About me: I make people laugh for a living. Some say it’s a gift or a blessing. It could even be a scam. If it is the latter, I hope they don’t find out anytime soon because I’m really enjoying this ride.
I also pooped my pants until I was 23. I didn't know, nobody told me to stop.
I couldn’t do it without you. Thank you. Check out the video below.
You know you're a big poser. I mean look how you're looking at the camera. You could have been in a bunch of rock bands where you had to wear a CodPiece......... maybe you still are. Do you think they really used a Cod in a CodPiece? I think you know Satan from a Game Show. Cut it out with those gang signs. Otherwise I hope you're swell..... MM
mine not so great a about 40-45mpg on the highway it's high performance however many bikes can get 60-80 mpg. Check out: http://www. totalmotorcycle. com/MotorcycleFuelEconomyGuide/index. htm for ratings. For older bikes go with a twin cylinder or 650cc or less. Anything worked, tricked out or has jetted carbs will drink more fuel Good luck
Al, My friends continue to ask about you...do you have the money? lol ..wish I was this funny on stage. Seriously let me know IF YOUR IN TOWN THURS AROUND 9:45PM/ YOU MAKE EVERYONE LAUGH EVEN THE COMICS WHO HATE LAUGHING AT OTHER ACTS! YOU DA MAN!
This guy is walking home from work when a bum asks him for money. The guy asks if the bum is going to spend it on booze and the bum say no. The guy then asks if the bum will spend it at the racetrack, and the bum says no. The guy then asks the bum to come home with him so he can show his wife what happens to men who don't drink or gamble.
Ba dum bum.
How 'bout that buffet, huh? C'mon folks seriously, one plate at a time. It's not going anywhere.
I don't want to say that my cabin is on a lower deck but whenever I leave my room I have to check the oil. But seriously, would you people stop beating up the hand sanitizers?
How you doin' Ducharme? Just did a cruise to AK. The CD told me to; 'Just to joke jokes goddamnit. What's with the material?' Say hi to LCB for me. Vac
I missed it... A true Rhode Island legend... Acid reflux ! They are mighty tasty... But I prefer the Olneyville Hot Weiners... Better upset stomach... Not as much heartburn... Just plenty of trips to the john...
I wish you the best...always. Keep in touch, David
Hey Al... How are you doing ? I Hope all is well.. I just wanted to send my best wishes to you. Let me know when you are going to be in New England... Keep in touch... David
