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The Bob

		That’s what love is all about, learnin’ to love what your lover loves. Male 28 years old Austin, TX United States Last Login: 12/1/2009
Mood: intense
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/allthecleverstuffwastaken

The Bob's Comedian Bio

Bio	Bob was born a baby, which his mother appreciated. As of the writing of this bio he has survived 27 full years, and is a fan of the color orange.
Influences	Cosby & Carlin (with a large helping of Eddie Izzard in the middle)
TV Shows	I've appeared on my own television many times. I had a guest appearance in the show "My best-friend Brian's Wedding" and stared in "12th Birthday Extravaganza".

The Bob's Interests

General	Chinese food. Books. Girls. Watches. Music. Hats. Languages. Time Travel. Theoretical Physics. Gnomes. Zombies. Politics. World Domination. Comedy: Stand-UP - Improv -&- Sketch
Music	Currently: Scottish Indie Rock
Movies	My ex-wife took movies in the divorce. I'm not allowed to go anymore.
Television	She took the television too... tears
Heroes	My Mom, my Dad, the dudes who created Google, Hugh Hefner, and Jon Stewart.

The Bob's Details

Status:	Single
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	budapest
Religion:	Other
Zodiac Sign:	Taurus
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	Someday
Education:	In college

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Update -> little battery girl. (view more)

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The Bob's Blurbs

About me:
Yeah! About me.... what about me?

I'm a Stand UP comedian and lackluster computer geek who has had his tech passion stolen by corporate america. Someday, after I quit, it'll come back to me, I hope.

I also can't make it all the way through a questionnaire without getting bored and starting to put random things down, so I should mention that I've never been married or divorced, but I have been struck in the back of the head on multiple occasions by ex-girlfriends. Mostly because in the last couple of years I've let my guard down.

Who I'd like to meet:
Jon Stewart. Also, here is one of my jokes:

The Bob's Friend Space (Top 12)

The Bob has 355 friends.

Amir

That's Mrs. B

Kestrel

TONE

Chris Dodgen

Waylon

Chad Hatter

Andrea Grimes

Tom

Mark Agee

Aaron Aryanpur

Raj Sharma

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The Bob's Friends Comments

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TONE	Jun 2 2009 8:24 PM fine, if it's a boy, i'll name it bob, but only because i lost the bet, not because you're like a brother to me.
MissM	Jun 1 2009 10:03 PM You just have to know that I miss you terribly!
♥ AKR♥	Apr 19 2009 7:47 PM BOB!!! Hey man, whats been going on?
Fernando Martinez	Apr 12 2009 7:01 PM Have a nice Easter =)
+Bitter Buffalo+	Apr 6 2009 5:31 PM uh, well smart ass I mean when you can see they read it or they have to approve a comment and its clearly posted on their site. you're supposed to be on my side!!
+Bitter Buffalo+	Mar 21 2009 10:24 PM I walk around with my computer in my hands while doing that. Duh. Anyway, so do you remember Justin? Well, he broke up with me. Whats new with you?
Melissa	Mar 13 2009 7:36 PM Yeah, except for I get to go in tonight and deal with idiots who wait 2 hours for sub-par TexMex.
Fernando Martinez	Feb 27 2009 10:12 PM Have a great weekend mi amigo de myspace-o
That's Mrs. B	Feb 22 2009 4:16 AM
TONE	Feb 18 2009 1:17 AM he's not a zombie, he's a demon.
TONE	Feb 17 2009 8:32 PM
♥ AKR♥	Feb 14 2009 5:02 PM Myspace Comments, Valentine's Day Comments at WishAFriend. com
k	Jan 21 2009 1:34 AM so after all of that myspace did send my friend request? nice.
Jøñåthän Páçé	Jan 15 2009 1:21 AM
Shananagins	Jan 11 2009 7:42 PM Howdy doody! How are you? You know what is funny... I sat your table that one time and told you my myspace--- and it's been cool ever since. That's crazy. It's funny how people can run into one another in strange circumstances. You know that was like... 3 or so years ago? lol.
Chuck Watkins	Jan 11 2009 3:25 PM
Kestrel	Dec 31 2008 12:29 AM <3
♥ AKR♥	Dec 24 2008 3:18 PM ..
Jøñåthän Páçé	Dec 24 2008 2:32 PM
TONE	Dec 11 2008 1:06 AM i noticed my tweety blanket isn't keeping me as warm as it used to, i guess you took some of its warmth with you. i would report you for steeling, but i will let you keep it, and consider it your christmas gift.
Austin After Dark CD Magazine™	Dec 7 2008 11:27 AM Hey Bob, Hope all is well with u!
Shananagins	Dec 1 2008 6:44 PM How's the Bob?
Ariellll.(:	Nov 21 2008 8:51 PM BOB!
That's Mrs. B	Nov 20 2008 5:13 PM No, it was the troublesome garden gnome we have that wanders around.
That's Mrs. B	Nov 20 2008 2:49 PM No, the weekend I picked was the one after that. However, the closing date got moved from the 12th to the 2nd. So...actually you can thank the builder for picking that weekend. Cause if it had been the 12th I wouldn't be closing the week of finals...and then I could have my dad and football players move all the big stuff instead of him being in Arkansas at a Civil War reinactment. So, suck it up! (And thank you)

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