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Another Super-funny MST3K short called "Century 21 Calling" about the Bell Telephone demonstration at the Seatle World's Fair (Which my mother was at, by the way). This one is a doozy. Part I: Part II:
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It's been a while since i've updated my music, but here is my new playlist. It's got Chick Habit (just watched Death Proof again, and I love this song), a nice little diddy from The Kinks, and french song from the soundtrack of "The Darjeeling Limited". Also, this playlist is very saturated with songs from Jonathan Coulton, as I'm very obsessed with him at the moment. This is a longer playlist than usual as a result of said obsession, but believe me when I tell you, it's worth listening to. (Note: I don't really like the song "Baby Got Back", but I LOVE this version of it!)
Movies
Here's the short I submitted to the Kansas City Film Jubilee and St. Louis International Film Festival. This isn't the version I submitted, but I'll try to have that version up soon... Time Machine

Add to My Profile | More Videos Hey, here's a new one from the great mind of Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Science of Sleep) called "Be Kind, Rewind" Starring Jack Black and Mos Def. It's going to be awesome!
Television
.. I'm a movie guy, but I appreciate good television. Here's the list (in no particular order). The Simpsons (my first love), The Critic, Futurama (coming back to television in 2008!), Monty Python's Flying Circus (NOOOObody expects the Spanish Inquisition!), Freaks and Geeks, South Park (greatest show on television right now), Mystery Science Theater 3000 (my profile background), Pinky and the Brain (on DVD now!), The Office (the original British version), The Weird Al Show (on DVD August 15), That 70's Show, My Name is Earl, Scrubs, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Dead Like Me (damn good show, they should restart it), Jeeves and Wooster, Doctor Who (The closest to true sci-fi geekdome that I've ever come), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (which is also five books, a five-season radio show, an 80's video game, a towel, and, just recently, a fantastic movie), The Boondocks (also on DVD now), News Radio (R.I.P. Phil Hartman), The Daily Show, Late Nite with Conan O'Brien, Northern Exposure, and Father Ted. Oh, and I recently discovered Robot Chicken. I'll add more as I think of them, but that's the basic list of the greats. Oh, and reality TV sucks.
Heroes
Douglas Adams, Quentin Tarantino, Weird Al Yankovic, Dr. Demento, Kevin Smith, M. Night Shyamalan, Wes Anderson, Michael Crichton, Tim Burton, Michel Gondry (The guy is a visual Effects genius), Todd Norris, Matt Groening, Matt Stone & Trey Parker, Dan Castelineta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer, Phil Hartman, Tress Macneil, Frank Welker, Rob Paulson, Maurice LaMarche, Dave Barry, Al Franken, Conan O'Brien, Joel Hodgeson, Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Trace Beaulieu, Bill Corbet, Shel Silverstein, Bill Murray, Steven Speilberg, François Truffaut, my Mom and Dad, Barry Sonenfeld, the Weinstien brothers, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr, Wes Archer (for the famous "twister-mouth" in the early Simpsons episodes), John Schwartzwelder, my best friend Brandon, and last, but certainly not least, Alfred Hitchcock. ..

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Name	Albert Wiltfong
Birthday	January 21, 1986
Birthplace	Forte Wayne, Indiana
Current Location	Blue Springs, Missouri
Goals for this year	To make it through alive.
Perfect Pizza	The free kind.
Ambition in Life	To become a Filmmaker of some sort... right now I'm looking at film editing.
Dream Car	Mini Cooper. However, I hear they're unreliable, which is too bad.
Favorite Color	Light Royal Blue
Favorite Directors	Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Steven Speilberg, Martin Scorsese, Michel Gondry, Alfred Hitchcock, and Francois Truffaut.
Worst Movie Ever Made	Transformers. Given, I know nothing of the material from which it is based, this pile of crap of a movie doesn't endear me to it.
Heritage	Anglo-Saxon (That's a fancy way of saying "pasty white")
Do you sing in the shower?	All the time.
What country do you want to visit?	Good Old England. All the best entertainment comes from England. They practically invented Comedy.
Favorite Bands	Weird Al and his band, The Beatles, and Barenaked Ladies.
If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be?	A Japanese Bonsai Tree. They're so tiny.
Favorite moment from the Oscars	When Robin Williams, with a huge cast of singers, performed "Blame Canada" from the South Park Movie using the entire stage.
Favorite Font	The Akbar Font created by Jon Bernhardt. Click here to get it.
Your favorite over-used over-hyped slang term	"Bling". Especially when it's used on the News.
Favorite Television Channel	Comedy Central
If you could be any polymer, what polymer would you be?	Polyvinyl Chloride
Favorite Message Boards	South Park Studios and View Askew
How do you want to die?	"Don't want to go by the Devil, don't want to go by demon, don't want to go by Satan, don't want to die uneasy. Just let me gooooo naturallyyyyy........" -BS&T
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?	17
Most over-hyped famous person, place, or event in the history of time itself?	Paris Hilton. Only in America could you be famous for being a whore.
Favorite Comic Strips	Foxtrot, Dilbert, Boondocks, Bloom County (now Opus), Calvin and Hobbes, Life in Hell, and The Far Side.
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor	Mint Chocolate Chip
Favorite Movie of all time	Ask me next week.
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.. I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

Who I'd like to meet:

All the people in my heroes section, and anybody who wants to know me.

Details

Status: Single
Orientation: Straight
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
Smoke / Drink: No / No
Education: In college

Schools

University Of Missouri-Kansas City
- Kansas City, MO
- Graduated: N/A
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Film-Production
- Clubs: Student Film League
- Current Courses:
2004 to Present
Harrisonville High
- Harrisonville,Missouri
- Graduated: 2004
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Clubs: Band, Jazz Band
2000 to 2004

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