Judd Whitesnake

About me:

Here on Myspace, I am an extremely foul mouthed blogger. I generally choose not to personally attack anyone on here. Instead, I simply try to attack the overall general public and do a damn good job at it in my opinion.

I'll also mention up front that I am often terrible at responding to messages and comments. I dedicate pretty much all of the time I spend on here to reading and writing blogs.

Now, I'll go a bit into some of my personal philosophies. I am of the belief that there are only 5 things guaranteed in life. Everything else is basically up in the air, other than these 5 proven facts of life:

1) The word "wiener" is always funny

2)Everybody loves bacon

3) Nothing good came out of the eighties except for the Talking Heads and Bikini Girls with Machine Guns

4) A man physically abusing a woman is NEVER EVER EVER funny.....................unless that man is Fred Savage

and:

5) The only way for 2 men to have sex with one another without it being considered gay is if they do so while watching a Kurt Russell movie together. This is because Kurt Russell is so manly and hardcore, that a straight man cannot possibly watch one of his movies without feeling the innate urge to either fight or fuck something. This is a scientific phenomenon known as "The Kurt Russell Fight or Fuck Reflex", and also holds true for anything involving Tom Berenger, Rowdy Roddy Piper, and Chuck Norris.