Almost Hip Guy
"The Wonderful, Horrible Life of Tom Warner"

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51 years old
Baltimore, Maryland
United States



Last Login: 5/13/2008
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    Almost Hip Guy's Interests
GeneralReading, watching, listening, playing, taping, filming. Specifically: Asian Culture, Asian Sirens, Atomic TV, Ballet, Beatniks, bobx.com, British Invasion, Britpop, Cybiko Cell Phones, Coffee, Cult Movies, Death, Engrish.com, fantasies, Exercise, Foreign Films, Foreign Languages, France, Giant Robots, Girl Bands, Graphic Novels, Halvsies (Half Japanese), Hello Kitty, Indie Films, Japan, Kissing, Mods, Monsters, Natty Boh, Political Incorrectness, Running, Scopitones, Scotch, Sixties French Pop Music, Soccer, Super Sentai, Tennis, Things That Bounce, Thongs, Travel, Turkish Taffy, Unusual Album Cover Art.

Plus these cool blogs/websites:

Cha Cha Charming Magazine

Cinebeats

Let's Go J-Sound!

The World of Kane

Kliph's Generation Exploitation

Music Chet Baker, Badfinger, "Basketball Jones," Beatles, Beck, Berserk, Big Star, Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, Bossa Nova, Byrds, Buzzcocks, Alex Chilton, Cleaners from Venus, Elvis Costello, Cramps, Devo, Dickies, Dylan, French Pop, Serge Gainsbourg, France Gall, Garage Sale, Stan Getz, Francoise Hardy, Dan Hicks, Robyn Hitchcock, Jam, J-Pop, K-Tel Records, Thee Katatonix, Tommy Keene, Kinks, Kraftwerk, Fela Kuti, Fleshtones, Let's Go J-Sound!, Los Straitjackets, Aimee Mann, Mod, Morrissey, Nat King Cole Trio, Norton Records, Gram Parsons, Power Pop, Pizzicato Five, Plans Plans, PuffyYumiAmi, Punk, Ramones, Raspberries, Replacements, The Rock Stars, Todd Rundgren, Small Faces, Scopitones, Shonen Knife, Sinatra, Slickee Boys, Smiths, Stooges, T. Rex, Traffic, Twee Pop, Two If By Sea, Undertones, Velvet Underground, Paul Westerberg, Brian Wilson, Faye Wong, Link Wray, X, XTC, Neil Young, Zappa.
Movies Abbott and Costello, After Hours, Woody Allen, Amelie, Andy Hardy Films, Anime, Dario Argento, Audrey Hepburn, Beach Party Movies, Biker Films, Black Cat White Cat, Bladerunner, James Bond, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Bringing Up Baby, Bruce Lee, A Bullet In the Head, Frank Capra, Casablanca, Castle of Cagliostro, Caligula, Jack Carson, Sonny Chiba, Cinebeats, Cinema Paradiso, Classroom Scare Films, Cohen Brothers, Martha Colburn, Jean Cocteau, Coffin Joe, Cutey Honey, Daisies, Dark Brothers, Dark Town Strutters, Day of the Wacko, Dead End Kids, Deep Red, Jacques Demy, Desperate Living, Destroy All Monsters, Detour, Gregory Dark, Dark Brothers, Atom Egoyan, Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend, The Face of Another (Tanin no Kao), (Film Noir, Forbidden Zone, Jess Franco, Freaks, Gamera, Ghost in the Shell, Cary Grant, Godzilla Vs. Monster X, Godzilla Vs. The Smog Monster, Go Ask Alice, Gun Crazy, Hal Hartley, Hard Boiled, Heathers, Help!, Shohei Imamura, The Killer, Kiss Me Deadly, Knuckleface Jones, Kung Fu Cinema, Kurosawa (Akira and Kyoshi), Emir Kusturica, Ladies and Gentlemen: The Fabulous Stains, Laurel and Hardy, Lesbian Vampire Films, Lewis and Martin, Lola, Lone Wolf and Cub, MicroCineFest, Takeshi Miike, Hiyao Miyazaki, Mondo Films, Moving Image Archive, Nancy Drew Films, Ninja Scroll, One Reel Wonders, Opera, Out of the Past, Party Doll A Go Go, Plan 9 From Outer Space, The Party, Peeping Tom, Point Blank, Polanksi, Powell-Pressburger, Rashomon, Ringu, Rinse Dream, Road Warrior, Rock and Roll High School, Mickey Rooney, Samurai Trilogy, Ridley Scott, Screwball Comedies, Silents, Slacker, Pete Smith Specialty Films, Something Weird Video, Spirited Away, Preston Sturges, Sullivan's Travels, Suspiria, Hiroshi Teshigahara, Jacques Tourneur, Truffaut, Turner Classic Movies, Universal Horror Films, Warm Water Under a Red Bridge, John Waters, Doris Wishman, Women In Prison Films, John Woo, Ed Wood, Yojimbo, Young Girls of Rochefort, Zatoichi, Zombie Movies.
Television Avengers, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Aerobicise, Beatles Cartoons, Cutting Edge, Shindig, Hullabaloo, Ready Steady Go!, Laugh-In, Route 66, Peter Gunn, Duckman, The Office (UK version), Spaced, Gumby, Johnny Sokko, Clutch Cargo, Dynaman, Liquid TV, Aeon Flux, J.P. and Miss Rhea, Kukla Fran and Ollie, Bennie Hill, The Honeymooners, Get Smart, Honey West, Mr. Magoo, Astroboy, Kamen Rider, Mystery Science Theater, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sex and the City, Sopranos, Captain Chesapeake, Capt. 20, Ghost Host, Ghoul a Go Go, Ben Stiller Show, Sea Lab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Edge, Fridays, SCTV, The Prisoner, The Love Boat, Dragnet, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Rock World, 120 Minutes, Ren and Stimpy, King Leonardo and His Short Subjects, Muttley, Gerald McBoing Boing, Night Flight, The Outer Limits, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Twilight Zone, Twin Peaks, Turner Classic Movies, The Invaders, Ultraman, Weird Science, Jhoon "Nobody Bodders Me" Rhee and Mr. Ray's "This is not a wig!" Hairweave commercials, and crazy Japanese TV shows and videos:
Books Italo Calvino, Raymond Chandler, Danny Perry's Cult Movies, Dashiell Hammett, Haruki Murakami, Tom Sharpe, Daniel Pinkwater, Rimbaud, Baudelaire, Alan Moore, Ivan Brunetti, Peter Bagge, Toni Bentley, Daniel Clowes, Eightball, Ghostworld, Hate, Jimmy Corrigan, Cinema Sewer, Asian Sex Gazette, Schizo, Happyland, Answer Me!, Bad Seed, Cha Cha Charming, Smut Peddler, John Marr's Murder Can Be Fun, News of the Weird, Psychotronic Video, The New Yorker, Spy Magazine, Celebrity Skin, The Movie Goer, Paris Spleen, Flowers of Evil, Illuminations, A Season in Hell, Hi Fidelity, The Stranger, The Fall, The Plague, Naked Lunch, How To Make Love Like a Porn Star, Britpop, The Other Hollywood, Please Kill Me, From the Velvets to the Voidoids, How Soccer Explains the World, Futebol: The Brazilian Way of Life, Perfect 10, Chronicles, Cruel Shoes, Pure Drivel, Mad, National Lampoon, V for Vendetta, Watchmen, Midnight Eye, VideoHound's Golden Movie Retriever, Fantagraphics Books, Research Publications, Incredibly Strange Films, Incredibly Strange Music, Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In, The Joe Bob Report, Ready Steady Go, Sleaze Paperbacks, The Surrender: An Erotic Memoir, Sassy Magazine, Plotz, Mystery Date, Thrift Score, Taschen Books, Teenage Gang Debs, Tintin, Edogawa Rampo, Mobtown Shank, Daedalus Books, Strand Books, Normals Books, Atomic Books, Zines.
Heroes Amy Linthicum, Atomic Books, A/V Geeks, Batz Maru, George Bailey, Chandrayee Banerjee, Boris Becker, Marc Bolan, Joe Bob Briggs, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Jack Carson, Big Dave Cawley (King of Men), Nick and Nora and Asta Charles, Martha Colburn, Creative Alliance, Dana Countryman, R. Crumb, Ray Davies, Devo, Alvin Ecarma, Suzanne Farrell, FC Barcelona, Roger Federer, The Firesign Theatre, Stella Gambino, Steve Gerrard, Jackie Gleason, Crispin Glover, Gayle Grove, George Harrison, Henninger's Tavern, Scott Unpainted Huffines, Justine Henin-Hardenne, Audrey Hepburn, Pee-Wee Herman, Bill Hicks, Claudia Jennings, Jensen Plumbing, Tommy Keene, Jeff Krulik, John McEnroe, Philip Marlowe, Steve Martin, The Marx Brothers, Robert Mitchum, Conan O'Brien, Laura Petrie, Lisa Petrucci, Paul Pine, Daniel Pinkwater, Rick Prelinger, Professor Kool, Reptilian Records, Don Rickles, Todd Rohal, Gabby Sabatino, Pete Sampras, Senator Theatre, Skizz, Sam Spade, Todd Stachowski, John Stagliano, Chuck Statler, Jimmy Stewart, Jon Stewart, Three Stooges, Tintin and Snowy, Mr. Tweety, Tuxedo Sam, Gore Vidal, Video Americain, Mike Vraney and Something Weird Video, John Waters, Zenedine Zidane, Robert Zimmerman, Zippy, and The French (because they refuse to kiss our ass!).
Groups: Tennis PlayersLonely Planet TravelThe Kinks Preservation SocietySmiths & Morrissey FansGhoul A Go-Go

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     Almost Hip Guy's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Baltimore
Body type:5' 7" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Man About Town

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About me:
No, I am NOT Carson Kressley, Tom Petty, Kato Kaehlin, David Spade, Keith Urban, Martin Short, Nick Gilder, Julian Sands, William Hurt, Charlie Watts, The Greaseman, Bob from Twin Peaks, OR Martina Navratilova...nor am I affiliated with global conglomerate TimeWarner or Warner's Bras and Panties (I wish!)... I am merely TOM WARNER - friend to the homeless, aging porn stars and Underdog Lady.

Read my official blog at Accelerated Decrepititude. Or don't.
Who I'd like to meet:
Audrey Hepburn (in Heaven), Marc Bolan (in Glam Limbo), Maureen Dowd, Katrina vanden Heuvel, Katsumi, Kira Kener, Vanessa Lane, Daniel Pinkwater, Roger Federer, Nick Hornby, Aimee Mann, Aimee Bender, Ray Davies, Steve Martin, Jane Birkin, Heike Makatsch, Sachiko McLean, Mika Tan, Judy Tenuta, Tuxedo Sam, Stephane Audran, Miss Sakamoto, Sato Eriko, Cutie Honey, Garu and Pucca.



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Don Marko de Guidoville aka The Marzipan Midget





May 13 2008 9:14 AM

Whatup tiger;)?
The Hornet’s Nest





Apr 13 2008 8:47 AM

Thanks For Adding THE HORNET'S NEST, Hope to see you upstairs at the Ottobar April 18th!!

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Mar 17 2008 9:55 AM

Happy St. Patty's;)
Rob Patterson - Actor, Musician, Poet, Model, Guru





Mar 17 2008 12:06 AM

Nice to see you at the froo-froo grocery store, Tom!

I hope all the painting stuff is working out.

Say "hi" to your lovely gf for me.

Thanks for the compliments on my Voice Demo. Coming from the "man of Atomic TV" I take that as a bigass compliment! BTW, have you seen my rubber chicken scene yet? (From last Oct.) Check out my Videos page or MobTV's page ("Captain Taffy") to view it. I think you especially will get a huge frigging kick out of it!

ANYWAY, HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY, BAYBAY!
Don Marko de Guidoville aka The Marzipan Midget





Feb 14 2008 9:28 AM

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Hope you and Amy have a fantastic V Day;)!!
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Jan 14 2008 11:32 AM

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Jan 1 2008 3:43 PM

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Adele





Dec 19 2007 1:53 PM

..or which one is PR's Jay McCarroll? You decide!

SWB as Jay
Adele





Dec 19 2007 1:52 PM

Which one is Scott Wallace...?

jay!
anna





Dec 8 2007 8:31 PM

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Dec 3 2007 9:09 AM

Checkin' in......how's things;)?
Don Marko de Guidoville aka The Marzipan Midget





Nov 29 2007 6:41 PM

Just showin' some love......talk at ya later......;)
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Nov 25 2007 3:23 PM

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Sep 24 2007 5:32 AM

hey tom,,,
hae a listen to some new tunes.
pearlfishers.
Kathleen





Sep 23 2007 11:19 AM

Thanks, sweetheart. Hope to see you soon.


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Sep 19 2007 2:25 PM

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Sep 6 2007 9:52 AM



CAmm and MicroCineFest welcome touring diy filmmaker Roger Beebe for two-day visit Sep 8-9! Screening and fun, down-and-dirty cameraless filmmaking workshop!

Creative Alliance at The Patterson
3134 Eastern Ave
Baltimore, MD 21224
Info and tix: www.creativealliance.org 410-276-1651

Sat Sep 8
New Maps of the New World: The Short Films of Roger Beebe 8pm. $8, $6 mbrs, students. Free Popcorn!

Sun Sep 9 No Camera Required!
Master Workshop with artist Roger Beebe
All materials provided to make a short film in just 3 hours! 3-6pm, Early reg (by Sep 6) $40, $35 mbrs. Late reg $50, $40 mbrs.
Bron





Aug 20 2007 6:48 AM

Hey Almost Hip Guy
Just doing my usual rounds and dropping by to check you out.
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Have a grrrrreat week!
Big Hugs
XOX
Bron





Aug 18 2007 2:30 AM

Hey Almost Hip Guy
Just doing my usual rounds and dropping by to check you out.
I found this comment which I thought was quite good :

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Oh so true!
Have a grrrrreat week!
Big Hugs
XOX
Rob Patterson - Actor, Musician, Poet, Model, Guru





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Jul 25 2007 6:35 PM

Good to see you today Tom!
BTW, did you see Diana Rigg's cameo on "Extras"?
Adele





Jul 19 2007 8:46 AM

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