S I M - W I S E

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  • S I M - W I S E

  • 27 / Female
  • London, East, UK
  • Last Login: 11/23/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Will Smith movies.

    ToeJam & Earl

    Silent Hill

    World of Warcraft

    Home-made LARP.

    We H8 WAGs

    RPG's

    Comics.

    Zombies.

    Tits.

    Comics with zombies and tits in them.

    Being awesome.

    Planning my escape from the apocalypse.

    Pitying the fool.

  • Music

  • Movies

  • Television

  • Books

  • Heroes

Mafia Wars

Blurbs

About me:


HELLO. MY NAME IS SIM-WISE.

I AM A GAMER WRITER TELLY PRESENTER RADIO PERSON... YUSSS! (THAT IS QUITE A MOUTHFUL, SO YOU CAN JUST CALL ME 'BOB' IF YOU WANT).

I HAVE A BACHELOR'S DEGREE IN NERD:

I REVIEW GAMES BECAUSE I LOVE THEM MORE THAN THIS MAN:

THANK GOD FOR YOU LOT THAT I ONLY LOOK LIKE HIM ON SATURDAYS.

ON WEDNESDAYS I LOOK LIKE THIS:

I HAVE HAD THIS PAGE SINCE 1802, BACK WHEN MYSPACE WAS HIP. I RUN IT MYSELF AND DO NOT EMPLOY CHILDREN, ROBOTS, OR MAGDA TO DO IT FOR ME...

...SO SAY HELLO.

FIRST STEP IN UNDERSTANDING ME IS THAT I'M BASICALLY A 13 YEAR-OLD BOY WITH BREASTS.

MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL.

THIS IS ME NORMAL:

THIS IS ME TRYING TO LOOK COOL:

THIS IS ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER:

I'LL LEAVE IT UP TO YOU TO DECIDE WHETHER I GOT BULLIED OR NOT.

THIS IS ME IN A BIN:

THERE ARE MANY PICTURES OF ME IN BINS, BUT THAT IS THE BEST ONE FOR NOW.

OR IS IT?

MY CURRENT INTERESTS INCLUDE:

PARTYING WHILST PREGNANT.

DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE.

AND DRAWING ZOMBIES WITH MS PAINT.

I'M EASILY BORED.

I AM SHIT HOT AT HOOPLA:

I LOVE DOGS ON SKATEBOARDS MORE THAN I SHOULD.

Who I'd like to meet:

Comments

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  • Nov 24 2009 7:33 AM

    Thanks for the add!
  • Nov 24 2009 7:33 AM

    Hi pretty Sim-wise I liked your segment on Attack of The Show about Left for Dead 2
    -Chris
  • Nov 24 2009 3:10 AM

    Funny<br />Pictures



    LMFAO !    



    LORDHOG
  • Nov 23 2009 10:33 PM

    ~IT'S SEXY MONDAY~
     
    *Joey xoxoxoo ;)
  • Nov 23 2009 10:32 PM

    Yeah, Hi. I was just thinking "Generic chat up line" and you look so "perving/complement" that maybe we should "scenario that has less chance of happening in the real world than Transformers". What do you say? Maybe even "vailed/playful sexual reference"?
    "Unfunny end of message joke"!! Wink.
  • Nov 23 2009 9:55 PM

    hooray yur my friend.
  • Nov 23 2009 5:50 PM

    Weeey, you added zombie wars x
  • Nov 23 2009 5:09 PM

    hiya,
    thanx 4 accepting, how are u? been up ta much?
    x
  • Nov 23 2009 5:00 PM

    hello there gorgeous
  • Nov 23 2009 4:40 PM

    U.S loves Front Magazine! We need to get the Current Issues faster Maam!
  • BJ Online Now!

    Nov 23 2009 3:36 PM

    XD Beauty day i wish u XD P.S Vladyyy
  • Nov 23 2009 3:36 PM

    that sonic costume is fucking immense !!!
  • Nov 23 2009 8:06 AM

    What you still doing up treacle?? up to no good :)
     

  • Nov 23 2009 4:10 AM

    i love you, im just saying you rock, keep doing what your doing, i wanna marry a girl like you one day.
  • Nov 22 2009 7:59 PM

    Death note & Jay and Silent Bob Rule, you rule too!! Keeep it upppp !!! :D