johny Uppercut
""poop, is funnier than sex""

Male
23 years old
Fayetteville, Arkansas
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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is a Giant Squid that rides around in a Metal Tripod, was Found beneath the Ice at the South Pole, has a single Horn on its Forehead, Crablike Pincers and a Computer for a Brain, and carries a Flamethrower.

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Art
Poetry
Music
Elbows
Elephants
Walruses



^some people i drew^
Music
Starflyer 59
Joy Eletric
The Postal Service
Mira
Feist
Morella's Forest
Franz Ferdinand
Slow Reader
The Dresden Dolls
The Exception
Havalina Rail Co.
Billy Idol
mewithoutYou
Donovan
David Bowie
Pony Express
Fine China
Bon Voyage
Mr. Bicycle and the Magic 5
the Ponys
Saul Williams
Pushstart Wagon
Sal Paradise
The Julies
Atom and his Package
Switchfoot
Velour 100
Leiahdorus
Untold Dream
Ben Folds
Gwen Stefani
No Doubt
The police
Heart
Johnny Cash
Buckshot jones
Great American Mullet
the Flaming Lips
Iron and Wine
Lovedrug
Movies
Amelie
Edward Scissorhands
The Secret of NIMH
Natural Born Killers
Moulin Rouge
In the Bedroom
One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest
Muholland Drive
Lost Highway
Nightmare Before Christmas
The Devil's Backbone (Espina del Diablo)
City of Lost Children
The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe
Office Space
Gummo
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Dancer in the Dark
Chicago
Chitti Chitti Bang Bang
I Heart Huckabees
Wicker Park
Garden State
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
Minority Report
Lord of the Rings
Mae
Party Monster
Schendlers List
The Pianist
The Jacket
The Labrynth
The Wedding Singer
Clue
Harold and Maud
Sin City
An American Tale
The Wonders
A Christmas Story
The Elephant Man
Bufalo 66
Television
family guy
freaks and geeks
uh . . . history channel
animal planet
and vh1 thats about it cause i don't really watch televison
Books
Watership Down
Out of The Silent Planet
Perelandra
That Hideous Strength
1984
Brave New World
House on the Borderland
The Outsiders
The Shotgun Said to the Head
She
Cry "Shibboleth"
Scattered Poems by Jack Kerouac
Boys Like Us
HeroesEvelyn Wheeler
Ronnie Martin
Sandroid the Horrible
Jack Kerouac
Ella Fitzgerald
Saturn Powell
Saul WIlliams
Bjork
David Bowie
Chris Griffen
Groups: ♥Joy Electric Fans♥THRiFT STORE L0VERSArkansas Gay, lesbien, bisexual and gay friendlyMyartspace Artists on MyspaceDancerockers Unite*The Red Lobster Crew*

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     johny Uppercut's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Poteau, Oklahoma
Body type:6' 1" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Server
Income:Less than $30,000

   johny Uppercut's Schools
Carl Albert State College
Poteau,Oklahoma
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Secondary Education in English
 

2003 to 2005
Poteau Hs
Poteau,Oklahoma
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1999 to 2003

   johny Uppercut's Companies
kmac enterprises
Fort Smith, Arkansas US
Managment
KFC/Taco Bell

7/01-2/06
Darden Resturaunts
Fayetteville, Arkansas US
Server
Red Lobster

2/06-10/07
Carlson Resturaunts
Fayetteville, AR US
Server
TGI FRiDAYS

11/07-current



johny Uppercut can kick Chung Li's ass!

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   johny Uppercut's Blurbs
About me:
Free Cursors
IM WEIRD!

Tired

im so tired
the girl at work, asks me the key to my happiness
"what happiness" i should have said.
i am a locust outgrowing his shell
i drive, my car has no music
i sing, i only know a handful of songs
all the way through.
this is my life, the annoying repetition of the few words of a song stuck in your head
im so tired
and read the same books
i stare at the same three year old Time magazines
like my magazine subscriptions, my life stoped progressing a couple years back
"why are you happy all the time" she asked me
"cause it is more fun than being sad all the time"
i had her fooled.
Copyright 2005 Johny Campbell


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Who I'd like to meet:
yahoo messenger: johnyuppercut@yahoo.com (i do not use this as an email though, so dont try to contact me using that adress for email)

i want to make friends, all kinds of friends, i like to have a diverse friend base, so yeah. if you are different then everybody, i will probably like you, and if you arent and asshole, and arent fake, i will probably like you. i am in need of art friends too, artsy people who want to sit around, drink tea, and write or paint, or talk about it at least.
also i am in need of gay friends. i dont really click well with the gay scene and gay culture, thus not many of my friends are gay. if your gay, but you like to be yourself, instead of being as gay as you possibly can, then be my friend.

let's go have a cup of coffee

HOW TO MEDITATE By Jack Keroac
--lights out--
fall, hands a-clasped, into instantaneous
ecstacy like a shot of heroin or morphine,
the gland inside of my brain discharging
the good glad fluid (Holy Fluid) as
i hap-down and hold all my body parts
down to a deadstop trance - Healing
all my sicknesses - erasing all- not
even the shred of a "I-hope-you" or a
Loony Baloon left in it, but the mind
blank, serene, thoughtless. When a thought
comes a-springing from afar with its held-
forth figure of image, you spoof it out,
you spuff it off, you fake it, and
it fades, and thought never comes - and
with joy you realize for the first time
"Thinking's just like not thinking -
So i don't have to think
any
more"
1967






   


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~♥Sheila♥~





Jul 17 2008 3:08 PM

wut up nephew???? i'm just chillin here in sunny cali!!!
Cletus Got Shot





Jul 17 2008 6:40 AM

You rock, Johny!! Thanks for the You Tube video of CLETUS GOT SHOT at the Firefly Festival!
Crystal, daddy's girl forever!





Jul 10 2008 8:20 PM

Hello doll!!! I haven't talked to you in awhile.. what is up!!! I have been working so I am busy 24/7 but I was missin ya and wanted to let you know..love ya
Candy Lee





Jul 8 2008 7:36 AM

Thanks very much for the add. Hope you enjoy the music.
Namaste :)
~*HannahBell*~





Jul 4 2008 6:34 PM

Bark?
Straight as an S road!!!





Jun 30 2008 7:46 AM

Hello Uerilahm!!! lol

:)

I hope you are having a super day!

:)
amber





Jun 24 2008 10:34 AM

ok i did she said hi and that she miss u to and i hope u have a great day
amber





Jun 18 2008 6:54 PM

hey Johny Uppercut
MEXICAN FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!





Jun 12 2008 6:47 PM

Why dont you drop everything and move to louisville?? If i didnt have a damn thing going for me here then i sure as hell would be your roomy in arkansas.... But ive got people i love too much to leave.
But i love you too!!!! Come visit at least??????
*cha$e* *manhattan*





Jun 11 2008 5:04 PM

yeeeaaaayy!!!!
this year is going to be the cat's meow.
amber





Jun 11 2008 10:47 AM

thanks good afternoon to you
FRO NW





Jun 8 2008 7:43 PM

Hi Johny. I'm going to Cornerstone for the first time since the last time, and I wish you were there! I hope you're doing well.
Adam





Jun 7 2008 10:53 AM

well your cute ass better say hi to me once in a hot while ;) Doing much these days?
Just me Now





Jun 2 2008 9:54 AM

MyHotComments.com
MyHotComments
amber





Jun 1 2008 8:33 PM

hey what are u doing
Austintatious





May 31 2008 7:55 PM

Wooty woot! I think that's an appropriate reply to a "heya heya heya"...
amber





May 31 2008 7:49 PM

well do u know the little one that was telling ur ages
amber





May 31 2008 11:17 AM

do u still remeber me
john 2.0





May 29 2008 9:43 AM

No, you're dumb, and you have fleas.
Oogie Smash





May 25 2008 5:19 PM

.♥.*heather*.♥.





May 25 2008 11:03 AM

Hey johny Uppercut, compare movies with me!









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~*HannahBell*~





May 22 2008 5:40 PM

all i gotta say IS you better be working tomorrow morning cause i freaken miss you!! and you werent there today :(
Meagan White





May 21 2008 9:51 PM

JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND SAY HI AND LET YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE TWO NEW SONGS ON MY PROFILE. NEITHER WERE PROFESSIONALLY RECORDED BUT ARE TWO SONGS I LOVE AND WON'T BE ABLE TO DEMO IN NASHVILLE IN A FEW WEEKS.....I WILL HAVE 6 OTHER SONGS ON HERE AFTER WE GET BACK. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF THE SONGS AND HAVE A GREAT MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND.
YOUR FRIEND, MEAGAN
Niki





May 17 2008 6:13 PM

Hey can't wait to see you on Sat!!!! :) :) :)
☆♍ robo-leg ☮♪





May 15 2008 1:04 PM

Hey johny Uppercut, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!




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May 10 2008 3:34 PM

JOHNY!!!! where were you on thursday??? i missed you!you always work mornings!! :( u werent even at the Rockstar party to take pictures!!
Gail





May 7 2008 10:09 PM


Hey johny Uppercut, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!



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Cletus Got Shot





May 4 2008 3:02 PM

Just droppin' off another in-vite. Come get Green at Smiling Jack's on Wednesday night.

Cletus Got Shot @ Smiling Jack's 5/7 @ 5:30




Then, join us @ Wet Pig BBQ on Saturday night. Show starts around 10 pm.
Cletus Got Shot @ Wet Pig BBQ 5/10 'round 10 pm

If'n ya can, that is.

Cletus
Eureka Pride





May 4 2008 8:08 AM


john 2.0





May 1 2008 7:04 AM

but you guys always look like this....
~*HannahBell*~





Apr 30 2008 10:02 PM

JOHNY!!!!! you are soooo random BUT i think thats what i Love about you....i just wanted you to know i miss you and you missed out on a great night at Joses' and Karaoke it was a blast...me and kelli got up front and did the 'Superman' dance for everyone :D it was great! anyways have a greattttt weekend Love!!!
Nanna





Apr 30 2008 4:31 PM

Oh foreign guy I miss you! Promise you'll come see me before I move.
* SARAH *





Apr 29 2008 8:11 PM

hey havent talked to you in a while hope ever thing is going good up there i really miss you guys,,,
carly spelled w/ an r & n