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All Bout Derby's Details
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Single
Here for:
Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Tacoma
Body type:
6' 0"
Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
Education:
High school
Occupation:
Derby Fan
Income:
$60,000 to $75,000
All Bout Derby is seriously stoked for this weekend!!! Posted at 8:03 AM Feb 17 view more
About me: Welcome to my page! I'm Elwood Bruise and I travel all over the country writing about this GREAT sport we all know as roller derby! If I have the time and money, I'll go just about anywhere for a bout and give you all the props and love all of you deserve! So don't be shy...feel free to send a "friend" request (with the captcha up, I'll accept anybody) and subscribe to the NUMBER ONE SPORTS BLOG on Myspace...this one :) CLICK HERE to get a FREE MYSPACE LAYOUTOR create your own using MYSPACE PROFILE EDITOR!!!
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone and everyone who loves the derby. Well, even if you like it just a wee little bit. This is an awesome sport with even more awesome people in it! So if you recognize me at a bout or afterparty, don't be shy to come up and introduce yourself. I think my track record speaks for itself...I have yet to actually bite anyone that I have had the pleasure of meeting (haha)
Come see our all Gorey goodies! Edward Gorey, Tim Burton, Edgar Allan Poe, Mark Ryden, Alice in Wonderland, Gris Grimly, Emily, Coraline, Lenore, Twilight, Tattoo & Pin-up Art, Dark Décor, Haunted Portraits, Vintage Halloween, Classic Horror Monsters, Vampires, Skulls & Gargoyles, Pirates, Zombies, Alchemy Gothic Jewelry, Villainess, Rubber Stamps, T-shirts, Postcards, Toys, Books, Posters, and much more!
Join us in helping our friend IKE out. A benefit show will be held for him Sat Nov 21st @ Hells Kitchen. Our leader (Cody Foster) will be auctioning, to the highest bidder, the opportunity to shave of his side burns. So bring your money and chain saws and lets show IKE our love~
JIBS au Baiser Salé HI MY FRIEND WISH YOUR LIFE'S GOING WELL HOPE YOU'LL LIKE MY SONGS ANYWAY BE FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT TAKE CARE PEACE Merci à toi et bon voyage dans mon univers guitare-voix ... tout en douceur ! Cordialement JIBS
Hey buddy! Did you see my comment asking you to skate in the coed bout Chuck, Ryrod, and I are putting on in January? It would be so much fun to have you!
The new True Margrit CD - The Juggler's Progress - is now available for pre-order, along with t-shirts and artwork, photo and drumheads: check it out here: http://bit.ly/7Cu8J
Next shows: October 26, Charlie's Bar and Grill in Olympia, WA October 27, The Swiss, Tacoma, WA October 27, Cedarwood Dome, Milton, WA October 28, Jazzbones in Tacoma, WA October 30, Mississippi Pizza in Portland, OR October 31, Nana's Irish Grill and Pub in Newport, OR November 1, Muddy's Hot Cup in Arcata, CA
And don't forget the BIG big show in San Francisco at Bottom of the Hill on November 15!
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