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I was the only survivor of the "Super Sailor" experiment from PROGRAM B in the United States Navy. When I drink alcohol I get super powers.
KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!
Gin makes me fly. Tequila makes run fast. Vodka gives me ESP. Whiskey makes me strong. Scotch helps me think. When I drink rum I can bring underwater. Red wine heals me. Beer calms me down. And the list goes on, but I think you get the idea.
My intoxicating adventures are chronicled by Bradley Mason Hamlin and available at Mystery Island. www.mysteryisland.net I personally do not recommend anyone under the age of 18 reading about "the man with the strange alcohol powers." Alcohol use on any level is dangerous and often scary stuff.
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TITLE: Life After Phantom: Opera Erotica AUTHOR: Samantha
Things I Love About Independence Day (1. It's legal to purchase and use potentially fatal explosives. (2. Being drunk before noon on enough beer to kill a Clydesdale. (3. Self-esteem increases each year you're NOT the moron who drowned at the lake. (4. You can wear your Captain America T-Shirt without looking geeky. (5. It's the perfect collision of crass commercialism and phony patriotism. (6. Because time-travel hasn't been invented, we'll never know how depressed our Founding Fathers would be at the way we f*ck*d up their dream of liberty and freedom. (7. That girl --- you know the one --- who always shows up in the daisy-dukes and a tube top. (8. We tell children in our neighborhood that are scared by fireworks, it's only a drive-by and they calm down. (9. You can serve guests anything, including walrus carcass if you barbeque it first. (10. They haven't figured out a way to make it a religious holiday yet.
Just stopping by to say hi and give you some news. The new album 'Welcome To Murraysville' from Phil Murray and the Boys From Bury is now available worldwide from CD Baby and directly from the merchandise page of the official website. You can also get the album from Apple iTunes, MSN Music, Rhapsody, Napster, Amazon and many more.
