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alan clark
alan clark THE TUNNEL AT THE END OF THE LIGHT !!!

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43 years old
Newcastle Upon Tyne, Northeast
United Kingdom



Last Login: 12/18/2009
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General
depth / music / cats ( me, my bro & my mum's cat 'sheba' lived til the massive age of 23 but she died oct 07... we miss her ) / dolphins / comedy / being silly / the sun / laughing / wonderous toys that will last forever / the 'time to die' bit in bladerunner / tattoos / bourbon biscuits / truth / knowledge / open minds / discussion / honesty / peace / love / freedom / fire / lightning / electricity / football ( newcastle united ) / baseball / ice hockey / basketball / anti-mainstream / ballroom dancing & dinner parties ( like fuck !!! scratch the last two... i'd rather drink bulls pizzle !!! )

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident...
Arthur Schopenhauer German philosopher (1788 - 1860).
Music
MY MUSICAL SELECTIONS

radiohead / thom yorke / biffy clyro / depeche mode / queens of the stone age / doves / kashmir / fishbone / aereogramme / midlake / ampop / deftones / oceansize / tom mcrae / travis / magnet / cave-in / the mars volta / dikta / bush / turin brakes / athlete / great lake swimmers / incubus / south san gabriel / grandaddy / sparta / keane / snow patrol / coldplay / chevelle / amplifier / tool / leaves / a perfect circle / elbow / damien rice / muse / joseph arthur / ed harcourt / the fallout trust / pete yorn / sunk loto / the beatles / marmaduke duke / prince / jeff buckley / foo fighters / savoy grand / sigur ros / interpol / gregor samsa / stafraenn hakon / logh / minus the bear / the coral / yourcodenameis : milo / elliott smith / field music / eric matthews / the fray / tom jones / dakota suite / mew / red hot chili peppers / clutch / blackmail / iamx / the killers / lamb / lowgold / ben kweller / stereophonics / david gray / kings of leon / torben floor / the white birch / devics / system of a down / raconteurs / thomas dolby / eagles of death metal / japan / ocean colour scene / death cab for cutie / goldfrapp / khoma / sometree / patrick watson / the national / cary brothers / gary numan / aqualung / fightstar / the postal service / iron & wine / moneen / feeder / at the drive-in / hundred reasons / black lab / rage against the machine / xtc / rufus wainwright / maximillian hecker / guillemots / remy zero / klaxons / boy omega / pinback / mutemath / dolorean / zero 7 / archive / now it's overhead / downpilot / portishead / eels / editors / phoenix / tubeway army / john foxx / the envy corps / ultravox / led zeppelin / nada surf / kyte / supergrass / the who / nirvana / the divine comedy / the helio sequence / mgmt / serj tankian / minuteman / beach house / mystery jets / honeyroot / idiot pilot / stephen malkmus & the jicks / autolux / audioslave / lo fine / blindfold / south / duffy / daft punk / starsailor / mark lanegan / cord / headlights / cherry ghost / we are scientists / obi / modern english / no-man / the gutter twins / bill nelson / the frames / jose gonzalez / the butterfly effect / mint / hell is for heroes / feist / martin grech / nelson / the boxer rebellion / cog / soundgarden / city and colour / panic! at the disco / david sylvian / mick karn / band of horses / ryuichi sakamoto / reuben / one republic / emil bulls / jansen & barbieri / david bowie / pearl jam / simple minds / crowded house / split enz / pink floyd / hawkwind / old skool rave / jungle / breakbeat techno / house / technical itch / dom & roland / drum & bass / my own d&b mixers

HERE'S SOME DENSITY / ELEMENTS OF NOIZE 4 YA !!!


Movies
easily pleased / funny & stupid / action / sci-fi / out there / i like a message / nothing dull, miserable or over soppy.
Television
soaps / reality tv / repeats ( oops... basic sarchasm... it's all a pile of complete shite !!! )although i do like 'two and a half men' 'scrubs' 'the fast show' 'futurama' 'south park' 'chorlton and the wheelies' 'bugs bunny' 'married with children' 'the mighty boosh' 'documentaries' 'frisky dingo', basically i'm a warped and stupid child trapped in an old mans body.
Books
i've heard of such a thing but i don't like the idea of turning paper pages ( don't like the feel of paper... very unfortunate ).
i like knowledge, history, some biographical & non fictional stuff.
Heroes
edith ( my mum ) / wisdom / knowledge / truth / understanding / trees / brave people who challenge evil and oppression throughout the world / my bro and my close friends / helen ( ryan's mum ) / john peel


Ryan Lewis Alexander Clark

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Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Respect My Authoritah !!!
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:Music Producer/Social Misfit/Observer/Gremlin

   almassive's Schools
Eton College
Windsor, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: gremlin
Minor: spaceman
Clubs: social outcast / fictional character
Greek:   Alpha Alpha Alpha

1966 to Present

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can't play diddly but my head's a musical minefield !!!

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i look fabulous in a 2 piece !!!
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i put micky jackson to shame !!!
honestly... i got the moves !!!



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About me:

ELEMENTS OF NOIZE !!!

A ROCKER WITH AN AMBIENT SOUL !!!

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I USE MYSPACE TO DISCOVER NEW AND OLD MUSIC ON THE WHOLE SO FEEL FREE TO ADD ME IF YOU HAVE SOUNDS THAT MAY INTEREST ME. I'D HATE TO MISS OUT. PEOPLE SHOULD LISTEN TO AS MUCH MUSIC AS THEY CAN... BUT IF ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS WAVE YOUR ARMS ABOUT AND DANCE TO IT THEN WATCH SOME SOAPS OR BIG BROTHER OR SOMETHING AND LEAVE THE MUSIC FOR ME PLEASE !!! MIND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH WAVING YOUR ARMS ABOUT OR DANCING !!! WHATEVER WE DO... WE'RE ALL JUST KILLING TIME ANYWAY... HA HA !!! AND REMEMBER... NEVER MAKE FUN OF ANYTHING OR ANYONE UNLESS YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF YOURSELF... AND ALSO REMEMBER... IN ORDER TO FIND SOMEONE TO LOVE, YOU'VE GOT TO BE SOMEONE YOU LOVE. THAT'S JUST MY OPINION.

al ( alan clark ) aka :- almassive / elements of noize / density / microburst / alvicinos / cynical owld **** and i'm mostly 42 years old ( woe is me !!! ) with the mental age of "bored teenager" or anywhere between 7 and 77 ( but i am trying !!! ). although i work alone in this world most of the time, i do tinker about musically with my elementz partner 'jus - the oracle' & my other misfit mates 'james - the onaz', 'mala - the indifferent' & 'henderswarn - the rich'. i've been writing and producing music ( mostly but not strictly drum & bass ) since the early 80's and deejaying since i was 14 or 16 or something like that in various clubs/nights like... riverside ( the legendary ), rockshots ( rathaus, determination inc. ), rezerection, turbulence, the drop, on it ( middlebrough ), hippodrome ( manchester ), big bird ( edinburgh ) and all over the world. me and jus ( eon ) have released about 30+ records on a few d&b labels over the past 20 years or so ( mainly... SOUR, emotif, fuze, eastside, no smoking & hardware 'old breakbeat techno styles' ) although i make d&b, i love... yes that's love a vast array of music like classical, folk, ambient, acoustic, rock, indie, house etc etc blah blah and so on. if it's good and stirs some sort of emotion ( whatever it may be ), i like it !!! i especially like strings... wall of sound strings ( oh yeah ). i'm half geordie and half mercurian. i like to be cryptic, open heart & mind, creative, sarchastic, like to listen and be listended to, i like to observe, i like spiritual but not religious. i like funny people with a warped and stupid sense of humour. i like tattoos and plan 2 have many ( if i can take the pain !!! ). i like people who can express themselves. i like freedom of choice and speech. i like people who follow what they are good at and people who encourage others to do what they are good at... as long as it doesn't hurt others ( don't change unless you want to change ). i hate red tape ( common sense is better ). i like to live and breathe outside the accepted social box ( it's a much more interesting place out there ).

I LIKE PEOPLE WHO SHOW EMOTION.
I LIKE PASSIONATE PEOPLE.
I LIKE PEOPLE WHO CAN SEE BEYOND THE BLACK & WHITE.


FORGET ABOUT MATERIAL BULLSHIT !!! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU HAVE NONE OF THAT CRAP AS LONG AS YOU ARE GOOD, NOT BAD... RIGHT, NOT WRONG. ALTHOUGH YOU AREN'T REALLY ALLOWED TO SURVIVE BY WHAT I'M SAYING HERE... I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD NEED TO HAVE RELIGION, RULES, SOCIAL BOUNDARIES, MONEY AND SO ON. IF YOU CAN LOOK WITHIN YOURSELF AND BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU SEE THEN THAT SHOULD BE ALL THAT'S NEEDED. I MEAN... WHO KNOWS REALLY... BUT I'M GONNA TRY MY HARDEST TO STICK TO WHAT I SAY... JUST FOR ME. WHO THINKS THEY ARE SO IMPORTANT THAT THEY CAN TELL PEOPLE HOW TO LIVE?

ALL SAID AND DONE... I'D LIKE TO TURN INTO A BALL OF LIGHT REALLY... HA HA HA, WHAT AN ARSEHOLE YOU MIGHT SAY... BUT HEY... FUCK YOU, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT !!! I LIKE THE IDEA, AND IT WON'T BE YOUR RUN OF THE MILL BALL OF LIGHT... IT MIGHT JUST BE A VIGILANTE STYLE, LIGHTNING BOLT FIRING BALL OF FUCKING LIGHT... SO WATCH OUT !!!
Who I'd like to meet:

LIKE MINDED SOULS / FRIENDLY, HONEST PEOPLE WITH DEPTH AND KNOWLEDGE / SOCIAL MISFITS / THE REAL ME !!! / ANYONE WHO FEELS THEY ARE IN THE WRONG PLACE AND SHOULD BE SOMEWHERE ELSE / ANYONE THAT'LL HAVE ME... HA HA !!!


I ALWAYS LIKE TO MEET KIND AND FRIENDLY PEOPLE... IN THIS WORLD OF THE PROGRESSIVELY BITTER, SHALLOW AND TWISTED, I THINK IT'S EASY TO BE A BAD PERSON... I THINK STRENGTH LIES IN BEING A GOOD PERSON. KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN AND REFUSE TO TURN INTO THE THINGS THAT YOU HATE.


keep away if you are shallow and like telling lies !!!
deception is not a good trait !!!


T H E
E S C H A T O N


A N T I - M A I N S T R E A M



SOME OLD ELEMENTZ 4 YA !!! - HIT THE DECK !!!




Depeche Mode - The Remasters

Our Missing Children http://www.myspace.com/americasmostwantedmyspace

Our Missing Children http://www.myspace.com/americasmostwantedmyspace

WATCH AND LISTEN... IF YOU FEEL NOTHING... YOU ARE DEAD INSIDE !!!

Johnny Cash - Hurt
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Radiohead - Pyramid Song
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Depeche Mode - Home
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Damien Rice - Cold Water





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Austin Gibbs

Austin Gibbs



Jan 28 2009 10:11 PM

hey ! how are you? i hope you enjoy the music!
Sarah Jane

Sarah Jane Rees



Jan 28 2009 10:10 PM

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subtractiveLAD

subtractiveLAD



Jan 13 2009 6:26 AM

Just a quick note to say that "through the trees" has been added to the subLAD MySpace player - it's the first track on my forthcoming album, entitled "where the land meets the sky".

We have also put up a preview of the whole album on the n5MD website:

http://www. n5md. com/discography. php?catno=165

The release is scheduled for March of this year... more details to come.

~ Stephen (subtractiveLAD)
www. subtractivelad. com
Orchid-Star

Orchid-Star



Nov 20 2008 8:55 PM



I Have Clones

I Have Clones



Nov 29 2008 4:58 PM

Hey,

Hope all is well, it's been a little while..

So, I've just finished up my new EP, 'Music 2.
0' and you can download it absolutely free at ihaveclones. com/download.


It's 7 tracks long; some you've heard, some you haven't - I'd love to know what you think!

Feel free to pass it on to anyone you think might like it; promote it, rip it, send it to people - I just want as many people as possible to enjoy it!

Feel free to drop me a message, and thanks for sticking with me!

If you're still not sure, I've just added another new song to the myspace page - so what are you waiting for?!

=)

Robx
Dj Katcha

Dj Katcha



Nov 2 2008 7:16 PM

yes yo! :) Did i told you?... i have NEW MIX on my page....ENJOY!
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samanta ray
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Oct 31 2008 11:04 AM

may a passionate life lead u always :-)
may the resonance warm u to the bones...

love x




Curves

Curves DnB



Oct 24 2008 4:15 AM



Curves turns 8 years old - with Raiden (offkey) and more ....

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Missrepresent.COM

Missrepresent.COM



Oct 24 2008 9:30 AM

Hey!

My Top 5 This Week !






There are more videos and mix sets on www. missrepresent. com

Thanks!
The Foxes

The Foxes
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Oct 19 2008 2:21 PM

Hi,

Just a quick note to let you know that our debut single, "TRAUMA TOWN" is released on 20th October.

Pre-order is available now!

Click here now for download

Click here now for the limited edition vinyl

“…the dazzling debut single from The Foxes will restore your faith in British guitar music…”

Cheers from London,

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emmy moll



Oct 8 2008 9:31 AM

dear friends,

our debut album "all the monsters are small and soft and scared" is out now!
it's available at your favorite record store.
you can also listen, download or order it at www. labelship. de.

best,
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Jenna Nicholls

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Oct 8 2008 8:35 PM



Click this link for Jenna Nicholls album "Curled Up Toes in Red Mary Janes"
"Just as unhurried as it is precious and reflective. The atmosphere is serene; you’ll pick every word that is uttered and find a world that normally goes at a million miles an hour slow to a relaxing canter.
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RAILINZ

RAILINZ



Oct 4 2008 3:56 AM

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Loman

Loman



Sep 27 2008 8:47 PM

Hey Almassive,

Just dropping by to let you know that we just have uploaded a new track called 'Bad Day'. From us to you, big thanks for your support!!


'The river inside me runs red with your blood - And you are still with me as I fall to the ground.'


We hope that that the music will speak to you and that you will have an amazing day!!

Loman (Henrik & Andi)
Steppasoundz Recordings

Steppasoundz Recordings



Sep 19 2008 6:22 AM

hi there, please click the banner to listen
and maybe even buy the brandnew steppasoundz009 tracks ;)

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At the moment No. 60 @ the beatport dnb top 100 download charts !!!

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Malle Maison

Malle Maison



Sep 18 2008 6:38 PM

Hi mate!

Just stoppin by to say: Hi!

Thanx for support!

Youre welcome to listen to our new track!

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Whishing u a succesfull week!
Keep on ROCKING!
a.j. Tonic

a.j. Tonic



Sep 16 2008 2:58 AM

ez there mister massif..

have been overwhelmed as of late .. Good to hear from u... facebook addict you say? sounds serious.. better take it ...ez ;-D
I Have Clones

I Have Clones



Sep 14 2008 9:56 PM

Hey,

So I’ve just uploaded a new tune - it’s called ‘Long Days, Late Nights’ and you can hear it on my page right now!

Having never written and recorded an entire EP all on my own before I was perhaps a little optimistic in thinking it’d be ready for the end of August; it is nearly done, just not quite yet!

The new tune is going to be the last song on the EP - I think it has that kinda melancholy vibe, but I'd love to know your thoughts..

=)

Hope all is well

Robx
Tyske Ludder

Tyske Ludder



Sep 10 2008 5:22 PM



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The BritBus Tour UK

The BritBus Tour UK



Aug 30 2008 1:25 PM

Thanks for adding us and hope you like our bus!? Your page makes for interesting reading...keep in-touch fellow music man!
Helen

Helen



Aug 27 2008 10:27 PM

No, he bit her again and she fucked off. he's still a twat to her.
oskar vizan

oskar vizan



Aug 26 2008 11:15 PM

thanks..

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JORGE PENSI

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Aug 26 2008 1:04 PM

Now in iTunes!

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