If I ever happen to get Married Again, I want our "First Dance" Song to be "I Jizz in My Pants" or "Punk Rock Girl"....I'm just Sayin'Mood: evil Posted at 10:19 PM Jul 26view more
An American Goth Performer,Actor and Writer currently residing on the East Coast...
In his spare time, Algernon sends Passionate/Lustful letters to Martha Stewart and the American Cheese Association.
Who I'd like to meet:
Friends who I have not seen in many Moons...
Friends who I not met yet.
THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND! I WISH YOU A FABULOUS, DARK AND TWISTED HOLIDAY SEASON!!! I DO HOPE THAT SANTA LEAVES OUT THE COAL THIS YEAR AND 2010 GREETS YOU WELL! Again... Thanks for your support and HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010! -Criss Karver (Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE)
THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!! HOPE THE HOLIDAYS ARE GOOD TO YOU! IF YOU'RE UP TO SOME NEW TWISTED TALES IN RHYME, STOP BY AND CHECK OUT MY BLOG: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=124955625
-TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK AND LOOK FOR THE LUNACY MACHINE TO HIT THE BOOK SHELVES SOON!
Happy New Year! May 2009 bring you Health, Wealth, Peace, Love, Happiness, Challenges and Success! So Celebrate with fireworks, champagne and … black confetti! We miss you dear. Dark Embraces Madame X www. houseofthedreaming. org
Algernon, your Birthday is here!! Cognac, black lace and haunting atmospherics to envelop you in gloomy delights. I miss you darling. Keep in touch. Madame X
hola! Gas is getting higher each day. Luckily there is a special promotion for a free gas card. Get it for yourself or a friend/relative. It won't last long.
I called in sick to work today;
Sometimes that’s not so bad.
My head is stuffy;
My body’s achy;
My hands and legs are kinda shaky.
My eyes are weary and sort of blurry.
My sinuses, too, have started hurting.
My nose is dripping; my stomach bloated.
My cheeks, in fact, are kinda swollen.
With that, I called in sick.
I thought the average flu for sure.
Who wouldn’t with what I’ve got?
But something told me it was more than that
When I turned the TV on.
There were riots in Virginia.
There was looting in New York.
They were declaring martial law in towns I’d never heard before.
They were interviewing doctors who had learned of a disease,
And they mentioned that the plague began in Nashville, Tennessee.
Then they interviewed a patient who was pointing at his eyes. He said,
“There are spiders all around us!
They’ll lay their eggs inside us!
These spiders here are poisonous!”
Then he dropped his hands and died.
holy shiznit dawg i just tried one of those ring tone websites advertised everywhere and they really do work...i got some crystal clear ring tones for my phone instantly. i am talking about some cadillac quality here! you just gotta see for yourself, just copy and paste this site in your browser: http://www.lapmns.com
--And Here Is Your Gift ... A Poem Taken From The Darkest Corner
In The Back Of My Mind.
... The Story of ...
OUIJA
"Is there someone there? Is there someone there?
Come talk to us tonight.
We're asking for the dead to speak,
It's only us . . .my wife and me.
Come tell us how you died."
The oracle moved about the board
A figure-eight reply.
The oracle started slowing down, then stopped . . . above the 'Y'.
"Tell us more, tell us more, this spirit sailing free.
Tell us how you died tonight.
Tell us when you died tonight.
Tell us what brings you here tonight.
Keep spelling it for me."
The figure-eight continues and around the board it moves.
It's slowing down, it's slowing down.
"Come spirit, talk to me right now,
Tell us tonight, because we want to know . ."
Then the oracle stopped on the letter 'O'.
"You're coming in so very clear,
Now tell us why you're roaming here, on this dark and stormy night.
Speak to me, speak to me,
Travel through this board to me.
Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb.
Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now."
Then the oracle stopped on the 'U'.
"Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn't making sense.
You spelled out, "YOU" is this what you meant to do?"
Then the oracle stopped on 'YES'.
My hands were sweating. My knees were shaking.
My wife had glanced up, hesitating
While I just sat there concentrating
Recalling what I knew.
This cannot be. This cannot be.
Then the oracle spelled out, 'S-U-E.'
---------------------- To Be Continued in my blog
-Come take a look at my blog for OUIJA and other upcoming stories from: THE LUNACY MACHINE (in bookstores soon)
Or visit me at www.lunacymachine.com by
CHRIS M. KINNEY
DO you know whats on most girl's minds but they won't tell you or will they.
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that sunny has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. KSPOE.COM I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from KSPOE.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at KSPOE.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. KSPOE.COM S47545057
Just dropping by to say thanks for
Being a friend of The Lunacy Machine.
The Lunacy Machine; Twisted Tales of Unfortunate Times is a collection of 59 dark twisted tales written in rhyme. My book will keep you entertained for hours as you read the best twisted tales of your life. Read it for the stories or take it a step further and solve the relationships between them all! Will you find the clues hidden within the dark art? The Lunacy Machine is the first book in the series, so if you are thirsty for something different, then hold onto your souls and watch for The Lunacy Machine to hit book stores around June, 2007.
I'LL SEE YOU ON THE DARK SIDE MY FRIEND!
--Chris
Comments
Dec 16 2009 3:18 PM
Again... Thanks for your support and HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010!
-Criss Karver
(Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE)
Dec 6 2009 10:22 PM
IF YOU'RE UP TO SOME NEW TWISTED TALES IN RHYME, STOP BY AND CHECK OUT MY BLOG:
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=124955625
-TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK AND LOOK FOR THE LUNACY MACHINE TO HIT THE BOOK SHELVES SOON!
ALWAYS...CRISS KARVER
Sep 11 2009 11:45 PM
Bloody pics & sick layouts at VomitVault.com
Aug 25 2009 5:45 PM
Let..s get together o..brother of mine.
SWAK
The Madame
Aug 5 2009 8:52 AM
Jul 7 2009 11:42 PM
Jun 22 2009 3:21 AM
Dark Embraces
Madame X
Apr 22 2009 1:06 PM
Mar 24 2009 5:19 AM
Dec 31 2008 8:15 PM
May 2009 bring you Health, Wealth, Peace, Love, Happiness, Challenges and Success!
So Celebrate with fireworks, champagne and … black confetti!
We miss you dear.
Dark Embraces
Madame X
www. houseofthedreaming. org
Dec 26 2008 4:12 AM
Mar 4 2008 1:29 PM
Cognac, black lace and haunting atmospherics to envelop you in gloomy delights.
I miss you darling.
Keep in touch.
Madame X
Jan 29 2008 8:08 AM
Eternally,
Aislin
Jan 25 2008 1:27 PM
Dec 26 2007 5:38 AM
Dec 25 2007 6:08 PM
May 24 2007 10:03 AM
Claim Free $500 Gas Card For Summer Now!
May 9 2007 8:47 AM
xoxo
Vyxsin
May 6 2007 6:50 PM
FOR YOU MY FRIEND ... A POEM FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE
I called in sick to work today;
Sometimes that’s not so bad.
My head is stuffy;
My body’s achy;
My hands and legs are kinda shaky.
My eyes are weary and sort of blurry.
My sinuses, too, have started hurting.
My nose is dripping; my stomach bloated.
My cheeks, in fact, are kinda swollen.
With that, I called in sick.
I thought the average flu for sure.
Who wouldn’t with what I’ve got?
But something told me it was more than that
When I turned the TV on.
There were riots in Virginia.
There was looting in New York.
They were declaring martial law in towns I’d never heard before.
They were interviewing doctors who had learned of a disease,
And they mentioned that the plague began in Nashville, Tennessee.
Then they interviewed a patient who was pointing at his eyes. He said,
“There are spiders all around us!
They’ll lay their eggs inside us!
These spiders here are poisonous!”
Then he dropped his hands and died.
---------------------- To Be Continued in my blog
May 5 2007 12:19 AM
from across the ocean...
Dark Embraces
Madame X
Apr 18 2007 5:19 PM
Apr 16 2007 5:03 AM
--And Here Is Your Gift ... A Poem Taken From The Darkest Corner
In The Back Of My Mind.
... The Story of ...
OUIJA
"Is there someone there? Is there someone there?
Come talk to us tonight.
We're asking for the dead to speak,
It's only us . . .my wife and me.
Come tell us how you died."
The oracle moved about the board
A figure-eight reply.
The oracle started slowing down, then stopped . . . above the 'Y'.
"Tell us more, tell us more, this spirit sailing free.
Tell us how you died tonight.
Tell us when you died tonight.
Tell us what brings you here tonight.
Keep spelling it for me."
The figure-eight continues and around the board it moves.
It's slowing down, it's slowing down.
"Come spirit, talk to me right now,
Tell us tonight, because we want to know . ."
Then the oracle stopped on the letter 'O'.
"You're coming in so very clear,
Now tell us why you're roaming here, on this dark and stormy night.
Speak to me, speak to me,
Travel through this board to me.
Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb.
Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now."
Then the oracle stopped on the 'U'.
"Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn't making sense.
You spelled out, "YOU" is this what you meant to do?"
Then the oracle stopped on 'YES'.
My hands were sweating. My knees were shaking.
My wife had glanced up, hesitating
While I just sat there concentrating
Recalling what I knew.
This cannot be. This cannot be.
Then the oracle spelled out, 'S-U-E.'
---------------------- To Be Continued in my blog
-Come take a look at my blog for OUIJA and other upcoming stories from: THE LUNACY MACHINE (in bookstores soon)
Or visit me at www.lunacymachine.com
by
CHRIS M. KINNEY
Apr 15 2007 3:03 PM
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that sunny has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. KSPOE.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from KSPOE.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at KSPOE.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. KSPOE.COM
S47545057
Mar 30 2007 6:42 AM
Being a friend of The Lunacy Machine.
The Lunacy Machine; Twisted Tales of Unfortunate Times is a collection of 59 dark twisted tales written in rhyme. My book will keep you entertained for hours as you read the best twisted tales of your life. Read it for the stories or take it a step further and solve the relationships between them all! Will you find the clues hidden within the dark art? The Lunacy Machine is the first book in the series, so if you are thirsty for something different, then hold onto your souls and watch for The Lunacy Machine to hit book stores around June, 2007.
I'LL SEE YOU ON THE DARK SIDE MY FRIEND!
--Chris
Mar 15 2007 9:31 PM