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jesse alison, confused naysayer
Humour / Humour / Humour
"serio-comic"

Male
26 years old
portland, OR
United States



Last Login: 10/13/2008
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   jesse alison, confused naysayer's Comedian Bio
Biojesse alison is a native clevelander. a clevelander is a hot pastrami sandwich on a 12" crusty roll. a crusty roll is the result of tears drying on the love handles of the obese. obesity is what happens because you got fish sticks instead of hugs. the multnomah county sheriff’s office registered sex offender’s sweet heart of the month t- shirt club, is still available. lesbie friends.
Websitebigelectricmiracle.blogspot.com
Influencesimprovisation, big electric miracles, sketchy sketchy bang bang, other comics, the constitution, liberty, drugs, garrison keillor, mike watt, charles bukowski, hank chinaskie, redundancy, diet, exercise, sleep, travel, and mommy issues.

    jesse alison, confused naysayer's Interests
Generalbiking, hiking, dyking, juggling, dancing, cooking, reading, npr, high fives, barking, skateboarding, camping, sausage, bowling, theatre, playing music, day trips to college towns, and bbq's.
Musicplease give money to bands on my friends list.
Moviesromantic comedies, silly horror, relentless action, and t.v.
Televisioncasualty.
Booksanything about dinosaurs, cowboys, medical history, or canonized by dead white guys.
Heroescollect all 12!

     jesse alison, confused naysayer's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Hometown:cleveland
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:iraqi freedom, russia in hungary, romans in gaul

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   Upcoming Gigs
Oct 8 2008 8:00P
ramada inn pocatello ID
Oct 9 2008 8:00P
pinecrest inn idaho falls ID
Oct 10 2008 8:00P
billings hotel and convention center billings MT
Oct 11 2008 8:00P
melanie’s birthday portland OR
Oct 15 2008 8:00P
w/ DOUG BENSON @ Berbati’s portland OR
Oct 16 2008 8:00P
diablo’s eugene OR
Oct 17 2008 10:00P
bagdad theater portland OR
Oct 18 2008 8:00P
the trove grants pass OR
Oct 19 2008 8:00P
the lil red lion eureka CA
Oct 20 2008 8:00P
johnny b’s medford OR
Oct 21 2008 8:00P
jazzbones tacoma WA
Oct 22 2008 8:00P
laffhole seattle WA
Oct 23 2008 7:00P
the funhouse seattle WA
Oct 24 2008 8:00P
the cretin hop spokane WA
Oct 25 2008 9:00P
ray’s golden lion richland WA
Oct 26 2008 8:00P
red room portland OR
Nov 7 2008 7:00P
fun fun fun fest austin TX
Nov 8 2008 7:00P
cleveland comedy fest cleveland OH
Nov 9 2008 7:00P
cleveland comedy fest cleveland OH
Nov 17 2008 8:00P
AUGGIE SMITH’S roast portland OR
Nov 18 2008 8:00P
cleveland improv showcase cleveland OH
Nov 19 2008 8:00P
cleveland improv november 19-23 w/ LARRY REEB cleveland OH
Nov 24 2008 8:00P
bella dubby’s cleveland OH
Nov 25 2008 8:00P
cleveland improv november 25th-30th w/ VINCE MORRIS cleveland OH
Dec 20 2008 8:00P
wichita tavern oregon city OR
Apr 16 2009 7:00P
bridgetown comedy festival 04/16-04/18 portland OR
Oct 10 2009 8:00P
private event berea OH

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Dan





Oct 13 2008 7:38 PM

Jesse Alison, Devourer of Souls?
Dan





Oct 13 2008 7:28 PM

You're the Pepto-Bismol in the Belly of the Beast. No. Wait. That's me. You're just the Beast! Or is it the Belly? Dang. Back to the drawing board.
HolLi





Oct 13 2008 6:41 PM

JC PENNY'S IS HAVING A SELL ON MOM SWEATERS, THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW.
Holly & Jamie





Oct 10 2008 11:59 AM

We have plenty of both here.
How would I go about setting you up a show?
Dan





Oct 8 2008 2:41 PM

You love comedy. Especially at the Ramada in Pocatello, ID, I'd imagine.
Are you now trying to dissuade me from my dreams?!
Cora





Oct 7 2008 6:12 AM


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Hope to see you there!
Jenny





Oct 2 2008 4:54 PM

Hey! Are you still in Ohio?
Joe Wilson





Sep 30 2008 4:45 PM

Jesse:

Do u like swearing?

Tonya





Sep 23 2008 8:11 PM

It was nice seeing you while you were in town! Break a leg out there on the road and call ahead next time you are around!
Philip Shleedenbeeper





Sep 23 2008 3:52 AM

Hope the road is treating you well.
Still going out to sf in december?
Melanie





Sep 22 2008 2:22 PM

Love from Portland!
Jayme





Sep 18 2008 10:05 PM

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Sep 18 2008 4:33 AM

at least u got to hit my bowl before i dropped it and it shattered, just like my dreams of becoming the first hispanic president.
Count Traxula





Sep 17 2008 3:04 AM

fucking great set last night! you've got skills young man.
Holly & Jamie





Sep 12 2008 8:30 PM

Hey, when are you bringing your republican inspired show to the great state of Florida?