For this page.....roller derby is all that matters!
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Current or Former #1's Pia Mess, JoWanna Ass Kickin'?, Bohemian Gypsy, Dez Asstris, Baby Fighterfly, Vominatrix, Hurricane Lilly, Rettig to Rumble, Franky Bones, RubyROX, Blood Clottia, Rusty Needles, Viva Vendetta, Leif Mia Lone, Lethal Whoopin, November Pain, Angela Death, Mizguided
All Bout Derby's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Tacoma
Body type:
6' 0"
Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
Education:
High school
Occupation:
Derby Fan
Income:
$60,000 to $75,000
All Bout Derby is seriously stoked for this weekend!!! Posted at 8:03 AM Feb 17 view more
About me: Welcome to my page! I'm Elwood Bruise and I travel all over the country writing about this GREAT sport we all know as roller derby! If I have the time and money, I'll go just about anywhere for a bout and give you all the props and love all of you deserve! So don't be shy...feel free to send a "friend" request (with the captcha up, I'll accept anybody) and subscribe to the NUMBER ONE SPORTS BLOG on Myspace...this one :) CLICK HERE to get a FREE MYSPACE LAYOUTOR create your own using MYSPACE PROFILE EDITOR!!!
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone and everyone who loves the derby. Well, even if you like it just a wee little bit. This is an awesome sport with even more awesome people in it! So if you recognize me at a bout or afterparty, don't be shy to come up and introduce yourself. I think my track record speaks for itself...I have yet to actually bite anyone that I have had the pleasure of meeting (haha)
Dear All Bout Derby, Best wishes to you and yours this Holiday Season, and in 2010, may all your dreams be realized and come true... just listen to that voice deep within you and believe.
COME EARLY ON THE 18TH FOR THE LAKEWOOD POLICE FUNDRAISER W/ BENT FOR $7 (GOES TO THE FAMILES OF THE FALLEN COPS) ON THE 18TH AND GET IN FREE TO MY PARTY!!
NIGHT AFTER X-MAS GIFT SATURDAY THE 26TH
GIRLS DRESS IN RED AND YOU COULD WIN $100 YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS EITHER OF THESE PARTIES.
Would you mind if we posted this on your comments to help spread the word for our next special event? The next Andromeda is Friday, December 11th with all your favorite music spun by our fabulous resident DJs: Liquid SEX Drive & Machine Gun Suicide. Extended hours! New location! Please check our page for details.
Come see our all Gorey goodies! Edward Gorey, Tim Burton, Edgar Allan Poe, Mark Ryden, Alice in Wonderland, Gris Grimly, Emily, Coraline, Lenore, Twilight, Tattoo & Pin-up Art, Dark Décor, Haunted Portraits, Vintage Halloween, Classic Horror Monsters, Vampires, Skulls & Gargoyles, Pirates, Zombies, Alchemy Gothic Jewelry, Villainess, Rubber Stamps, T-shirts, Postcards, Toys, Books, Posters, and much more!
Join us in helping our friend IKE out. A benefit show will be held for him Sat Nov 21st @ Hells Kitchen. Our leader (Cody Foster) will be auctioning, to the highest bidder, the opportunity to shave of his side burns. So bring your money and chain saws and lets show IKE our love~
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