ALCOHOLMAN
Kids, don't try this at home.

Male
45 years old
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 7/17/2009
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LUCY HELL, DEVILGIRL COMIC AVAILABLE NOW!
Music

Television

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Books

CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE INTOXICATED DETECTIVE ON MYSTERY ISLAND!


INTOXICATED BOOKS IN PRINT:

A LITTLE AFTER MIDNIGHT
FROG FACE
VOODOO BLONDE
KNUCKLES MAULER
EDDIE CROSSBONES
GINGER'S BLUES
THE LUCY HELL STORY
THE SNAIL SUPREME
MR. HAPPY FACE
FULL MOON FIESTA

ALCOHOLMAN HALLOWEEN

Heroes
My favorite hero is: LUCY HELL the DEVILGIRL

     ALCOHOLMAN's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Surf City
Body type:5' 9" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Metaphysical Crimefighter



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   ALCOHOLMAN's Blurbs
About me:


I was the only survivor of the "Super Sailor" experiment from PROGRAM B in the United States Navy. When I drink alcohol I get super powers.

KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!

Gin makes me fly.
Tequila makes run fast.
Vodka gives me ESP.
Whiskey makes me strong.
Scotch helps me think.
When I drink rum I can bring underwater.
Red wine heals me.
Beer calms me down.
And the list goes on, but I think you get the idea.

My intoxicating adventures are chronicled by Bradley Mason Hamlin and available at Mystery Island. www.mysteryisland.net I personally do not recommend anyone under the age of 18 reading about "the man with the strange alcohol powers." Alcohol use on any level is dangerous and often scary stuff.
Who I'd like to meet:



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Misled





Jul 14 2009 3:05 PM

Thanks for the add!
LIFE AFTER PHANTOM: Opera Erotica





Jul 14 2009 3:05 PM

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Highbrow Hick Coalition





Jul 13 2009 5:37 PM

howdy, mister.
SADISTIK! The Diabolikal Super Kriminal





Jul 6 2009 5:12 PM

THE DIABOLIKAL SUPER-KRIMINAL INVADES AMERIKA!

Animated Tease for the new SADISTIK: Strip & Kill Web Series!

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Some Call Me "Tim"





Jul 6 2009 5:11 PM

Things I Love About Independence Day
july4
(1. It's legal to purchase and use potentially fatal explosives.
(2. Being drunk before noon on enough beer to kill a Clydesdale.
(3. Self-esteem increases each year you're NOT the moron who drowned at the lake.
(4. You can wear your Captain America T-Shirt without looking geeky.
(5. It's the perfect collision of crass commercialism and phony patriotism.
july 4
(6. Because time-travel hasn't been invented, we'll never know how depressed our Founding Fathers would be at the way we f*ck*d up their dream of liberty and freedom.
(7. That girl --- you know the one --- who always shows up in the daisy-dukes and a tube top.
(8. We tell children in our neighborhood that are scared by fireworks, it's only a drive-by and they calm down.
(9. You can serve guests anything, including walrus carcass if you barbeque it first.
(10. They haven't figured out a way to make it a religious holiday yet.
indepndence
Instant Agony





Jun 19 2009 9:21 PM

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Jun 19 2009 9:21 PM

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Jun 19 2009 9:21 PM

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Hey ALCOHOLMAN, I am sending you a Purple Rain.


Send me a drink back!

Lucy Hell, Devilgirl





May 28 2009 8:54 PM

Don't ever leave me.
Lucy Hell, Devilgirl





May 26 2009 1:51 AM


Too much Vodka and Blood witch are a very bad combination.

Don't you know how much I love you, don't you?
Crazy Cher Rocks





May 26 2009 1:50 AM

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Lucy Hell, Devilgirl





May 26 2009 1:50 AM

You are my hero.
Lucy Hell, Devilgirl





May 22 2009 4:29 PM

at least not on the kitchen stove. In the bedroom, however ....
Lucy Hell, Devilgirl





May 22 2009 4:29 PM

did you enjoy our little therapy session ...
Lucy Hell, Devilgirl





May 18 2009 10:43 PM

I'm sorry for setting the kitchen on fire.
I guess Lucy and oil don't mix.
Lucy Hell, Devilgirl





May 18 2009 10:43 PM

Thank you for writing my paper and for being so nice to me.
I really really love you, Mr. Alcoholman.
Lucy Hell, Devilgirl





May 18 2009 5:07 PM


I was making perfect circles, until you flipped me on my back,
and fucking raped me.
Bonnie & Liane





May 18 2009 5:06 PM

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May 14 2009 2:47 AM

Thank you for buying me a car.

xoxo
Lucy Hell, Devilgirl





May 13 2009 6:58 PM

Dr. Atlantis has more friends than you. ;)
Phil Murray and the Boys From Bury





May 13 2009 6:57 PM

Hello ALCOHOLMAN

Just stopping by to say hi and give you some news.
The new album 'Welcome To Murraysville' from Phil Murray and the Boys From Bury is now available worldwide from CD Baby and directly from the merchandise page of the official website.
You can also get the album from Apple iTunes, MSN Music, Rhapsody, Napster, Amazon and many more.

2 Moons





May 9 2009 11:26 PM



thanks for you add



Grazie mille per l'amicizia! Ti invitiamo a fare una visita
al nostro profilo, e magari a scrivere un commento sulle nostre nuove canzoni!!

A presto!

2 Moons
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Hi!

Thank you so much for your friendship!! You are invited, if you want, to visit our
new profile and to tell us what do you think about our new songs!!

See you soon!


2 Moons
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Diabolikal Super-Kriminal Soundtrack Muzik





May 8 2009 10:26 PM

THANX FOR THE ADD!

Learn more about the album on Cinedelic's web page or order the album here! THE DIABOLIKAL SUPER-KRIMINAL OST CD (Catalogue number: CDCN 15) is also available from the following distributors in the US: DUSTY GROOVE, Germany: GROOVES INC, and Japan: JET SET!

And eyeball my new music video "Beware: SADISTIK!"

Jean-Emmanuel





May 4 2009 1:16 AM

Hello my friend!!

JED
Lucy Hell, Devilgirl





May 4 2009 1:16 AM

Thanks for holding back my hair, alchy.
I love you so much.
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