interested in any sort of sex mails, so if you are thinking about sending me one don't bother. not only will i not reply but I may well report you to the authorities, who, in this case, seem to be Tom.
It says 'About me' so I had better let you know a little about me! I enjoy country walks, good food, reading the paper (daily mail), and of course good conversation (chat)! I'm divorced from my ex wife Carol who left me for a fitness fruitcake who drives a frankly laughable car............I don't want to get bogged down in that whole issue, but I have 2 children called Fernando and Denise with Carol who I now have access to since the divorce is final but who don't want to see me. Other than that, I currently have a girlfriend who is called Sonja, who is foreign.

This shot is from an interview I did with 'digital dave' amonst others!

Jobs: Hospital Radio Disc Jockey
Traffic analysist (Norwich Radio)
Sports Reporter (Norwich Radio)
Sports Reporter (On The Hour Radio 4)
Talk Show Host (Knowing Me Knowing You Radio 4)
Talk Show Host (Knowing Me Knowing You BBC 2)
Quiz show host (Skirmish UK conquest)
Disc Jockey (Norwich Radio)

Achievements:
Sports Reporter of the Year 1988
TV Quick Man of the Moment 1994


In 2000 i had a nervous breakdown. I was clinically fed up for 2 years.

There are some sites about me, but to be honest I'm not entirely happy with the way I'm portrayed on them. Here is one and here is another. The second one is actually called 'alan-attack' which could have been a very good show were it not for the......and I choose my words carefully.......Idiots at the BBC.
Who I'd like to meet:
Like minded people. No sex people or loonies please.

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DETHONATOR

DETHONATOR
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Sep 27 2009 10:58 PM

Hello,
We've changed our band name recently, and just thought we'd let you know
about it.
We decided to change from KALEB to DETHONATOR, owing to the presence of
other artists trading under the name KALEB. Our new band name DETHONATOR has
been chosen to avoid confusion and to promote a brand that stands alone.
Thank you for your continued support.
Everyone at DETHONATOR
Reading Fringe Festival

Reading Fringe Festival



Aug 4 2009 9:46 AM

Details of more events can be found on www.readingfringefestival.com. They include one off special events from Oxfam Records, Old Orleans and The Global Cafe and Fringe themed versions of the towns host of regular music nights like Bohemian Showcase at Deja Vue and Wicked Boy Promotes at the Face Bar.

Now in its fifth year, The Reading Fringe Festival is an initiative in the runnup to the main festival to promote new and cutting edge acts in the towns venues

Keep tuned for more.
Reading Fringe Festival

Reading Fringe Festival



Jun 21 2009 7:15 PM

You can now follow us on twitter

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Please log on to get the latest and to link up with other Reading related folk already following us.
Bleeding Hearts

Bleeding Hearts



Apr 2 2009 9:48 PM

Wishing you a Happy Birthday
from Bleeding Hearts :)
Rob Booth ---- Electronic Explorations

Rob Booth



Feb 22 2009 1:38 PM

On this week's "ELECTRONIC EXPLORATIONS PODCAST" - I have x2 mixes.

PROPA TINGZ (aka breakbeatbuddha) and Gunjack !!

Techno / Breaks / Dubstep / IDM

Also on this weeks show, tracks from 16bit, Vaccine, EPROM, Boxcutter, Peverelist, Joe, Sukh Knight, Milanese, Dot, Nero, Rob Sparx, Joker, Clark + many many more !!

*** DOWNLOAD NOW !!!! ***

http://electronicexplorations.org/the-show/064-propa-tingz-gunjack/
Sophy-Louisa

Sophy-louisa Lawrence



Feb 21 2009 10:15 AM

Alan.
I just was passing your page and i thought id just drop by and say i think you are wonderful.
joeK47. lol

Joseph bendell



Jan 15 2009 10:19 AM

cows, not cattle.
Martin

Martin N Haynes



Dec 31 2008 8:44 PM

Wishing you a Productive and Happy New Year ! ! !

Martin of Wells
reggy

Reggy Reggy



Dec 9 2008 12:32 AM

I bet I've got more friends than you've got cattle
tomtom (FLOPMODE)

tom belfort



Nov 1 2008 10:43 AM

if ross kemp likes camouflage so much... how come i can always see him on tv.

loved the live show :D
Tom

Tom



Oct 3 2008 12:13 PM

YOUR A BLOODY MENTALIST MATE!!! CUNT!!
mesh-29

mesh-29



Aug 24 2008 1:12 PM

Hi, I just thought I should let you know about the new songs up on our page. I hope you like them! Mezza :o)
INJUNS

INJUNS



Aug 22 2008 10:35 PM

BROADCAST THIS! New single - JAKE OF MONTEREY. AHAAAAA!
Amber

Amber Shaw



Aug 20 2008 2:28 AM

One does indeed love you alan :D
jackanakanori <3
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Jackie

Jackie Young



Aug 9 2008 12:00 PM

HELLO ALAN,HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.
ben

ben



Jul 19 2008 11:08 PM

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Señor Donkey Punch

Señor Donkey Punch



Jul 14 2008 2:31 PM

"i've got cheese, this is cheese!!" lmfao!!!!!!!!!
Cazza

Callum Charles



Jul 9 2008 7:54 PM

Lynne ive peirced me foot on a spikeeeeeeeeeee, you have got to laugh when you fall off a sofa.
THE HEYS

THE HEYS



Jun 24 2008 1:51 PM

just stoppin by to say hi
have a good week
take it easy..
Jamie Lamarra™ ©

Jamie lamarra



Jun 14 2008 3:23 AM

alan, please leave a comment on my page. i want to see your big wrinkled face on my page baby. i can give you a quote so you can check my credentials . " its a plastic knife , its a plastic knife "
Matt

matt hay



Jun 13 2008 5:18 PM

you've got to laugh when you fall off a sofa .... rudy sofa!
Shows Potential

Shows Potential



May 30 2008 6:37 PM

You dont need any beauty sleep.....well maybe 40 winks!

Chocolate mousse from a bowl is very nice, but to put it on a person is just demented!
Jay

Jay Jones



May 29 2008 3:51 PM

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Tigs Giz

Tigs Giz



May 20 2008 3:49 PM

ill go for a drink with ya! ladyboys all round!
Jake

jake hardie



May 15 2008 3:07 PM

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