Ali Xir

About me:

Ali Xir

• Also called alixir of life. an alchemic preparation believed to be capable of prolonging life.
• an alchemic preparation believed to be capable of transmuting base metals into gold.
• the quintessence or absolute embodiment of anything.

I try to do my own thing, but the trouble is with your own thing is you end up on your own.
The Beta Band, "Simple"

I like boys. They taste like ice cream. Can I have a lick?

My friends say I'm a fucking funny bitch. I'm still not sure what they mean. I know I have an evil streak in my humour and I will win every time in a battle of one liners and cut you down at the knees humour. No one has yet succeeded in snatching the golden underpant of humour from my tight ass.

I'm also a bloody nerd. Yes, I can't help it. Don't pick on me for it. No, stop it. You're just annoyed cos I'm smarter than you. Don't hit me again or I'll tell the teacher. Really, I will.

I also quite like music. Just a little. Not so much that you'd say I would go out and buy a CD or anything. No sireebob. That's for the cool kids. I'm not one of them, and I'm too shy to go into a music shop anyway.

My Photos on Flickr

How cute is the young Pete Doherty? Bless.