That's one of the songs I recorded...hope you like it. I did everything on it except for the studio work, my thanks go to Warder Bros. Studios for that...song's called Temptress...I'm Alan Warder...Click on the photo in my friends if you want to hear more .::::::::. I like: Acoustic Guitar (with handdrums and harmonicas and voices). Hacky-Sack (my friends and I are actually good, believe it or not). Kicking my mom in the shins (that's not true, I love her dearly). Um, driving a car full of drunk people around (a specialty of mine). Ocean Beach (and PB too). And at the core of my being, like all men, what I really want is a katana and a facial scar. Here's a list of my super-human abilities: I cut my own hair with scissors and a mirror, I wear jeans until they naturally rip at the knees, I can pull all-nighters at will, I can eat up to 8 slices of lime at a time (perferrably at a very drunken time and I do mean rind and all), AND I have the patience to sit through the director's commentary on movies I just saw/didn't like.
Music
CAKE. Jack Johnson. Tool. Enya (FUCK YEAH). Muse. "Garden State." The Doors. Mason Jennings. The Beatles. JJ Cale. Elliott Smith. Queens of the Stone Age. Speechwriter's LLC. Bad Religion. James Mercer. Pink Floyd. Jason Mraz (Live Only). Eisley. Dave Mattews. Dispatch. The Offspring.
Movies
Garden State. Fight Club. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Clerks. Mallrats. The Cable Guy. Momento. Night @ The Roxberry. Identity. The Wall. Zoolander. The Drunken Master. Boon Dock Saints. PRIMER. Along Came Polly. Oldschool. Dodgeball. And holy fucking Wedding Crashers!
Television
Not a participant.
Books
The "Bienvenidos" workbook for Spanish 1 (that's more of a coloring book though). The Amber Novels. Big Friendly Giant. Brave New World. And I've gotta read Fight Club sometime.
Heroes
[true heroes have 'man' somewhere in their names] Batman, Superman, Aquaman, Spiderman, Ironman, Iceman, Hawkman, Strongman (that's a real one, believe it or not), Antman (yep, that too), Charles MANson (um ... well no, I'd wager he'd be considered more of a villain).
San Diego Mesa College
San Diego,California
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Biology
Clubs: Bluh.
2005 to Present
Irvine Valley College
Irvine, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: None
Major: The Humanities
Clubs: ..
2004 to 2005
University High
Irvine, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Beast Taming/Intergalactic Commerce.
Clubs: I'll show YOU a Clubs/Organizations: !!!
About me: How I spend a lot of my free time is playing music, either with friends or ... with my guitar... once in a while I'll juggle too, I'm pretty decent at it. I don't watch TV so I have about 22 more hours of free time a week for this kind of stuff than the average American does ...think about it maybe you brain-washed sack of human! I like really dry humor and I kind of continually lapse in and out of sarcasm which labels me as a smartass to some people, and a "fuckbitch" to others, so feel free to tune me out if you ever feel like it, oh yeah and some people think I'm a "shithead"...which is obviously sweet. My sport (if you wanna call it that) is hacky-sack, I play whenever I get a chance and, like hacky-sack, I pretty much always rather do things cooperatively than competitively. I'm in the San Diego area, come hang with me, both my couches are open to you and I might even let you use my tooth brush.
Who I'd like to meet: Someone that would take a bath with me fully-clothed...not really to cover-up, but just for the glory...
FUCK YES. You recorded Heartland. I was thinking about messaging you at some point to tell you to do just that (record it). Oh, and you're gonna play this for me in person EVERYTIME.
Mr. Satan. What is up with you? I hope all is well. Your prediction was almost right. I didn't give up the guitar to sing and do a lot of coke but just doing a lot of coke off my guitar and singing old irish pub songs.
hey man i recently found that painting u drew on the back of my music sheet the other day the one with the assface with dirty hairy robot legs with happy face sun in the bakground. and i relazed we sjhould fuckin schiil it at sd i want to go downt here and shit with greg possihbly nyways ater
Tell you brother to stop beeing so damn rude to me cause I talk a lot. At least my alan appreciates it. hahahahhaha.
How is SD and the crazy house???? Tell Solmar that when we come to visit that he has to cook us a bomb ass meal. hahah jk.
Ok well we miss you guys.
Love ya.
Hey stinker,
Thanks so much for coming. Had tons of fun with your crazy ass.
Hope that we will get to meet Mindy soon since she is adopting our kids and everything. hahahah.
Love ya.
are you back yesterday? I believe so, gimme a call and we should hang out brah. how was it? I super jealous, I want to go, we should do a sweat soon, call me bitch
