The ones who love us best, are the ones we lay to rest, and visit their graves on holidays at best. The ones who love us least are the ones we die to please. If it's any consulation, I don't begin to understand them. - The Replacements
The Railbenders, The Dry County Crooks, Vinny D., New York Rifles, The Oohlas, Alien Crime Syndicate, The Meices, Leigh Marble, Chris Robley, Perhapst, Rachel Taylor Brown, Richmond Fontaine, Hillstomp, The Lonely H, AM, Dead Rock West, Mishka Shubaly, Beat the Devil, The Replacements, Paul Westerberg, Suffrajett, Matt Sharp, The Rentals, I Can Lick Any Sonofabitch in the House, John Doe, X, Pete Townshend, The Who, The Maroons, Sean Croghan, Brady Brock, Alex Dezen, The Damnwells, No. 2, Elliott Smith, In Music We Trust Records, The Trash Brats, Fountains of Wayne, Tommy Stinson, Bash and Pop, Cursive, Filter, The Clash, Flaming Lips, Beulah, Gerald Collier, Supersuckers, Otis Redding, James Brown, Hank Williams, Minus 5, Young Fresh Fellows, Best Kissers in the World, Ruth Ruth, Ultra V, The Jealous Sound, Crackerbash, Hazel, Heatmiser, Pond, Sprinkler, Thrillhammer, Patsy Cline, Otis Redding, John Prine, Husker Du, Goldfinger, Bob Schneider, Social Distortion, Perfect, No. 2, The Goo Goo Dolls (early stuff)...
Comedy: Mitch Hedberg, Doug Stanhope, Brendon Walsh, Robert Schimmel, Auggie Smith, etc.
Movies
Shawshank Redemption, Blow, South Park, One Flew Over the Coocoo's Nest, To Kill A Mockingbird... ummm... gosh, so many more. Hard to say.
Television
Benson, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Soap, The Shield, Webster, 21 Jump Street, Renegade, Scrubs, Forensic Files, Masterminds, Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, Cheers, Growing Pains, Three's Company, South Park, Forensic Files, Crank Yankers, Simpsons, The Sarah Silverman show, Da Ali G Show, From the Files of Dayle Hinman, Family Guy, Grounded for Life, and probably some other stuff...
Books
Robert Schimmel's "Cancer on $5.00 a Day (chemo not included)".
About me: "There aren't any rules for being alive.
Tomorrow, give somebody something for free on the job.
Tell your kid the truth about something that makes them think on a different level.
Call an 800-Hows My Driving number and tell them that their driving is flawless.
If you are a bored teenager who's going to vandalize something - spray-paint a parking meter or the lense of a photo-enforced speed-trap instead of some regular guys business.
Fuck a lonely person.
Ask your teacher - politely - why the subject matter at hand is the highest use of your time and how it has been of benefit to them in their own day-to-day lives.
Say that you're obviously voting for Ron Paul in a blog without going into any detail. Make them curious enough to do their own google research.
Tip heavily at a fast food joint and compliment the chef.
Fill out a comment card complaing that if the higher-ups really cared, that they'd be at the location themselves and that they are demeaning their own employees.
Write your Myspace profile on a bathroom wall.
Wave at a cop in traffic like you're old friends rather than avoid eye contact.
Ask for a wheel chair at the airport. Cruise through holiday traffic.
Pick a day and send out blogs and bulletins in your community for everyone to use 100 dollar bills at toll booths. If it catches on, you'll break the bank and they'll have to let people go free for lack of change.
There's a million ways for us to screw the government and the heads of corporations without getting fired or jailed. Find one and spread it around.
Heey hooooe Neighbor!!!! Thought I would drop a line and say whats up......I got this pic from the other night, thought I would share....you know, that night you got me suuuuuuper hammered......on purpose! lol it was all super fun though. We must hang next week!!!!!!
Hey Mister!! How's it going?? 'Bout ready for some summer! This cold weather makes me SO unmotivated to do anything! Anyway--Hope all is well with you and Cleo! xo
Cleo Did a great job!! She gets a gold Star. The next step is to learn more cuts and some for guys so she can try again! You are a great dad for helping her learn and showing off her great work.
Hey you! I really hope you enjoyed yourself the other night! I wish I had felt better...sounds like good times! Hope you're having a wonderful week so far and again, Happy B-Day (belated)!! ~ Cat
Happy Birthday, Alex. I hope you made it home safely. Good to see you. I hope someone got you some "birthday bread". That is BREAD...not HEAD. But either would've done the trick. Enjoy the last year of your 20-somethings...
