Al

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"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when your uncool."Mood: (un?)cool (un?)coolPosted at 3:51 AM Nov 22 view more

  • Al

  • 25 / Male
  • Sunset Junction, California, US
  • Last Login: 11/25/2009

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Interests

  • General

    eating, cooking, watching my cat be weird, listening to music, having fun, traveling, chillin, Reading, Marlboro 100 cigarettes, whiskey, Gin, Blue Pilot G-2 Pens (Along with Whiskey, the way to my heart)
  • Music

    The Eels (Meet The Eels: Essential Eels 1996-2006, Vol. 1) and The Datsuns (S/T album) are both amazing bands that I am listening to a lot lately. Check them out. The Eels had a few hits in the 90's. Check out the song "Mr. E's Beautiful Blues". It's the greatest blues, and a blues it is in form, that I have ever heard. It's a life-affirming. The Datsuns are a really killer Rock and Roll band from New Zealand. They have a definite Ac/Dc /Led Zeppelin influence. Junkyard, Eagles of Death Metal, Diamond Dogs, Van Halen, D Generation, The Penetrators, good stuff Rolling Stones, X, Jason Webley, Grateful Dead, Ramones, Oingo Boingo, Dramarama, The Presidents of the United States of America, Creedence Clearwater Revival, the Beatles, Johnny Cash, KISS, Motley Crue, Diamond David Lee Roth, Devo, The Who, Chuck Berry, James Brown and The J.B.'s, Jethro Tull, Tom Waits, Iron Maiden, The Kinks, Cock Sparrer, Tom Petty, Stevie Wonder, Miles Davis, Buddy Holly, Del Shannon, The Big Bopper, Roy Orbison, Warren Zevon, The Clash, Stiff Little Fingers, The Weirdos, Golden Earing, Led Zeppelin, Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin has got some pipes, Al Green. Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Cab Calloway, Lou Reed, Harry Belafonte, The Ventures, The B-52s, The Bad Plus, The Cars, Joe Strummer, Electric Light Orchestra, Martha and the Vandellas, The Chambers Brothers, The Yardbirds, Mohammed Rafi, Ravi Shankar, The Zombies, The Adicts, The Breakdowns, Three Dog Night (60's psychadelia meets Led Zep-style hard rock n roll), Foghat, Wet Cement, Gogol Bordello, X-Ray Specs, The Traveling Wilburys, The Genders, Big Joe Turner, The Hives, Alice Cooper, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden; Fuckin Iggy, The Stooges, and Iggy and the Stooges.

  • Movies

    The Tin Drum, Naked Lunch, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Easy Rider, Dirty Harry, Star Wars (1 thru 6), Snatch, Big Fish, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Tommy, Tonari no Totoro ('My Neighbor Totoro'), Foreign Films, Amarcord, Slums of Beverly Hills, The Most Dangerous Game, Barbarella, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Shampoo, Ghost World, Kung Fu Hustle, Belladonna's Cockhappy, Borat, Ghostbusters, Atama Yama, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Earth Girls Are Easy, Indiana Jones, Mars Attacks, Batman (the original, not any of the sequals), Bowfinger
  • Television

    Futurama, Family Guy, the Boondocks. History channel, non-english channels with subtitles. India Waves, The A-Team and other shows by Stephen Cannel (except 21 Jumpstreet, well sometimes, Johnny Depp is Dreamy), CSI, Dog the Bounty Hunter, The Equalizer, Many other bad 80s shows (See the A-Team above), MacGyver, Three's Company, YouTube is better, Gene Simmons show ("Family Jewels").
  • Books

    The Stranger, On the Road, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Choose Your Own Adventure, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
    Currently reading (for the 2nd time) Raymond Chandler's The Big Sleep I HIGHLY RECOMMEND it. It's THE definitive noir detective novel and, as a bonus, takes place in Hollywood and the City of Angels. Other Raymond Chandler. All Raymond Chandler. Hunter S. Thompson's Correspondance
  • Heroes

    Larry Flint, Dean Moriarty, Keith Richards, Arnold Shwartzennegar (no matter where i live, he will always be my Governator), George W. Bush, my cat Wino, Satan, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, The A-Team (all of them, not just Mr. T), Ford Prefect, Dog the Bounty Hunter, George Jefferson. Casanova. My Dad (Also an Adversary), Hunter S. Thompson (minus the Psychadelics)

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Friends
  • Hometown: Hollywood
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Jewish
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Writer and Editor
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

Networking

Companies

  • Broadway News

    • Seattle, Washington US
    • Ringer-Upper and Magazine-Finder Extraordinaire
    Wed, May 9, 2007 and on

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Blurbs

About me:

I live in Hollywood. I collect music . I have a cat named Wino. He's a fighter with a heart like his pa; he will try to murder a pit bull and then stop to smell the roses. I have much of the same untamed aggression, both physically and intellectually, but yet take great pleasure in the simple things in life. I am a wildchild, the prodigal son. I am proud to be an American, though i think we really fucked ourselves lately. Really though, I am much to multi-faceted to be described in a simple blurb; one day you will be able to read my biography (A goal of mine is to do something biography-worthy), until then you'll just have to talk to me. Don't worry, I don't bite -- hard. Oh, and I come across really sarcastic and gruff upon first meeting me. And I am. But don't worry, when I call you an "asshole" I mean it in an endearing way. If I didn't like you, I would be much more creative. I'm a writer for chrissake. Words are my porn. (Then again, I'm pretty shameless so I'll say it, so is porn).


Here is something interesting about my family i found out not too long ago: I am not the only Al Maltz. The other Al Maltz, though he was an Albert not an Alec, was part of the infamous Hollywood Ten. He was one of the blacklisted screenwriters in the age of McCarthyism. A congressional panel ruled that he was a communist sympathizer, despite the fact that he wrote screenplays for free with all proceeds from their production going to the War Effort, but they blacklisted him all the same, claiming him a Commie. So whats the big fucking deal, you ask? I guess it's that I come from a family of Hollywood Badboys. Look him up on Wikipedia.
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Who I'd like to meet:

Barak Obama. You. Screamin' Jay Hawkins. Mike Tyson. Keef Richards, George W. Bush, and I'd like to go hunting with the Cheney.
A Tattoo Artist willing to trade homemade moonshine for tats.
A chemistry student willing to make me a still. Preferably with rudimentary knowledge of distilling (It's pretty fucking simple...).
A woman that won't stab me (or any other man) in the back. I'm not sure a woman like that exists. Thats who I wan't to meet, but I'll be damned if I meet her on here. Not saying I'm not open to it; I just don't think it's possible. Sorry Tom, This really is not a sufficient replacement for face to face contact; the phone isn't either though, so don't feel bad.



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Comments

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  • Nov 8 2009 4:04 PM

    I am fine thanks did u know i like u more?
    well i want to steal u and take u here with me!
    =D haha
    call me crazy!
    in a good way i am!
    Take care sweete Big Kiss
  • Nov 5 2009 1:29 AM

     
    HEY CHECK OUT ADT playing the whiskey at 8 pm this friday November 6 Whiskey A go go 8901 Sunset Boulevard West Hollywood, CA 90069 Friday Nov. 6 at 8 pm I really hope you can make it and rock out with me :D
  • Nov 4 2009 8:03 AM

    Hey hey hey hey hey!!!!! What's up!!!!!????? How r u doing??
  • Nov 2 2009 6:35 PM

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     How are You Sweete? I am fine just have a busy time.Here is very cold so I am siting at home and study.Big kiss and take care!

    "Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."
  • Oct 28 2009 11:04 PM


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  • Aug 26 2009 8:19 AM

    whats cracka lacken? hope everythings good!!
  • Jul 28 2009 7:46 PM

    Hey :) How are you my friend? :)
  • Jul 23 2009 1:21 AM


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  • Jul 19 2009 2:59 AM

    happy early birthday <3

  • Jul 18 2009 6:57 PM

    HEY COME CHECK OUT MY BAND TONIGHT AT NORTH HOLLYWOO

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  • Jun 28 2009 6:32 PM

    Hey hunny.I hope everything is going great wit u. Xooxoxoxox u betta hav a wonderful week. Yours truely ;) Agusia
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  • Jun 10 2009 6:11 PM

    yo dude, my phone finally broke. but i just got a new one yesterday. its still the same number. what are you up to?
  • Jun 9 2009 10:15 PM

    hey alec hope all is well.

    Shana
  • May 30 2009 6:17 AM

    yea im thinking about visiting there
  • May 28 2009 6:39 AM

    Hello sweete!!! How are you??? Hope everything to be ok 4 u.
    Send you kisses and regards and have an awesome weekend!!!

    Your friend!;D
  • May 25 2009 2:33 AM

    ive never been to CA but i want to visit there sometime :)

    so what you up to cutie pie??
  • May 18 2009 3:01 AM

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  • May 13 2009 2:53 PM

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  • May 7 2009 5:19 AM

    Yes it has been a long time sir Alec. It was cool that you came to Berkeley though! That was chill.

    I'm in Northridge without a phone, what's ur deal?? Let's hang out! i work a 9-5 but other than that I'm free.

    Ben
  • May 6 2009 9:23 PM

    only if I can sleep in Your bed ;D LOL
  • May 6 2009 7:13 PM

    I GO TO SCHOOL IN DOWNTOWN L.A BUT I LIVE IN HOLLYWOOD. WHAT ABOUT U? WHAT DO U DO 4 FUN OUT HERE?
  • May 6 2009 7:11 PM

    THANX 4 EXCEPTIN MY REQUEST...
  • May 6 2009 7:10 PM

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  • Apr 27 2009 8:16 AM

    Hello Al!!! How are you??? Hope everything to be ok 4 u. Send you kisses and regards and have an awesome week!!!

    Your friend!!! lol

    xoxoxo