Algernon33

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  • Algernon33

  • 36 / Male
  • Maryland, US
  • Last Login: 10/1/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Acting, Writing, Music, Performing, Art, , Strigoi Vii, House of The Dreaming,Good Food, Good Drink, Firey Passion,

Details

  • Status: Divorced
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: San Francisco, CA
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: Athletic
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Occupation: Performer/Writer

Latest Blog Entries

Blurbs

About me:

An American Goth Performer,Actor and Writer currently residing on the East Coast... In his spare time, Algernon sends Passionate/Lustful letters to Martha Stewart and the American Cheese Association.

Who I'd like to meet:

Friends who I have not seen in many Moons... Friends who I not met yet.

Comments

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  • Dec 16 2009 3:18 PM

    THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND! I WISH YOU A FABULOUS, DARK AND TWISTED HOLIDAY SEASON!!! I DO HOPE THAT SANTA LEAVES OUT THE COAL THIS YEAR AND 2010 GREETS YOU WELL!
    Again... Thanks for your support and HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010!
    -Criss Karver
    (Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE)
  • Dec 6 2009 10:22 PM

    THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!! HOPE THE HOLIDAYS ARE GOOD TO YOU!
    IF YOU'RE UP TO SOME NEW TWISTED TALES IN RHYME, STOP BY AND CHECK OUT MY BLOG:
    http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=124955625

    -TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK AND LOOK FOR THE LUNACY MACHINE TO HIT THE BOOK SHELVES SOON!

    ALWAYS...CRISS KARVER

  • Aug 25 2009 5:45 PM

    Im back from Ireland.
    Let..s get together o..brother of mine.
    SWAK
    The Madame
  • Aug 5 2009 8:52 AM

    Thanks for the addness ..sweetness.;)
  • Jul 7 2009 11:42 PM

    Do ninjas poof?
  • Jun 22 2009 3:21 AM

    How wonderful to have you back, and please don't let this be a tease...
    Dark Embraces
    Madame X
  • Apr 22 2009 1:06 PM

    Love thy Mother, Happy Earth Day
    Mother Earth Pictures, Images and Photos
  • Mar 24 2009 5:19 AM

    Noctuary flyer March 27
  • Dec 31 2008 8:15 PM

    Happy New Year!
    May 2009 bring you Health, Wealth, Peace, Love, Happiness, Challenges and Success!
    So Celebrate with fireworks, champagne and … black confetti!
    We miss you dear.
    Dark Embraces
    Madame X
    www. houseofthedreaming. org
  • Dec 26 2008 4:12 AM

    Happy today!
  • Mar 4 2008 1:29 PM

    Algernon, your Birthday is here!!
    Cognac, black lace and haunting atmospherics to envelop you in gloomy delights.
    I miss you darling.
    Keep in touch.
    Madame X
  • Jan 29 2008 8:08 AM

    Greetings Algernon! It's been a long time since I've heard from you. Hope you're well.

    Eternally,

    Aislin
  • Jan 25 2008 1:27 PM

  • Dec 26 2007 5:38 AM

    moo-ry xmas 07
  • Dec 25 2007 6:08 PM

    Happy Giftmas!
  • May 24 2007 10:03 AM

    hola! Gas is getting higher each day. Luckily there is a special promotion for a free gas card. Get it for yourself or a friend/relative. It won't last long.

    Claim Free $500 Gas Card For Summer Now!
  • May 9 2007 8:47 AM

    :::::Indianapolis is the spot, TONITE Wednesday May 9th:::::
    xoxo
    Vyxsin
  • May 6 2007 6:50 PM



    FOR YOU MY FRIEND ... A POEM FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE

    Shadow Word generated at Pimp-My-Profile.com
    I called in sick to work today;
    Sometimes that’s not so bad.
    My head is stuffy;
    My body’s achy;
    My hands and legs are kinda shaky.
    My eyes are weary and sort of blurry.
    My sinuses, too, have started hurting.
    My nose is dripping; my stomach bloated.
    My cheeks, in fact, are kinda swollen.
    With that, I called in sick.

    I thought the average flu for sure.
    Who wouldn’t with what I’ve got?
    But something told me it was more than that
    When I turned the TV on.

    There were riots in Virginia.
    There was looting in New York.
    They were declaring martial law in towns I’d never heard before.
    They were interviewing doctors who had learned of a disease,
    And they mentioned that the plague began in Nashville, Tennessee.

    Then they interviewed a patient who was pointing at his eyes. He said,
    “There are spiders all around us!
    They’ll lay their eggs inside us!
    These spiders here are poisonous!”
    Then he dropped his hands and died.

    ---------------------- To Be Continued in my blog
  • May 5 2007 12:19 AM

    Boo!!
    from across the ocean...
    Dark Embraces
    Madame X
  • Apr 18 2007 5:19 PM

    holy shiznit dawg i just tried one of those ring tone websites advertised everywhere and they really do work...i got some crystal clear ring tones for my phone instantly. i am talking about some cadillac quality here! you just gotta see for yourself, just copy and paste this site in your browser: http://www.lapmns.com
  • Apr 16 2007 5:03 AM

    BEST WISHES FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE

    --And Here Is Your Gift ... A Poem Taken From The Darkest Corner
    In The Back Of My Mind.
    ... The Story of ...

    OUIJA

    "Is there someone there? Is there someone there?
    Come talk to us tonight.
    We're asking for the dead to speak,
    It's only us . . .my wife and me.
    Come tell us how you died."

    The oracle moved about the board
    A figure-eight reply.
    The oracle started slowing down, then stopped . . . above the 'Y'.

    "Tell us more, tell us more, this spirit sailing free.
    Tell us how you died tonight.
    Tell us when you died tonight.
    Tell us what brings you here tonight.
    Keep spelling it for me."

    The figure-eight continues and around the board it moves.
    It's slowing down, it's slowing down.
    "Come spirit, talk to me right now,
    Tell us tonight, because we want to know . ."
    Then the oracle stopped on the letter 'O'.

    "You're coming in so very clear,
    Now tell us why you're roaming here, on this dark and stormy night.
    Speak to me, speak to me,
    Travel through this board to me.
    Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb.
    Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now."
    Then the oracle stopped on the 'U'.

    "Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn't making sense.
    You spelled out, "YOU" is this what you meant to do?"
    Then the oracle stopped on 'YES'.

    My hands were sweating. My knees were shaking.
    My wife had glanced up, hesitating
    While I just sat there concentrating
    Recalling what I knew.
    This cannot be. This cannot be.
    Then the oracle spelled out, 'S-U-E.'

    ---------------------- To Be Continued in my blog

    -Come take a look at my blog for OUIJA and other upcoming stories from: THE LUNACY MACHINE (in bookstores soon)
    Or visit me at www.lunacymachine.com
    by
    CHRIS M. KINNEY
  • Apr 15 2007 3:03 PM

    DO you know whats on most girl's minds but they won't tell you or will they.
    I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
    I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that sunny has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. KSPOE.COM
    I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from KSPOE.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
    I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
    I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at KSPOE.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. KSPOE.COM
    S47545057
  • Mar 30 2007 6:42 AM

    Just dropping by to say thanks for
    Being a friend of The Lunacy Machine.
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    The Lunacy Machine; Twisted Tales of Unfortunate Times is a collection of 59 dark twisted tales written in rhyme. My book will keep you entertained for hours as you read the best twisted tales of your life. Read it for the stories or take it a step further and solve the relationships between them all! Will you find the clues hidden within the dark art? The Lunacy Machine is the first book in the series, so if you are thirsty for something different, then hold onto your souls and watch for The Lunacy Machine to hit book stores around June, 2007.
    I'LL SEE YOU ON THE DARK SIDE MY FRIEND!
    --Chris
  • Mar 15 2007 9:31 PM