Stuff that makes me happy: SKATING!!! hiking, art, strappy shoes, fishshnets, roller derby, PostSecret, Post-it notes, animals, my cat & my border collie, red nail polish, my red fuzzy blanket, red wine, funny magnets and pictures all over my fridge, road trips & new adventures, Guinness, margaritas, cooking, rainy day naps, the beach, shopping, turkeypalooza, late night talks, fall leaves, chai, coffee, anything highly caffeinated, my snooze button, weird signs I see along the road and my camera phone...
Music
Beastie Boys, Snow Patrol, Bad Religion, Ataris, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, Dropkick Murphys, Street Dogs, Amy Winehouse, Ani Difranco, Brand New, Mary Prankster, Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, Joan Jett, Band of Horses, Bouncing Souls, Public Enemy, Pogues, Cat Power, Rancid, Flogging Molly, Wu Tang, Nine Inch Nails, Jimmy Buffett, Devil Doll, Damien Rice, Rancid, Bob Marley and of course all 80's, all the time...
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Movies
Anything that makes me laugh, or anything that scares me, and anything with a happy ending. I don't watch sad movies, but still like my chick flicks...
Television
How I Met Your Mother, Grays Anatomy, The Office, Law & Order, Nip/Tuck, Style channel, One Tree Hill (yep, 32 on the outside, 16 on the inside), and (dare I admit it?) Rock of Love. Nothing is funnier than watching skanks try to out-whore each other!
Books
Last read... Sunday Comics, Life Laughs by Jenny McCarthy, and Do Fish Drink Water?: Puzzling and Improbable Questions and Answers. If you know me, that book suits me well.
Heroes
My family & friends - I'm lucky to have them. People who push me to do things I fear - I'm grateful for that kick in the ass when I need it. Loved ones fighting cancer - for they face daily battles I can't even imagine. Oh, and Wonder Woman too!
BELLE FAST BOMBER's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Lanc Vegas, PA
Body type:
5' 8"
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Children:
Someday
Education:
College graduate
BELLE FAST BOMBER's Schools
Millersville University Of Pennsylvania
Millersville, PA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Art & Graphic Design
Minor: Fun Drunken Adventures
About me: ___
Laughter is one of my favorite sounds. I’m generous with my kind words, bear hugs and random acts of kindness. I am a 50/50 mix of sugar & spice. I joke around a lot and sarcasm is just one more service I offer. I am afraid I will become boring, so I have a list of adventurous things to do before I die. I smell pretty like a girl, but can throw like a guy. I still add 'in bed' to my cookie fortunes. I work too much and sleep to little. I vow to be a lover, not a fighter, and never a drama queen. I use my powers for good, not evil, and trot around in Wonder Woman underroos. I have weird obsessions with fridge magnets and Post Secrets. My friends keep me entertained even though I don't get to see them all enough. I don't look or act my age, nor do I plan to. I have killed every houseplant I have ever owned but save small animals I find in the yard. I secretly wish that people wore colorful rubber wristbands to celebrate ME! I know weird random trivia and secretly think I’m a badass if I answer questions correctly on Jeopardy. Monkeys and clowns terrify me- I have stories to back it up. I look sweet & innocent, but have a wild streak - don't let the dimples fool you! I'm proud to be a derby girl and have great stories to match my bruises.
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The risk of being struck by Belle Fast is one occurence every 9,300 years.
Contrary to popular belief, Belle Fast is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
Belle Fast once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
You share your birthday with Belle Fast!
Europe is the only continent that lacks Belle Fast.
The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Belle Fast.
68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Belle Fast!
Belle Fast has 118 ridges around the edge!
Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Belle Fast', hated Belle Fast and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
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Who I'd like to meet: Looking for friends from back in the day, or new ones whose paths I haven't crossed yet. People who can make me laugh, make me smile or make me dinner - or the trifecta? (I think the way to my heart is through my funnybone!) Rollergirls who can teach me new tricks so I can look totally badass, and assorted others who dork out over Derby the same way I do! I want to keep in touch with new friends and reconnect with old ones, so say HI!
I miss you too!! I cant wait to come down and visit everyone..it shouldnt be to to long before i can make a trip down there. There is not an Ali here in TN!
Hello, friend! So sorry I haven't emailed... Thinking of you and I will contact you soon! Hockey season is almost over and then there will be more time for me!
Thank you. Saturday is my first bout. Thats why i had to leave to go to memphis so early to make 3 tuesday pratices w/ my new team. Or i would have stayed and helped out with the Carolina bout. I miss you! Hope all is good and well with you Ms. Thang
Thank you so much for coming over last night, for the very very nice gifts, and for helping me with my stupid windows. Hope your long day is going well. If you need a cocktail later, give me a ring! xoxo
Hope you had a nice holiday! I miss ya. Being busy all the time and not being able to hang with everyone I want to makes me want to go out and find a lab that will clone me. Know any smart scientists?
