jennIFER aka 5 Scar Jeneral
""I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me" "

Female
24 years old
Huntsville, Alabama
United States



Last Login: 7/8/2008
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    jennIFER aka 5 Scar Jeneral's Interests
GeneralMy baby boy Jonas, Unicorns, Tattoos, Roller Derby, School, Good music. Lately I've been interested in other people. very unusual for me. Charlie the Unicorn

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MusicBad Religion rocks! There's a few other cool bands out there too...Random Conflict, My Chemical Romance, Radiohead, Coldplay, Modest Mouse, REM, Reliant K, Less Than Jake, Collective Soul, the Pixies, the Police, the Cure, the Killers, Pain, old Metallica, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Elvis, H2O, ...i'll think of more later Funny Cat

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MoviesThe Princess Bride, Unico, The Last Unicorn, Constantine, Jackie Chan movies, horror flix, Lifetime movies, anything with Harrison Ford, and movies that remind me why I don't do drugs This is the cutest video ever! .. width="425" height="350"> ..>
TelevisionGame Show Network, History Channel, A&E, Animal Planet, Spike, America's Funniest Videos, Anything funny caught on tape...RealTV, Cops, Maximum Exposure nothing butt air

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Booksthe Bible, any religious book or books on weird or off subjects...like crop circles. but honestly I don't read much unless I'm sitting on the toilet. (lovely image). Reader's Digest is always a favorite even though it's not a book LOL funny cat!!!

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HeroesI think Jonas would have to be my hero since he saved my life


     jennIFER aka 5 Scar Jeneral's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Huntsville, AL
Body type:5' 4" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:In college
Occupation:cleaning residential and commercial crap
Income:Less than $30,000

   jennIFER aka 5 Scar Jeneral's Schools
Middle Tennessee State University
Murfreesboro, TN
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Counseling in the mental health field
Minor: drug rehabilitation
Clubs: I haven't started school here yet...but I'm almost there!!
 

2008 to 2011
Athens State University
Athens,Alabama
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Psychology
Minor: Sociology
Clubs: I need to join Psi Chi so I can get more scholarships!!
Greek:   Phi Theta Kappa

2006 to Present
Calhoun Community College
Huntsville,Alabama
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: General
Clubs: nah...
Greek:   Phi Theta Kappa

2004 to 2006
Albert P Brewer High School
Somerville, AL
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: boys
Minor: men
Clubs: chess club, ecology club, ffa
 

1997 to 2001

   jennIFER aka 5 Scar Jeneral's Companies
Reed Cleaning Services
Somerville, Al US
Mrs. Clean
toilets and floors

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Hot Momma
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4/2004 - present



jennIFER aka 5 Scar Jeneral made it through week six of the summer semester...just 4 weeks to graduation!

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   jennIFER aka 5 Scar Jeneral's Blurbs
About me:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Handbanana

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VISIT www.dixiederbygirls.com I'm like no one else. I've had my fair share of problems and I'm working hard to make things good for myself and my precious little boy Jonas. I work and go to school full time. I love watching good movies, snuggling with Jonas, and recently have gotten addicted to this stupid myspace crap. I yawn a lot. life is wearing me out. I require a lot of coffee and a lot of alone time. If you don't know me, I seem all nice and innocent. but don't be fooled! Those who know me can tell you a whole different story! I try to be good, but it's so hard! I've also joined the Dixie Derby Girls league. I'm a Thrill Killer!!! I still suck at skating though and I need lots more practice.
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Who I'd like to meet:
My Chemical Romance - Helena

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You Are a Mai Tai
You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive.
when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away.



   


   


   


   


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Jul 8 2008 8:15 PM

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Jul 4 2008 9:44 AM


You be careful with them there firecrackers!
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Jun 29 2008 11:13 PM

Me too!! I went to the b'ham vs. memphis bout last night and ended up pulling over as soon as I got to town and threw up...not sure why. But I'm alive...see you wednesday night!
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Jun 29 2008 9:08 AM

I'm back home!!! How cute are you in your pic?!?!? I'm a lucky gal!
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Jun 24 2008 9:09 PM

First of all we played great as a team. Secondly thanks for having my back in other areas.....ps I love the spondgebob song!!! awesome
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Jun 23 2008 4:28 PM

Yeah, I was there. You kicked ass! And I WAS at Benchwarmer for about a minute. I didn't get to party because my dumbass brother's dumbass car broke down and I had to go help him. Can't wait til the next one! Too bad it's a month away.
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