I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 and it was a pile of wank!
LOL!!!!!
Do I really need to bother giving this band a bastard bio? If your looking at this page you're either already a fan or we have whored this page (and in turn our good selves) shamelessly to you, in which case I suggest you listen to the songs and make up your own opinion or just delete us from the off, we're really not worth the time or the effort...unless you stumbled upon us by accident, in which case our condolences go to your loved ones :)
Having said that (are you ready for the 'nearly professional-sounding' piece of wank attempt at a 'real' bio now?) A Life Without Near-Human form is a band without confines (as the name suggests), we have no style, no genre and please don't even start talking about a fucking scene (unless u wanna invent one for us....cuntcore? that works right?). We are officially a duo, myself (<:|:>), and my loveable cousin Don1, who have been playing together ever since he needed someone to jam with 6 long years ago. A writing partnership if you will, all drum tracks being electronically based (though they will be played live by a real drummer, who we have yet to aquire because....drummers are either shite with bad rhtym or totally psycho). We do not need a studio, a producer, or an engineer, as everything is recorded straight onto my lil' computer in my bedroom (cuz I'm a God-like genius, and I'm modest about it too). Thats the basics, all you need to know for now. Delve a little deeper and we might just let you get inside our twisted little world....you gotta bring your own candy though, do we look like we own a fucking shop?
NOW LISTEN TO THE FUCKING SONGS YOU BRAINDEAD LITTLE WORMS YOU!!!
*love and affection*
<:|:> (that is pronounced 'Cid' by the way...for those of you who can't read my own made-up language that I just made up right now, 5 seconds ago...shame on you!)
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