Me likes: MUSE <3
Damien Rice
Deathcab For a Cutie
Elle Milano
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
David Ford
Air
The Clash
The Bravery
The Ramones
Manu Chao
The Editors
The Kooks
OkGo
Cansei de Ser Sexy
Radiohead
Blondie
Young Love
The Postal service
The Raconteurs
Aqualung
Bright Eyes
Beck
The Police
Bloc Party
Goldfrapp
Sigur Ros
Pulp
Regina Spektor
The Flaming Lips
Au Revoir Simone
Cherry Ghost
The Thrills
Mark Ronson
Sia
The Cardigans
Get Cape.Wear Cape. Fly.
The Decemberists
Razorlight
The Futureheads
Shit Disco
And Chopin on weekends Oh and I sing....clasically
About me: I'm Alanya...Irene...Mary...or Alan/Lanya/Lasagne, comme tu veux!
I try to see the good in everyone but it does not mean I do not notice the bad! I don't like to be be nasty and all that jazz.
How does Evian make you feel?
I must confess I am quite intense, I over analyse everything. I also am a bit insane...with FRAN, yes indeed, we like Earl Grey in her kitchen on weekends. It is here where we hatch our masterplan for world domination/ absolute success/ predict the future. Not many people attempt to understand us as we have a unique sense of humour methinks!
Humour is a wonderous thing and if you make me smile I will adore you with every fibre of my being having said that I wish I was funny...sigh
Look down a bit to see moving pictures from the "Orgasmic!" (says The Independent) life of me. I have had many adventures- with my little nitfords- in the last 17 years and you may just get a bit excited and see yourself; moving across the screen with extreme fury and be like, "Wow, I am in Alanya's magic slideshow! I am possibly an exceptional human being!" If you're not in my slideshow, well, go get a teashop or you could just ask nicely because you may just deserve it and then I'll just feel like such a little scushball, won't I?!
I went to Hurstpierpoint College, I miss lots of people there and the beautiful place but I am ready for the next chapter. It was however a bit of a snazzalicious place, we even had our own language..."Rooker...shell...ching...soc..." do you understand? I didn't think so! Boarding school gives one all sorts of new and exciting hobbies such a corridor wheel chair racing...inbreed theme nights and Chadders-beating, it's deep...
When something has a history it is always more interesting. I like old things very much which is perhaps why some people think I am a GRANDMA!
Alanya- which means beautiful in turkish- comme c'est bizarre? Non? (I am not even turkish and the meaning is irelevant)Meh names are odd things.
I am vegetarian. No fish flesh or fowl for thirteen years now, which is why I am so pale I guess...
I have a magic mirror and I'm looking at you right now...BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID.
I share my birthday with J M Barrie (PETER PAN!) and Jeanne d'arc which is the 9th May incase you were wondering INDEED I wish to be a writer which is rather appropriate, I do not however wish to be burned at stake but you win some, you loose some. Writing is a big part of my life, my release. I WORSHIP WORDS!!! Let's start a cult.
ummmmmm... I like Winter particularly rainy English days...sometimes I like to go out and dance in such conditions and I remember the frog wellington boots of my youth...they were really something else.
I love music although you probably love it more,you little individual you! Yes your ipods better than mine but an idiosyncrasy of my personality is to accept that and move on- my vocabulary is better than yours.
My favourite city is Paris, if you have not noticed that well, I shall blame it on your whimsical brain which must be somewhere far from here. I try to speak French, Spanish and English although sometimes people do not understand, that is always a shame. Please don't tell me you do not understand French because it won't stop me from speaking it constantly at random moments, I have tried to stop!
My favourite colour is RED...colour of prostitution, passion and pain, o dear. I loathe the colour Orange due to the first occasion that I saw the aforementioned colour. It is a funny story, I thought, I do not like this colour, Orange and so the flame was ignited.
I like to call people scushes but that story is more complicated than the Orange one so I will not delve into its origins, let's just say ORANGE WOFFLES and be done with it.
I'll close now with the trivialities and trials of my little universe.
♥ WHAT BRINGS JOVIALITY TO MY LIFE♥
To listen to somebody passionate speak The beauty of new ideas forming in your mind Those moments when everything suddenly makes sense Oscar Wilde Hats Deathcab for Cutie Chocolate Raisins, Love Hearts and Mint Imperials French movies Earl Grey, Coffee, Green Tea, Iced Tea (beverages in general) Grey Pearls Over flowing baths French accents Nick Stuart-Miller's stupid jokes/ things he doesn't intend to be funny Breakfast at Tiffany's The sound of rain falling on glass Haircuts Somebody stroking the nape of my neck The fashions of the past, particularly those rocking 1800s White lights Old movies FRAN Shooting Stars Conservatories A handful of beads/marbles/buttons Cassie, my mini-me, I would not have it any other way! Ribbons, silky fabric and sparkly things GLITTER Kisses on the forehead My diary/ random thoughts jotter/ Writing stuff down Smoking out of windows in a 40 pound wig London trips Plays Walking barefoot in the rain Inside jokes Cartoonage Shabby chic Butterflies before you go on stage The words: Indeedage, sozzle and orgasmic plus others I concoct! Photos My rooker Covent Garden ANDREW GARFIELD ANDREW GARFIELD ANDREW GARFIELD Moonlit walks Jackie's cat HENRY! Serena's house The south bank Porridge with honey Opening presents Washing my hair AMOR AMOR Dora the explorer
† WHAT BRINGS UTTER DESPAIR TO MY LIFE SHALL FOLLOW †
Meat Phone calls in the morning Being alone in my house with clocks ticking, doors creaking et cetra like they are right now AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Washing up water The colour Orange Cameras Going back to Hurst on Sunday nights Being at Hurst on Monday Morning Text language, it threatens words and words are my life Being at Hurst Monday nights! Being WRONG Stereotyping Indifference Boys being so confusing Looking like a panda in the morning When people have hundreds of MSN addresses My nicknames Coloured lights Forgetting my toothbrush MY KNEES!!! People eating in a silent room Tomatoes Rap Music Bras WRISTS ahhhhhhhhh touch mine and face the consequences Swimming French kids JE MEPRISE LE CANARD People who cut themselves out of photos
They bring colour to my life and sparkle to the world. Images of perfection in my eyes shall never fade...
had exams before christmas. and am now mid way through term 2. not down a lot else. uni is consuming my life. am pretty much 9-5 most days with lectures.
hah! you better be kidding :] aye i see you did. yep. should be out tonight. ali and rhiannon are coming over to make pancakes. we missed shrove tuesday, so it's shrove friday instead! then we'll probably end up out in some form. how about you? bopping? x
im gd thanx been quite busy with work,college and revision all the fun stuff haha!!cant wait till exams are over but bit scary leaving college!!
what you doin next yr??
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hey sorry i couldnt make it to your bday party!! i twas at another 18th party, this year has been soo busy with 18ths and i still have ages to wait for mine!! did u have a nice birthday??
xxx xxx
awwww gran gran doesnt sound like your havin a good wkend!!!well mine aint much better!im sittin in my food room tryin to do art which isnt happening and i want to be outside sittin in the sun!
hope ur day gets better!!
anal tappin!
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