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Alex Koll
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Male
32 years old
San Francisco, California
United States



Last Login: 11/16/2009
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BioALEX KOLL is a comedian to the kind of person who likes Alex Koll.In a relatively short time, he has made a name for himself as the King of Import Racing three years running simply by writing "King of Import Racing" in every bathroom he lands in.For a while, he delivered wedding cakes in a Toyota that doubled as a home for an unemployed nuclear lab technician on the weekends.He recently lost his voice, but got it back without even trying.
Websitealexkoll.com
Influencessugar and catfood
MembersSketch group: BOOMTIME! http://www.myspace.com/boomtimesf
Albumshttp://www.myspace.com/chuchinutnutandthepineconeexpress

    Alex Koll's Interests
GeneralOderless phonebook cover.
MusicThe kind black people make after being provoked. Like Fishbone.
MoviesFitness-related only
TelevisionTelevision causes mineral deficiency and thumbsucking.
Books"The only asshole you'll ever need" by Dave Eggers Speilberg
HeroesDuck Hunt purists.

     Alex Koll's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Saxaphone Island
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:Barnbuster, Biblethumper


Alex Koll's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 8 Total Plays: 5179 Plays Today: 0
Road Trip Tips Alternate Cut
Road Trip Tips Alternate Cut rating
Black Guys on a Beautiful Day
Black Guys on a Beautiful Day rating
March 6th-8th, 2008
March 6th-8th, 2008 rating
Vote Alex Koll 2007
Vote Alex Koll 2007 rating
Shred Begely Jr.
Shred Begely Jr. rating
San Francisco Punch Line, Jan 07
San Francisco Punch Line, Jan 07 rating
Driest Comic Standing
Driest Comic Standing rating
DUCKBILL* commercial
DUCKBILL* commercial rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Oct 10 2009 8:00P
Elbow Room San Francisco CA
Oct 10 2009 8:00P
Emily Heller’s Birthday @ The Dark Room San Francisco CA
Oct 15 2009 8:00P
SF Weekly Music Awards San Francisco CA
Oct 22 2009 7:00P
Bentzen Ball Comedy Festival Washington DC DC
Dec 31 2009 8:00P
Cobb’s Comedy Club San Francisco CA

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Alex Koll has 1176 friends.
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Alex Koll's Friends Comments
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Endless Jon B

Jon B



Feb 26 2008 7:11 AM

I had no idea you had such strong feelings against Star Wars:

Michael C. Hsiung

Michael Hsiung



Feb 26 2008 1:33 AM

What up...lesbians! hey alex, how's it going? wocka wocka
Robert Selander

Robert Selander



Feb 10 2008 12:14 AM

Minotaur
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Al(oysius)4

Al(oysius)4



Feb 9 2008 7:17 PM

Chris Garcia

Chris Garcia



Feb 8 2008 11:57 PM

2 weeks to go!

Buy tickets online at www.brownpapertickets.com
~♥~Valorie~♥~

~♥~Valorie~♥~



Feb 8 2008 11:03 PM

Hello there, funny man! I just wanted to stop by to wish that your weekend is filled with a cup full of laughter, a cup full of wit, and a tablespoon of sarcasm. Have a good one! Take care. Much love from W.Va.
~♥~Valorie~♥~

~♥~Valorie~♥~



Feb 3 2008 7:21 AM

Thanks so much for the add. You think you're funny?...do ya funny man?...well guess what?...YOU ARE!!!! Take care.
Jacob Sirof

Jacob Sirof



Feb 1 2008 10:26 AM

Thank you.
Unicorn of the Sea

Unicorn of the Sea



Jan 29 2008 6:19 PM

GOD, alex, my face hurts from laughing so hard watching your comedy central clips just now. quinceniera circuit, spider-man blowjobs...gold.
Seth

Seth



Jan 10 2008 4:44 PM

ONLINE NOW
Kevin OShea

Kevin OShea



Jan 10 2008 10:47 AM

Photobucket
Marcella Arguello

Marcella Arguello
Online Now!


Jan 8 2008 11:26 PM

You foolish little man!
sheng wang

sheng wang



Jan 8 2008 8:07 AM

you drop the bomb on me...
SPEECH THERAPY COMEDY

kiko breiz



Jan 7 2008 1:57 AM

Thanks again for being part of the show, hope to get you on soon.
Jacob Sirof

Jacob Sirof



Jan 6 2008 11:16 PM

Don't you think that Carrot Top is a little out of place in your top friends? I mean, come on, Alex! The guy's not even very funny!
Al(oysius)4

Al(oysius)4



Jan 4 2008 12:38 AM

there is a lonely comedian on a island

Underdog

Underdog



Jan 2 2008 9:50 PM

Hey Alex! Happy New Year!
Lauren
cHRIS sCHIAPPACASSE

cHRIS sCHIAPPACASSE



Dec 31 2007 7:39 PM

dude u need 2 put da wig in washer.
Supershake Productions

Supershake Productions



Dec 30 2007 8:19 PM

Hey Alex
Thanks for the add :)
Happy New Year!
Maria
SS Productions
sheng wang

sheng wang



Dec 27 2007 11:24 PM

dood, happy birfday!
i hope you enjoy
this in flight
presentation!
This Is My Fist

This Is My Fist



Dec 27 2007 6:53 PM

Hope you got plenty of cute outfits for Channuchristmas.
Jane Haze

Jane Haze



Dec 27 2007 9:58 AM

Oh snap... happy birthday to you Sir Koll.

-jane
lucifern

lucifern



Dec 26 2007 10:04 PM

happy birthday maaan!

The Filmmaker

The Filmmaker



Dec 26 2007 7:11 AM

Happy birthday, Alex. Hope you got the hair-straightening products I sent.
expensive shit

expensive shit



Dec 25 2007 10:20 PM

happy birthday man.
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