W.C. Fields, Vivian Stanshall, Uncle Eck Dunford, Cliff Edwards, Seven Foot Dilly, Billy Bennett, Noel Coward, Sycamore Smith, S.J. Perelman, Harry Champion, Henry Lawson, Chad Morgan, Tom Lehrer, Tom Stacks, Harry Reser, Cuss Baxter, The Singing Postman, W.S. Gilbert, Mrs. Shufflewick, Weill/ Brecht, Spike Jones, Sam Mayo, Phil Baker, Ronald Frankau, George Formby, Henny Youngman
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The music player is right up there! Jeez, I gotta do everything. Want I should come over and listen to it for ya too?
CRITICAL ACCLAIM FOR AL DUVALL
"Such a performance....we wish that Mr. Duvall would stay forever in Pittsburgh." - Wheeling Intelligencer........
"A one-note flute whittled out of a stick of petrified wood,a rusted jalopy adorned with 'funny' bumper stickers..." -The Lancet........
"The highlight of Al Duvall's show was when he swept up the sawdust and broken glass at the end of the night". -proprietor, The Pickled Udder, Wigan Pier.........
"Mr. Duvall provided a morally hygenic entertainment for our balloon ascension". -Mauch Chunk Knights of Pythias............
"I see to it that Mr. Duvall is constantly touring, so that even the most isolated settler has the chance to enjoy his unique talent". -K.D., manager and spouse
I just made my first home brew pilsner I have 3 weeks till it's ready. At the brewery I mostly stack beer, put orders together and clean whatever they tell me too. they gave me the warehouse manager tiltle to make me feel better about my job.
How you doin Al, I might be coming back to New York in September. I never rang your brother but I picked up a banjo back home, a tubaphone with a huge pot on it. Are you gonna be around in September?
What will you do to alter your songs so that they will translate to the UP? Stoic folks who withstand such isolation rarely chuckle. Perhaps mere instrumentals would work best, allowing the grim-faced few that manage to cling to such life to festoon their own sparse reality upon your jaunty numbers. It could be one of those magic moments.
Dear mr Duvall, thank you for being our friend, and let us know if you ever come to France. Please accept our syncopated respects. The musico-medical team
Saw you at the movies last night. Nice show! I greatly enjoyed your performance. But seriously, next time you head down to the old quarry to conduct a transaction, bring along a hired gun or two to provide cover. There's no shame in that. You don't have to be such a hero all the time.
"Dear Liza, my bucket's embarrassin'!" "Dear Henry, that hole needs repair again!" Said Henry, "Can't do it!" Said Liza, "Then screw it!" He did--Liza paled in comparison...
The amazon stripper, Miss Brawn Made a tux from the fur of a fawn But the oglers hoot When she pulls off her suit-- It still looks like it's on when it's gone!
Chef Onan's old mentor, Chef Dickens Says, "Oil that's 'virgin' just sickens!" His porridge of ram yak Is rubbed on a lamb rack Then stuffed into four skinny chickens...
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