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Current mood:amorous

…Want Some Dick?


Several years ago, there was an HBO Comedy Standup special featuring Chris Rock. According to what I've read and heard – Mr. Rock and I are pretty similar as far as our onstage/offstage personalities are concerned.
We're both somewhat quiet and introverted offstage but loud & extroverted onstage.
Obviously, this is where the similarities end – I'm neither black nor good looking…moving on.

In this particular standup, Chris expounded on the fact that most every man, sometime after puberty, wants to have sex with just about every woman he finds attractive.
Sometimes we're very blatant in our desire but usually it comes in the form of trying to help said woman. Like so:

I can help you move that. (Want some dick?)

I like romantic comedies too. (Want some dick?)

Sure I can help out with your rent this month. (Want some dick?)

Missing you terribly. (Want some dick?)

Be well yo. (Want some dick?)


And the list goes on and on.

Women, I'm sure, are conscious of this on one level or another. And no doubt they use it to their advantage every now and again. And who could blame them because as Mr. Rock also says – most every woman, since she was a 12 or 13-year-old girl has been hit on in one way or another.
I say all of this because I'm aware of this aspect of my "Male-ness." But I'm also aware that this trait means I'm going to be a horny idiot for far too much of the time.
And as I was telling someone at a show just last night, I'm fortunate that I have the drums to take out most of my frustrations on. As for the rest, I just take it one day at a time.

So to all of my female friends, perhaps this will shed some light as to why I act the way I do sometimes. (Oh, want some dick?)

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