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jesse alison, sleeping baby the timing just felt right...

Male
26 years old
eat my youth, CA
United States



Last Login: 12/29/2009
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   jesse alison, sleeping baby's Comedian Bio
Biojesse alison is a native clevelander. a clevelander is a hot pastrami sandwich on a 12" crusty roll. a crusty roll is the result of tears drying on the love handles of the obese. obesity is what happens because you got fish sticks instead of hugs. the multnomah county sheriff’s office registered sex offender’s sweet heart of the month t- shirt club, is still available.
Websitebigelectricmiracle.blogspot.com
Influencesimprovisation, big electric miracles, sketchy sketchy bang bang, other comics, liberty, drugs, garrison keillor, mike watt, charles bukowski, hank chinaskie, redundancy, so many books, possibly someone female sometime, diet, exercise, sleep, travel, and mommy issues.

    jesse alison, sleeping baby's Interests
Generalbiking, hiking, dyking, juggling, dancing, cooking, reading, listening, radio, high fives, skateboarding, being outside, sausage, bowling, theatre(er), old stuff, playing music, looking at art, talking, college, gypsies, history, science, stargazing, peeling stickers, drawing crude little comics, building things, writing, mountains, beard control and maintenence, word games, and eating mexican of all types everyday.
Musicgive money to bands on my friends list. it ain't rock if we don't disagree. so it is. truth. sing it. play at wake. soundtrack to my medical career. tolkien's best yet. the original goodbye yellow brick road. struck a harpsichord. so underrated. trade hazard. thanks pop. take a greasy whore, and a rolling dance floor. still trying to master the far away disconnect from space. stay in touch. procrastinate, and be lonely and drunk.
Moviesromantic comedies, silly horror, relentless action, and t.v.
Televisioncasualty.
Booksanything about dinosaurs, cowboys, medical history, or canonized by dead white guys.
Heroescollect all 12!

     jesse alison, sleeping baby's Details
Status:Single
Hometown:cleveland
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:iraqi freedom, russia in hungary, romans in gaul

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   jesse alison, sleeping baby's Blurbs
About me:
bad hair extraordinaire. erudite. verbose. wordy; and thieving. .............................................................lover of fine sausages.

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Who I'd like to meet:
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Coco Humperdine

Lisa Lang



Dec 22 2009 8:24 PM

What's up....Wondering when your going to be back in billings??
Heather

Heather



Aug 22 2009 6:08 PM



also, tarabella wanted me to say hi.
Cerebral Sam

HOward-sam Bittner



Aug 22 2009 6:08 PM


Check out my page
http://www.doulike.us/photos/3456390.html?b=4&w=46




Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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Holly & Jamie

Holly Douglass



Aug 22 2009 6:08 PM

http://www.miamiimprov.com/v3/
Coco Humperdine

Lisa Lang



Aug 22 2009 6:08 PM

Hey Jesse, Just wanted to say hey.
Justin Burch Updates His Style... Psych!

Justin Burch Updates His Style... Psych!



Aug 22 2009 6:08 PM

Holly & Jamie

Holly Douglass



Jun 17 2009 2:54 AM

If only everyone were lucky enough to have a "Top 38 Friends..." I don't recall seeing Jesus or Barack Obama up there anywhere...
HEIDRO

heidi hayward



May 21 2009 10:46 PM

Hey I hear your doin' big things already! Please tell me you still need Car Tits, that's the only Cali job have I lined up.
Heather

Heather



May 12 2009 7:06 PM

i hope LA doesn't suck too hard. break a leg! ;)
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JustinKellyMcClure.com



Apr 14 2009 11:17 PM

so ya know this week I'm performing at Harvey's (downtown PDX) all weekend, come out to a show:)

SHows are Thurs-Sun. It's going to be hilarious...
Email me and let me know, hope ya can come:)

And here is a new clip:


Lazy
HEIDRO

heidi hayward



Apr 5 2009 9:06 PM

Happy birthday, yes? I am planning on going to Curious tonight. I'm going to bring lots of denim party favors and decorations for your bash. You know, kind of a rehearsal for our wedding. You're welcome.
JT Habersaat Standup Page

JT Habersaat Standup Page



Apr 1 2009 4:08 AM

early b-day gift...
Gabe Dinger

Gabe Dinger



Mar 19 2009 4:33 PM

Soft Paws

Soft Paws



Mar 15 2009 10:01 PM

Jesse Alison is 25 Years Old!
mary ann

mary ann



Mar 11 2009 8:48 PM

for sure, thanks for coming! you guys are great people. funny company is always funny
see ya tomorrow!
Dan

Dan



Mar 11 2009 7:45 PM

I saw five of mine in your act. It's all part of the give and take.

Who stole your (or my) shit?
Gabe Dinger

Gabe Dinger



Mar 8 2009 9:16 PM

I messed up on the poster. The Stars & Puppies show is at 8PM at Curious Comedy Theater. Not 9PM... My bad.
Holly & Jamie

Holly Douglass



Mar 8 2009 7:53 PM

I was trying to decide whether or not to perm my hair. I have "come to Jesus" and realized that may not be the best course of action...
Gabe Dinger

Gabe Dinger



Mar 7 2009 1:36 AM

Coco Humperdine

Lisa Lang



Feb 28 2009 6:56 PM

Hey what's up?? So I'm working at that Hotel where I met you....I can totally get a discount;)
Shea

shea reinke



Mar 6 2009 6:26 PM

Page is looking bangorang. I knew you and Jesus would be great pals.
all you fear

all you fear



Feb 13 2009 6:06 AM

make me laugh fucker, make me laugh
Dan

Dan



Jan 22 2009 7:34 PM

Testicle-Drilling Excellence, duh.


HolLi

HOLLI PAPPAN



Jan 20 2009 8:36 PM

CLASS IT UP!

-SCHOOL IS IN SESSION 7PM TONIGHT YO.
The Big Bully Show

Big Bully Show



Jan 20 2009 7:36 AM



Our first show is Sunday Jan. 25th Feel free to sign up for a spot to showcase your talent.
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