Allison
General Info
Genre:
Improv / Sketch ComedyTV Shows
Sports Action Team, Fox News, Chicagoland Metromix (Chicago Sketchfest coverage), in the crowd on Conan O’Brien, and reluctantly, Romper RoomFilms
http://www.tjmillerdoesnothaveawebsite.com/Audio-Video-StillLife/Video_Files/Office.html, 5600 JWebsite
verybadporn.com, www,blerds.comBio
Quad-Cities, born and raised (by the Quad-City DJs, Ed & Kathy Bills). University of Iowa. Moved to Chicago. Enough of that, now let's enjoy a video.Members

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And these two little scamps.
Influences
Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, Amy Sedaris, David Sedaris, Steven Colbert, John Stewart, Paul Dinello, Mitch Rouse, Jodie Lennon, Paul Reubens, Phil Hartman, Ricky Gervais, Catherine O’Hara, Christopher Guest, Stephnie Weir, Tina Fey, Eugene Levy, Michael Hitchcock, Jennifer Coolidge, Michael McKean, Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Jane Lynch, Dave Koechner, Amy Poehler, Fred Willard, Harry Shearer, Scott Adsit, Jack MacBrayer, Craig Cackowski, Rich Talarico, Bob Dassie, Janeane Garofalo, Michael Showalter, Paul Rudd, Ellen DeGeneres, Becky Drysdale, Sarah Silverman, Liz Allen, Lillie Frances, Jennifer Bills, Bumper Carroll, Case Clay, Peter Grosz, Jill Benjamin, Gillian Vigman, Jenna Jollavitz, Dana & Julia, Susan Messing, Tami Sagher, TJ Jagadowski, Noah Gregoropoulos, Jean Villepique, Sue Gillan, Greg Mills, Charna, the ladies of RED, Cheetarah McNutt, Panty Raid, Ragdolls, Jena Friedman, Hans Holsen, Carrie Barrett, Ben Seeder and Chris Lee, Suzi Barrett and the lesbos of Providence, TJ Miller, Katie Nahnsen, Judd Apatow, John Hughs, Edie McClurg, the Golden Girls, Judy Blume, Todd Solandz, Anthony DeVries, Michael Bertrando, Joel Gray, the rest of the Sidewalk Ends, Rich and Rebecca Sohn, Autorock (Steve’s Plates and Cats on TV), Deep Schwa, Preponderate, Valhalla, The Reckoning, Jane, Megan Grano, Brad Morris of Healthy & Gorgeous, Leiutenant Curlington, mom and dad, StellaLatest Blog Entries
- Dec 21, 2008 10:26 AM A Death In Naples
- Nov 26, 2007 7:16 AM I’d like to quickly tell you all about the dumbest, most fun thing I’ve ever done...
- Oct 3, 2007 12:17 PM Kill two birds with one Neutrogena black-head eliminating foaming cleanser pad...
- Sep 1, 2007 9:37 PM If you missed NPR’s Fresh Air this weekend...
- Aug 29, 2007 12:24 AM Ode to ending 13 friendships
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A Death In Naples
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TyZJ4GliU0 BEING CIVIL trailer
Add to My Profile | More Videos Refugee Girl Doll Hospital
Add to My Profile | More Videos Here is a video I did for my friend TJ Miller on blerds.com... Blerds is a great website and a wonderful idea. A bunch of teriffic stand-ups have joined forces to put their favorite bits on film with visual accompaniment and stuck it all together on a website for all to enjoy. Look for TJ on TV this fall! He just booked a sitcom on ABC! THEN watch for a bunch more movies we've been making that haven't been released yet. Then watch me give hand-jobs to strangers for my rent money. Just checking to see if anyone was reading this... You won't get the last joke in this video unless you go to blerds.com and watch "DRAWN" first, but I hope you still enjoy it if you don't go there first. Blerds.come: Chocolate Covered Cherries
Add to My Profile | More Videos Here is a clip from the episode of Sports Action Team I was lucky enough to participate in. If you see me hysterically crying in the background of any of the scenes, it's because my character was supposed to have been broken up with on the air while working telethon lines. Now I like to think I'm sobbing uncontrollably because my bit got cut. Needless to say, enjoy. Here is a video I did for ThoseGuysfilms.com. These guys are talented beyond their years. We were kicked out of the shoot site in the thick of shooting and I can't even tell from looking at the footage. The Need To Win
Add to My Profile | More VideosThis is the general trailer to a website I participated in for TJ Miller called verybadporn.com. If you go to the site, you can see me and Katie Nahnsen having a totally hot roommates 3-some with Chelsea Humboldt, our version. .. width="425" height="350">..........> Here is a little video I did for Second City Communications last year. Ed Furman wrote it so it's totally disgusting. .. width="425" height="350">.... Apparently, along with Patricia Velasquez... these are the celebrities I look like... see a trend?!?
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Details
- Status: Single
- Hometown: Rock Island, IL
- Orientation: Straight
- Height: 5' 4"
- Zodiac Sign: Gemini
- Drink: No
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: actor/improvisor/writer
Interests
General
Laughing. Comfort. Food. Comfort food. Performance. Writing. Development Deals. Orangina. Ginger beer. Green tea. Having the money to get a manicure and pedicure whenever the fuck I want. Adventures of any kind. Physical challenges. Getting strong and doing things that make my endorphins race around my body and make me feel good. Astral travel (though I've never done it before). Having a garden again. Regular travel. People knowing how to treat each other and stepping up to the plate. People who love themselves and can hang it and pull their own weight. Additional interests include and are not limited to...a woman's right to choose and continuing efforts of Planned Parenthood in this regard, getting us out of the Middle East and, everywhere else, by the way (without taking away their benefits), and hopefully getting back into good graces with the rest of the world and universe eventually, climate change reconaissance, protecting our civil liberties, America moving forward with science, and not being held up by religious fundamentalists and zealots. Ummm... botan rice candy?Music
Mickey Avalon, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Twista, Missy Elliott, MC Chris, Beyonce and Destiny's Child, Erykah Badu, Outkast, The White Stripes, Thievery Corporation, Beck, De La Soul, Pizzicato Five, Jurassic Five, Maroon Five, (Other fives), Roy Ayers, George Clinton, Felt, M.I.A., Dangerdoom, The Pharcyde, Earth Wind & Fire, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Sly & The Family Stone, Beastie Boys, Basement Jaxx, Gnarls Barkley, Tenacious D, Grayskul, Average White Band, Madonna, Nina SimoneThe Fugees, Billie Holiday, Portishead, Atmosphere, Billy Bragg & Wilco, Britney Spears, Cibo Mato, Digable Planets, Har Mar Superstar, Kelly Clarkson, Led Zepellin, A Tribe Called Quest, Stevie Wonder, Jamiroquai, Luscious Jackson, The Lively Ones, PsalmOne, Radiohead, Run D.M.C., Youngblood Brass Band, Aretha Franklin, Ben Harper, Daft Punk, Bjork, Eve, Michael Jackson, Pat Benatar, the artist formerly known as Prince, R Kelly, Simon & Garfunkel, Count Basie, Frank Sinatra, Credence Clearwater Revival, Madonna, The Ramones, Mos Def, Khia, Justin Timberlake, Barry Adamson, Andrew Bird... (the elipses is meant to indicate, everything else) ..
Movies
Idiocracy, Happiness, Broadcast News, Team America: World Police, Waiting For Guffman, This is Spinal Tap, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, The Host, I Heart Huckabees, Wag the Dog, The Control Room, The Fog of War, The Weather Underground, The Fairy Folk, Election, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Abyss, Pan's Labyrinth, Alien/Aliens, Raiders of the Lost Ark, About Schmidt, Adaptation, Airplane!, Amelie, American Graffiti, American Movie, Annie Hall, The City of Lost Children, In the Heat of the Night, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Princess Bride, Fargo, Barton Fink, The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Oh Brother where art Thou?, The Money Pit, Being John Malkovich, Being There, The Birds, Blazing Saddles, Body Heat, Boogie Nights, The Breakfast Club, Bringing up Baby, Bull Durham, Chinatown, The Witches of Eastwick, The Cider House Rules, Citizen Kane, The Green Mile, Diner, Double Indemnity, Deliverance, Brahm Stoker's Dracula, Shadow of the Vampire, Midnight Cowboy, Kundun, The Excorcist, Fatal Attraction, Gangs of New York, The Graduate, Hannah and her Sisters, It's a Wonderful Life, Christmas Story, The Blues Brothers, The Manchurian Candidate, Married to the Mob, Mary Poppins, Mr Smith Goes to Washington, Moonstruck, The Naked Gun, The Postman Always Rings Twice, Pride & Predjudice (the A&E million-hour version), Pulp Fiction, Psycho, Reservoir Dogs, Risky Business, Rosemary's Baby, the Omen, Hostel, Rushmore, The Squid and the Whale, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The Royal Tenenbaums, Bottle Rocket, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Say Anything, The Shining, Shrek, Singing in the Rain, Moulin Rouge, Spellbound (the documentary), Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Taxi Driver, Clash of the Titans, Taxi Driver, Tootsie, Total Recall, True Romance, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Usual Suspects, Videodrome, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, When Harry Met Sally, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe? FEAST!!! ...and the 2 sequels currently being written.Television
Books
Life Of Pi, Devil in the White City, The Secret History, Freakonomics, Lord of the Flies, Are You There God It's Me Margaret, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Daisy Fay and Miracle Man, To Kill a Mockingbird, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Color Purple, A Widow for One Year, Brave New World, The Lord of the Rings, The Catcher in the Rye, Animal Farm, Psychic Pets & Spirit FriendsHeroes
Schools
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University Of Iowa
- Iowa City,Iowa
- Graduated: 1998
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Communications, Film & Media Production Studies, Geography, Psychology
- Clubs: KRUI (the first all-digital college radio station), IC Improv, KKG, Country Kitchen Committee
1994 to 1998 -
Rock Island High School
- Rock Island,Illinois
- Graduated: 1994
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1991 to 1994




























