A LITTLE AFTER MIDNIGHT FROG FACE VOODOO BLONDE KNUCKLES MAULER EDDIE CROSSBONES GINGER'S BLUES THE LUCY HELL STORY THE SNAIL SUPREME MR. HAPPY FACE FULL MOON FIESTA
ALCOHOLMAN HALLOWEEN
Heroes
My favorite hero is: LUCY HELL the DEVILGIRL
ALCOHOLMAN's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Surf City
Body type:
5' 9" / Average
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Metaphysical Crimefighter
ALCOHOLMAN is working on a new Alcoholman adventure. Posted at 5:30 PM Oct 17, 2008 view more
I was the only survivor of the "Super Sailor" experiment from PROGRAM B in the United States Navy. When I drink alcohol I get super powers.
KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!
Gin makes me fly. Tequila makes run fast. Vodka gives me ESP. Whiskey makes me strong. Scotch helps me think. When I drink rum I can bring underwater. Red wine heals me. Beer calms me down. And the list goes on, but I think you get the idea.
My intoxicating adventures are chronicled by Bradley Mason Hamlin and available at Mystery Island. www.mysteryisland.net I personally do not recommend anyone under the age of 18 reading about "the man with the strange alcohol powers." Alcohol use on any level is dangerous and often scary stuff.
< street cred > but you have to remember, that as an "audience member" or "music fan at random" -- being half CLUELESS and just randomly hearing things (as opposed to actual full-on writers that get shitpiles of free product/music in their mailbox every week, like i was myself duirng all of 1970/71/72/73 until i got bored, pronounced rock music DEAD AND DONE 12/31/73, and packed itin) --
this is how i have only very sketchy knowledge of "1992 Belgian synth-pop" (a big deal to europeans, post Depreche Mode)...and therefore ALL of lady gaga's SYNTH SOUNDS to me -- sound brand new! (and i still don't hear the exact same noises/EQs/sounds in the Belgian synth legacy, now that i've re-inspected it thanks to Youtube).
i have waymore cred (not ironically i don't think) as "man on the street latching onto something that's brand new" as the clueless man-on-the-street i would think. re the THREE DIFF HUUGE Hall of Fame acts i was (via writing, publishing or just via ILX /chuck in modern times -- entire e-mails reposting into ILX's black hole of rock-critic/muso type yammering, endless forever) huge on way before any sort of "critical traction" was even on the horizon --
a) 1971 BLACK SABBATH b) 1991 GREEN DAY (actually, early 1992 w/Kerplunk) (and a batshit fan starting from fall 1990, which had me as the johnny-come-lately one of the very last first 1,000 people to purchase the 39 SMOOTH lp in its first year of issue. but -- the very first of those thousand to have "access to print media" a year later. and yeah, the word "Beatles" was thrown into the half-page feature's header by northern calif BAM editor whatever his name was. c) oh forgot, SWEDISH WRITTEN/PRODUCED TEENPOP 1999-2000 and Radio Disney early 2000 (just google "metal mike" + britney , or "metal mike" + "radio disney" , right d) gaga, duh. she IS the first dance/pop Beatles level act! (creativity plus popularity). makes Madonna look like an idiot, arleady (
"farfetching" love it when arkies try to skip the laborious "manual spellchecking/grammar checking" step. FETCH ya dumbaas. FETCH. IT'S COMING BACK. get with the fucking "fetch" or get off the Fetch Truck.
i should probably study my old Marvel run (the Steve Gerber sequence) (starting with the "special issues" that preceded it, as a guest characer, whether or not they're Gerber) of MAN THING to check the ancillary/minor characters. with lucydingbat involved there's probably lot of obscure comic book symbolism going on.
i am oddly puzzled that Man-Thing circa marvel has never been namedropped in BIG BANG THEORY. or maybe the joke is that Shelton et all onlylike SUPER heroes, ok.
ok ok ok stop your cryin i will get CH!PZ to play live in your living room this christmas. i have lots of connections and various favors owed although calling this one in may require me kicking in a BJ or two.
standard contract, they'll play any song you want twice or more. and then have group sex in your kitchen just to prove that the dutch "pop4kids" circuit is just as thugg as any 1995 Snoop Dog video
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