About me:
brace yourself...
I'm a good juggler, I'm constantly doing handstands, I recently started showering everyday, I tell people I don't like veal, but I love it, polyester gives me BO, I have nice boobs, medication keeps me sorta sane, I don't do laundry or clean Tuna's litter box, I'm the hugest Howard Stern fan, I've eaten (and like) Gainsburger Dog Food, I drink, eat and indulge in things more than I should, my 5th grade teacher's name was Ron, I once drove a Dodge Omni, Dave buys my tampons because I'm embarrassed to by them myself, I have a skeeball machine on my porch, my front passenger side floor is full of chewed finger nails and boogers, I'm good at playing cheap plastic instruments, I watch too much TV, I have a life size cut out of Charlie Gibson, I would do just about anything to go to Alaska with my Dad when he goes for his brown bear hunt (again), I hate brownies with nuts in them, I get really anxious in front of people I don't know, I write, eat and brush my teeth left handed... I do everything else righty, I took lessons in violin, clarinet, and piano, my house is 152 years old, I have a giant collection of notes from middle school, I have every episode of the Muppets on tape, I've been bungi jumping (4 times) and skydiving in Mexico with a German dude on my back, I'm two-faced sometimes, I love sour cream, I'm good at crossword puzzles, I have a degree in Psychology with a minor in English, I hate to fly, I'm obsessed with disasters, I hate other people's cats, I have ZERO PATIENCE FOR IGNORANT PEOPLE, I don't wash my hands after peeing unless somebody else is in the bathroom with me, I love magazines, the first CD I ever got was the Spin Doctors, I'M PISSED ABOUT RUMNEY KINDERGARDEN BEING FROM 10:30 - 2:30... WHAT KIND OF F*CKED UP HOURS ARE THOSE?, When I was pregnant, I loved the smell of skunk, was obsessed with tacos, and only gained 24 pounds, I never check my pockets before shit goes in the washing machine, I have an awesome handshake with Tina, I love my in-laws and wish I was a better daughter in law, I hate Nascar, I'm not good at e-mailing people back, I never listen to my voice mail, I love and miss my friends who live far away even though I don't tell them enough, I love board games and cheat at them when nobody is paying attention... I love macaroni and cheese with peas, I love writing on chalkboards, I love the smell of all things chemically... like white-out, sharpy markers, gasoline... I think the guy that works at Ryzaks hates me, I could eat pizza while my ass was on fire, I miss my grand father, I stop every morning at Dunkin Donuts and use my "Bates Pass", I've never seen the Wizard of Oz, M*A*S*H, or I Love Lucy, I'm awesome at Atari games and Mario Brothers, I've shot an alligator, I had a Lance Bass marionette doll, In highschool I was beat up, shoved in a locker and had boiling hot soup dumped on me, I steal pens, I love Diane, Robin, Sam and Chris, I love being a wife, mother, step mother, aunt, great aunt, and Nana B even though I could be better , I love UNO and Rummy 500, I really do have the most amazing, low maintenance friends, oh, and the most amazing, patient husband on the planet, Monkeys give me the creeps, When people leave stuff at my house I adopt it as my own and hate giving it back, I've worn a bee suit and have been covered in THOUSANDS of bees, I missed getting hit by a plane that crashed on GA 400 by about 75 seconds, I take my time when building a sandwich, I dump oil and butter down the drain even though I'm not supposed to, I paint my toes at work, I'm great at crossword puzzles and word searches, I love Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune, I hate Suduku, the sound of cutting Styrofoam hurts my teeth, I love climbing trees, I yell at people who don't wear sun block, I never leave the house with out makeup, I'm a ketchup snob, I'm a bad speller, I give good haircuts, did I mention I embezzle from the bank on Monopoly? ... I love to learn something new everyday, French Fries are important to me, nose picking is too, I'm a registered Independent, I don't get why the chics on Star Trek wear earrings, I love looking at my wedding album, our wedding song was You'll Accompany Me by Bob Segar, We got married at Mill Falls in 2002, I have a slight crush on Dr. Banister, I can't use erasable pens, I'm not 100% reliable, I can't sleep with out a fan, I got kicked out of Camp Fire Girls when I was 8, and couldn't be a Girl Scout for a year until I could prove I was no longer evil, I have a Fat Albert lunch box I use for a pocketbook, I wear the Cheese Head when Dave watches the Packers, did I mention hating Nascar?, it's time for bed but I'm still writing about myself like anybody is still reading all this bullshit, I learned what a Lunar Moth was today, chin dimples are weird, lazy days on the river with my friends are the best, Extreme Home Makeover makes me cry even if I only see the last 10 minutes, I've been to a fake mustache party, I suck at Pictionary, I never remember anybody's name and I hate that about myself, I need a haircut, I love "private concerts", I hate compliments, I've rode in a hot air balloon over Charlotte NC, and a 2 seat Cessna over the Lowes Motor Speedway during a race, buffets rule, hair scrunchies are a necessary evil, I give good advice I can't live by, I have good intentions, I hate when people don't acknowledge a sneeze, I never water my plants, 9:05 pm is too late to be up on a work night...
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