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ALDO
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			"Don't Worry I Got Napkins!!!" Male 36 years old Flushing, United States Last Login: 9/6/2008
Mood: naughty
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MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/aldolaugh

ALDO's Comedian Bio

Bio	Wanna chat with me?My screenname is ALDOLAUGH on AIM.
Website	ALDOLAUGH.COM
Influences	Andrew "Dice"Clay
TV Shows	Commercials on Telemundo Commercial 4 Everyone Hates Chris
Films	Strapped H.B.O. Film
Albums	Don't Worry I Got Napkins

ALDO's Interests

General

Meeting People With An Open Mind And A Great Sense Of Humor!!

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Aldo "The Maller" Marachlian
Birthday:	When I have a naked clown singing happy birthday and feeding me cake.
Birthplace:	A Place That Sounds Like "You Are Gay"
Current Location:	Curled Up In A Fetal Position In My Closet.
Eye Color:	One Is Doodie Brown And The Other Is Black And Blue
Hair Color:	On My Head Brown On My Crutch Bald Eagle.
Height:	Tall Enough To Have A Midget Give Me Head And Not Bend Over.
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Left Always Feels Like Someone Else Is Doing It For Me.
Your Heritage:	My Mother Was Born In Italy And Escaped Before They Started Calling Sauce "Gravy" And My Father Left Armenia to Be Freed From Eating Grape Leaves
The Shoes You Wore Today:	I Wore My Pilgrim Shoes With That Huge Buckle But The Buckle Had Glitter To Match My Toe Polish.
Your Weakness:	Looking At Girls Asses As They Go Up To Get Communion In Church.
Your Fears:	Waking Up With A Huge Black Man In My Bed Saying "Was It As Good For You As It Was For Me?"
Your Perfect Pizza:	Argentine Pizza With Mate,Pig Blood Sausage And Cow Intestines.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	To Win The Special Olympics For The 20 Yard Drool.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	"Wait You Have A Cock??"
Thoughts First Waking Up:	"Why Am I Handcuffed To This Radiator?"
Your Best Physical Feature:	My Booticilious ASS
Your Bedtime:	When The Volume Kicks In
Your Most Missed Memory:	My Uncle Beating Me With A Wet Noodle To The Beat Of Jump By Van Halen
&..39;Pepsi or Coke:'	What Ever Happened To RC Cola?
McDonalds or Burger King:	Kennedy Fried Chicken.Now You Know I'm Dangerous!
Single or Group Dates:	Is A Fat Girl Considered A Group Date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Which One Is On Sale?
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Which Flavor Would White Implants With Brown Auroras Be?
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Cappuccino Makes You Go Much Faster
Do you Smoke:	I smoked a Ham Once
Do you Swear:	Once I Told Someone To Go To Hell.
Do you Sing:	I Usually Sing Culture Club's Full Album As I Masturbate And Shower.
Do you Shower Daily:	Does A Bum Smell Like Piss?
*Do you want to go to College:&..39;>*
Do you want to get Married:	I Did But Dana Plato Is Dead
Do you belive in yourself:	Until I Lost My 3rd Grade Spelling Bee I Did.
*Do you get Motion Sickness:*Only WhenI'm Tied Up In Someone's Trunk Of There Car!
Do you think you are Attractive:	Well I Know I Look Better Than The Guy From The Movie Powder.
Are you a Health Freak:	I Masturbate Twice Daily
Do you get along with your Parents:	CAN'T JOKE ABOUT THIS!
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Not When I'm Tied To A Tree Naked.
Do you play an Instrument:	I Can Make Noises With My Armpit And Hand.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Only With Priests From My Local Church
In the past month have you Smoked:	Yes After A Few Drinks With The Priests
In the past month have you been on :	An Amputee Midget With Implants
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Isn't That A Small Edible Fruit
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Where Else Can I Get Stared At By 16 Year Old Girls?"OH MY GOD HE"S SO HOT!"
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	Is That A Racist Remark?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	Does Going Down A Girl Count?
In the past month have you been on Stage:	I Played A Tree In A Play About Cows With Diarrhea
In the past month have you been Dumped:	No But I Dumped A Load.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	I ate Chicken Nuggets Naked And Double Dipped In A McDonald's At A Childrens Birthday Party."Mommy That's Not A Balloon Animal!"
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	My Friends Glass Eye
Ever been Drunk:	One Night Driving Cardinal O'Coner Home
Ever been called a Tease:	A Nun Lifted Up Her Skirt And Gave Me A Wet Willy.
Ever been Beaten up:	My Meat Has Been Beaten
Ever Shoplifted:	I Swallowed A Jaw Breaker And Walked Out The Store And Then Choked And Passed Out On The Fire Alarm
How do you want to Die:	Dressed As A Clown Smoking A Hand Rolled cigarrette Against A Wall In Guatemala.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	A Rodeo Clown
What country would you most like to Visit:	YOU ARE GAY
*In a Boy/Girl..*
*Favourite Eye Color:*
Favourite Hair Color:	Pubic Red
Short or Long Hair:	Something Nice I Can Pull And Say "Scream My Name"To.
Height:	2 1/2 Feet So If She's Bad I Can Put All The Food In The Freezer And She Can Starve.
Weight:	Hulk Hogna Weight
*Best Clothing Style:&..39;>*
Number of I have taken:	Ok So This Means WHAT????
Number of CDs I own:	How Many Did I Take From Your Car?
Number of Piercings:	2 You Got To Figure Out Where.
Number of Tattoos:	A Smurf Shooting A Load On My Ass
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	35,479,674,000
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Music

I enjoy everything from Deep House to Rock to Hip Hop. Have over 3000 songs on my Ipod so I listen to everything.

Movies

Love all comedies from the 80's:Airplane,Easy Money, Pee Wee Big Adventure,Etc. Can't forget my Mafia Movies:Good Fellas,GodFather If You Think The Big Loboswski is funny then your my match!!

Television

Stand-Up Comedy Specials

Heroes

I like Italian heroes, like the one's from Leo's in Corona Queens Salami,Ham, Fresh Mozarella,Sopressata, Roasted Peppers and Marinated Mushrooms. You want to split one with me??

Groups:

Nice Eyebrow Club, Comedians Club, New York Comedians, Stand-Up Comedy, HOT ARMOS THAT DONT LOOK ARMO !, Windy City Heat, HAUNTS & HORRORS, Comedians Corner

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ALDO's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Body type:	6' 3" / Athletic
Religion:	Catholic
Zodiac Sign:	Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:	No / No
Children:	Someday
Occupation:	Comedian/Actor
Income:	$75,000 to $100,000

ALDO's Schools

Flushing Hs
Flushing,New York
Graduated: 1990
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma

1986 to 1990

ALDO's Networking

Television - Talent - Comedian

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ALDO's Blurbs

About me:
I'm the rebound guy I have noticed.Every time I meet a nice girl she just finished breaking up with her long term boyfriend,we go out have a great time she can't believe there is someone so nice out there in the world.(me).Then her ex would call her crying he is sorry& that he changed.She leaves me go back to the ex and a few months later she finally realize the ex never changed so she calls me back but you know what sorry you had your chance.=) So if you have been single for sometime now.Don't have a crying whining ex calling you to get back with him,then I would love to meet you.

Who I'd like to meet:
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ALDO's Friend Space (Top 40)

ALDO has 7405 friends.

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Margie	Sep 1 2008 10:06 AM Have a great new week.
ALEX	Aug 30 2008 4:39 PM yeah im there. Im thinking about going out that friday..maybe we could bring him to the dominican/columbian salons in roosevelt ave....holler!
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~ ChiKita ~	Aug 29 2008 2:58 AM hi sweety dropping by to say hello. i hope your doing ok. take care hugs and kisses!!! Free Comments and Graphics
Lolita	Aug 27 2008 9:57 PM Thank you sweetie!
.:M.BRAVA:.	Aug 22 2008 9:19 PM

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