Albert
Albert I think so Brain, but who wants to see 'Snow White and the Seven Samurai'?

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GeneralAnother Super-funny MST3K short called "Century 21 Calling" about the Bell Telephone demonstration at the Seatle World's Fair (Which my mother was at, by the way). This one is a doozy. Part I: Part II:
MusicIt's been a while since i've updated my music, but here is my new playlist. It's got Chick Habit (just watched Death Proof again, and I love this song), a nice little diddy from The Kinks, and french song from the soundtrack of "The Darjeeling Limited". Also, this playlist is very saturated with songs from Jonathan Coulton, as I'm very obsessed with him at the moment. This is a longer playlist than usual as a result of said obsession, but believe me when I tell you, it's worth listening to. (Note: I don't really like the song "Baby Got Back", but I LOVE this version of it!)

Movies Here's the short I submitted to the Kansas City Film Jubilee and St. Louis International Film Festival. This isn't the version I submitted, but I'll try to have that version up soon... Time Machine

Add to My Profile | More Videos Hey, here's a new one from the great mind of Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Science of Sleep) called "Be Kind, Rewind" Starring Jack Black and Mos Def. It's going to be awesome!
Television I'm a movie guy, but I appreciate good television. Here's the list (in no particular order). The Simpsons (my first love), The Critic, Futurama (coming back to television in 2008!), Monty Python's Flying Circus (NOOOObody expects the Spanish Inquisition!), Freaks and Geeks, South Park (greatest show on television right now), Mystery Science Theater 3000 (my profile background), Pinky and the Brain (on DVD now!), The Office (the original British version), The Weird Al Show (on DVD August 15), That 70's Show, My Name is Earl, Scrubs, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Dead Like Me (damn good show, they should restart it), Jeeves and Wooster, Doctor Who (The closest to true sci-fi geekdome that I've ever come), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (which is also five books, a five-season radio show, an 80's video game, a towel, and, just recently, a fantastic movie), The Boondocks (also on DVD now), News Radio (R.I.P. Phil Hartman), The Daily Show, Late Nite with Conan O'Brien, Northern Exposure, and Father Ted. Oh, and I recently discovered Robot Chicken. I'll add more as I think of them, but that's the basic list of the greats. Oh, and reality TV sucks.
HeroesDouglas Adams, Quentin Tarantino, Weird Al Yankovic, Dr. Demento, Kevin Smith, M. Night Shyamalan, Wes Anderson, Michael Crichton, Tim Burton, Michel Gondry (The guy is a visual Effects genius), Todd Norris, Matt Groening, Matt Stone & Trey Parker, Dan Castelineta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer, Phil Hartman, Tress Macneil, Frank Welker, Rob Paulson, Maurice LaMarche, Dave Barry, Al Franken, Conan O'Brien, Joel Hodgeson, Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Trace Beaulieu, Bill Corbet, Shel Silverstein, Bill Murray, Steven Speilberg, François Truffaut, my Mom and Dad, Barry Sonenfeld, the Weinstien brothers, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr, Wes Archer (for the famous "twister-mouth" in the early Simpsons episodes), John Schwartzwelder, my best friend Brandon, and last, but certainly not least, Alfred Hitchcock.

     Albert's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:In college

   Albert's Schools
University Of Missouri-Kansas City
Kansas City, MO
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Film-Production
Clubs: Student Film League
 
Current Courses:

2004 to Present
Harrisonville High
Harrisonville,Missouri
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Band, Jazz Band
 

2000 to 2004



Albert est regarder beaucoup des films, maintainant. C'est bon pour toi! Posted at 12:51 AM Oct 26, 2007
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NameAlbert Wiltfong
BirthdayJanuary 21, 1986
BirthplaceForte Wayne, Indiana
Current LocationBlue Springs, Missouri
Goals for this yearTo make it through alive.
Perfect PizzaThe free kind.
Ambition in LifeTo become a Filmmaker of some sort... right now I'm looking at film editing.
Dream CarMini Cooper. However, I hear they're unreliable, which is too bad.
Favorite ColorLight Royal Blue
Favorite DirectorsKevin Smith, Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Steven Speilberg, Martin Scorsese, Michel Gondry, Alfred Hitchcock, and Francois Truffaut.
Worst Movie Ever MadeTransformers. Given, I know nothing of the material from which it is based, this pile of crap of a movie doesn't endear me to it.
HeritageAnglo-Saxon (That's a fancy way of saying "pasty white")
Do you sing in the shower?All the time.
What country do you want to visit?Good Old England. All the best entertainment comes from England. They practically invented Comedy.
Favorite BandsWeird Al and his band, The Beatles, and Barenaked Ladies.
If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be?A Japanese Bonsai Tree. They're so tiny.
Favorite moment from the OscarsWhen Robin Williams, with a huge cast of singers, performed "Blame Canada" from the South Park Movie using the entire stage.
Favorite FontThe Akbar Font created by Jon Bernhardt. Click here to get it.
Your favorite over-used over-hyped slang term"Bling". Especially when it's used on the News.
Favorite Television ChannelComedy Central
If you could be any polymer, what polymer would you be?Polyvinyl Chloride
Favorite Message BoardsSouth Park Studios and View Askew
How do you want to die?"Don't want to go by the Devil, don't want to go by demon, don't want to go by Satan, don't want to die uneasy. Just let me gooooo naturallyyyyy........" -BS&T
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?17
Most over-hyped famous person, place, or event in the history of time itself?Paris Hilton. Only in America could you be famous for being a whore.
Favorite Comic StripsFoxtrot, Dilbert, Boondocks, Bloom County (now Opus), Calvin and Hobbes, Life in Hell, and The Far Side.
Favorite Ice Cream FlavorMint Chocolate Chip
Favorite Movie of all timeAsk me next week.

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All the people in my heroes section, and anybody who wants to know me.

   


   


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Todd Norris

Todd Norris



Aug 21 2008 3:16 AM

I'll take that as a compliment since I'm standing under the set lighting I rigged. The movie is just starting to play at festivals.
It premiered at the Fright Night Fest in Louisville, KY and won Best of Fest!
Mr. Talley

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May 16 2008 5:50 AM

Hey Albert, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!




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Jill

Jill



Jan 21 2008 6:16 PM

Happy Birthday, Albert!!!
Gary

Gary Schelp



Dec 24 2007 2:49 AM

rachel

rachel



Aug 7 2007 5:06 PM

yeah... ive seen a lot...recently the simpsons movie....it was great!!

so how are you? i havent heard from you in a while...
Jill

Jill



Aug 7 2007 1:00 PM

I loved it, I've always wondered what I'd be animated!!!
Mary Hrabe

Mary Hrabe



Aug 2 2007 8:32 PM

Your pic looks just like you. lol. That's cool
Mary Hrabe

Mary Hrabe



Jul 11 2007 8:05 PM

Hey, how's it going Albert?
Brandon

Brandon



May 12 2007 5:30 AM

Al, whazzup! I wish I was there for awhile, or better yet you should be here. I'm having Al-withdrawals.
Mary Hrabe

Mary Hrabe



May 2 2007 8:16 PM

HI ALBERT!
Jay

Jay



Apr 17 2007 4:08 AM

hey albert, have u made any movies lately??
Tiffany

Tiffany



Apr 2 2007 4:38 AM

How was your break? Mine was busy busy busy, I was on the road practically the whole time. But I had a ton of fun. Hope to see you at lunch!
rachel

rachel



Feb 23 2007 6:16 PM

Thanks! i love the painting too!!!! so how is school treating you?
Tiffany

Tiffany



Feb 20 2007 10:51 PM

Hey sorry I haven't been at lunch lately. I just broke up with my boyfriend and it really has been a hard week. Eating is more of a chore now than joy. Unfortunately.
rachel

rachel



Jan 21 2007 5:20 AM

happy birthday!!!! i hope its a good one!
Jay

Jay



Jan 21 2007 12:39 AM

Hey happy bday tomorrow!!!!!!!!
Mary Hrabe

Mary Hrabe



Jan 20 2007 11:42 PM



Happy
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joy-joy

Joy Gilrath



Jan 19 2007 12:45 AM



Happy
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Happy Birthday!

Jay

Jay



Jan 5 2007 4:27 AM

Hey albert this is emmanuel from eastgate and i want you to know that me and my whole family think your movie is freaking halarious man,good job

peace
rachel

rachel



Dec 3 2006 1:33 AM

I love this beatles song! you have good taste!!

rachel
landon d. mise

landon d. mise



Nov 14 2006 9:33 PM

awesome background dude, one of the greatest shows in history. have you ever seen the mst3k movie?
Mary Hrabe

Mary Hrabe



Nov 8 2006 7:45 PM

Hi Albert!
Mary Hrabe

Mary Hrabe



Aug 16 2006 6:49 PM

I love your backround... I always liked those movies. LOL
Don't Let's Start

Don't Let's Start



Jul 17 2006 6:28 AM

Thank you, sir! Hopefully we'll have some news soon... keep an eye on my blogs & bulletins!

We must find others who share our excellent taste!

your close personal friends @ Don't Let's Start
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