Elon University
Elon, NORTH CAROLINA
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Broadcast Communications
Minor: History
Clubs: WSOE Radio, Excessive Socializing, Trying to remember what happened between 1997-2001.
Definitely a news producer for your television pleasure, ate a few Pantry dogs, pretty sure I partied with the girl's rugby team at Sheridan 39 a few times, disc golf, as much soccer as I could squeeze in.
2001 to 2002
Elon University
Elon,North Carolina
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: In Progress
Major: what the hell was I doing in the 90's?
1994 to 1998
St James School
St James, MARYLAND
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: Varsity soccer, fucking off, mostly trying to remember how I got there in the first place, late night fatties, aw hell-- you know if you went there.
Date: I'll take two, please. On the same date? Absolutely!
Sex: I mean, really... is that a question? What a loaded word.
Drugs: No not yet, thanks. Besides, pot makes me socially comatose.
Philosophy: Love me, hate me, either way, if you can't deal with me, ride your merry fucking trolley out of my happy place.
Location: Somewhere on a bed of nails, sharing a coctail with Palin and reading Hunter S. Thompson while she shares some "smoke" with our Russian comrades.
Why you should be my friend: Never do anything because you "should" Read my "fucking friends" blog.
Ideal vacation: I'm up for anything anywhere, really. No superfreaky shit, though. (I guess that depends on how you ask and if you're a female and it only involves us!)
A Little-known Fact: I half-cock my socks to expose my heals and cover my toes. Then I sit on the couch like Al Bundy and let my mind wander over the numbness of modern television programming.
A Truism: Sometimes a look is more loaded then words have the ability to express.
Oh Health: I smoke like a chimney when I drink. And I like to drink.
On Hygene: Some people take the regular, plain old shit way too seriously, and some people just need to take a shower
On the human race: I like people. I believe in people. I have faith in people to pick me up when I'm falling apart. But let's face it, most people try to shove their beliefs down your throat and if you don't agree, well, then you're going to hell. And we all know that would suck.
Why does Hell have to show up and ruin a good time?
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On politics: Who is lying? Who is telling the truth? Do you like Smurfs?
On explicitly untasteful, or as I consider them, expressively helpful words: I don't need to write a paragraph when I can tell you in one sentence how I'm fucking feeling at that moment. I don't use them for any sort of hate reasons, unless you really are an all-around shithead.
What I miss: Now that all my friends are spread out, we can't shoot the shit all night long like we used to. Sorry people that's what this is for. It's my national substitute for my apartment floor, and yes I do steam clean! Too bad the cigarette burns won't come out of the rug, but the beer and wine stains are mostly gone.
Who I'd like to meet: Who would I possibly want to meet:
People who wear togas. People with new ideas. People who want to meet me after making it this far through my page. People who can take a piece of life and laugh at it, wonder about it, chew on it, marvel at it, revel in it, and then massacre traditional thought.
If you have a minute, check out our new street team page! Despite the name, most tasks are done online. Plus you'll be earning rewards points for every task you completeâ¦things like including us in your top friends, adding one of our songs to your profile, coming to see us in concertâ¦which can be redeemed for prizes such as autographed special items, concert tickets and meet & greet passes.
Saturday Night, July 25th...as Bele Chere winds down for the evening, The Boiler Room and Grove House light up the night and continue the party! Drinking, dancing, DJ's, live music and drag queens--all under one roof...all at the Grove House...all night long Saturday night!
Come check us out as we play at The Boiler Room along with our friends Today the Moon, Tomorrow the Sun and Kavish (from Atlanta and Winston-Salem respectively). Check them out @ myspace.com/todaythemoontomorrowthesun and myspace.com/kavish13 . Come prepared to party and to dance your ass off--and bring all your friends! See ya there!
Yes, I am still alive and breathing, I promise! I'm not living in Charlotte at the moment but I plan to come up and visit next weekend. Will you be around?
Hi Alex, Inc! Thanks for the friendship. We have a show coming up in Raleigh, NC May 30th. Check the event link below for details. Hope to see you there! Click Here To View Event <>>> <>>>
hey you. Ahhh. here i am once again appologizing for my drunk behavior... Me so sorry. I hate that everytime you see me its when i havent been out of my dungeon in a while and i go nutso. perhaps we can grab a sane beer at hawthorne some times. my treat for putting up with me. loves. me.
Hey Alex!!! Hows it going on your end? Sorry its been extremely busy here. Im out in MO right now, kinda hit a rough patch and have to push the reset button for a second.
Soooo i may or may not have called you yesterday talking nonsense...so if you could...i dunno...disregard the convo id REALLY appreciate it...face..love!
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