S I M - W I S E

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  • S I M - W I S E

  • 26 / Female
  • London, East, UK
  • Last Login: 7/18/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Will Smith movies.

    ToeJam & Earl

    Home-made LARP.

    We H8 WAGs

    RPG's

    Zombies.

    Planning my escape from the apocalypse.

    Pitying the fool.

    Efukt.

    WWW.CRIMINALDAMAGE.CO.UK

  • Music

  • Movies

  • Television

  • Books

    Charles Bukowski
    Chuck Klosterman
    Richard Matheson
    Chuck Palaniuck
    Douglas Coupland
    John Kennedy Toole
    Charlie Brooker
    Anthony Burgess
    Dave Eggers
    Alan Moore
    Max Brooks
    Hubert Selby Jr
    Hunter S Thompson
    Craig Clevenger
    Aldous Huxley
    J D Salinger
    J T Leroy
    S E Hinton.
  • Heroes

    PLEASE NOTE:

    I DO NOT approve band spam, advertising, or abusive/offensive remarks on my page or in my comments. I will not plug your band or get you in Front magazine, and I do not have MSN/Facebook/or anything like that so please don't ask. Thanks.

Comments

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  • Jul 19 2009 12:24 AM


    I compare thee to a Kiss from a Rose.

    So it hurts a bit but it's looks really nice.



  • Jul 18 2009 9:26 PM

    thanx4 add, kiss's -daisy



  • Jul 18 2009 7:34 PM

    how's things miss sim-wise?

    xx
  • Jul 18 2009 6:25 PM

    Image and video hosting by TinyPic

    HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
  • Jul 17 2009 8:48 PM

    Heyy, Thankss For Acceptinn..
    You dont Know Me But iv Seen you in Front and Shit, Yeah your not too bad ;)
    Lol at yur younger Photo, you look like a Confused-about-his-sexuality young boy.. Lol..
    Btw.. Dont tell anyone this but..

    Im Freakishhly in love with Ginger Girls :O
    X
  • Jul 17 2009 3:07 PM

    heyy
    cheers for accepting
    x
  • Jul 17 2009 3:01 PM

    See any  cool graffittii Lately? ;)
  • Jul 17 2009 2:30 PM

    Have a cool weekend!
  • Jul 17 2009 12:18 PM

    I think you should give me your xbox live addy so I can kick your ass online, but in a loving way, because you're the coolest hottest girl ever.

    Can't argue with that! x
  • Jay

    Jul 17 2009 1:31 AM

    Them videos are funny as fuck!  Just thought tell ya.  Keep em' comin' :) 
  • Jul 17 2009 1:33 AM

    SIM!

    hows it going?!?! i dont know you wooooo lol






    this is fun.









    liked the vids x
    wb =D???????????

  • Jul 17 2009 1:35 AM

    ahh
    you have my friend jamies comic in your comic spread photo on your profile,

    i shall inform him
    he did hack and slash (well the front cover anyway)
  • Jul 17 2009 4:04 AM

    whats up!! :)
  • Jul 17 2009 9:03 AM

    I miss you a bit.  Or maybe a lot.  What you gonna do about it?xxx
  • Jul 16 2009 7:15 PM

    Have you been on that playstation world thing wow its purely the ace of spades.Im sure a self professed geek like you would love it,I wasnt before but its turned me into a complete nerd!

Blurbs

About me:


HELLO. MY NAME IS SIM-WISE

I'M A MODEL, AS WELL AS OTHER THINGS

I REVIEW GAMES ON MY SHIT TV

IT'S BETTER THAN SHOPLIFTING

I RUN THIS PAGE MYSELF AND DO NOT EMPLOY CHILDREN, ROBOTS, OR MAGDA TO DO IT FOR ME...

...SO SAY HELLO.

FIRST STEP IN UNDERSTANDING ME IS THAT I'M BASICALLY A 13 YEAR-OLD BOY WITH TITS.

MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL.

I LIKE COMICS. A LOT.

THIS IS ME NORMAL:

THIS IS ME TRYING TO LOOK COOL:

THIS IS ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER:

I'LL LEAVE IT UP TO YOU TO DECIDE WHETHER I GOT BULLIED OR NOT.

HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT MY LIFE IS LIKE, IN THE FORM OF A COMMENT I LEFT ONCE:

Umm yeah I went to some pub and talked to this 47 year old woman for ages (she wouldn't shut up) got well drunk then went in the rain to a Chicken Cottage, got absolutely fascinated by this chicken I was eating (like to the point of obsession , I was so freakin happy) then went to a party and fell asleep for 4 hours and when I woke up everyone was going home.

THIS IS ME IN A BIN:

THERE ARE MANY PICTURES OF ME IN BINS, BUT THAT IS THE BEST ONE FOR NOW.

OR IS IT?

I LIKE TO PARTY

I LIKE DRAWING ZOMBIES WITH MS PAINT.

I'M EASILY BORED.

I AM SHIT HOT AT HOOPLA:

I DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING.

APART FROM:

Who I'd like to meet: