About me: Cousins born 10...no 11...wait more like 14 days apart.
We've literally been making each other laugh since we were born.
Jake Szymanski - Director, Writer, Actor. Schooled at the famed Northwestern University(no not the one from fame) Jake was involved with NSTV, a student sketch comedy organization, worked for Blue Mark and purple onion productions, and is well known on the stand up circuit.
Jack Packard - Writer, holder of camera, set up man. At a very young age Jack found a love of wisenhinery. His antics made Jake laugh, so Jack's been a real ass ever since. He's learned to not only be a smart-ass, but to be a smart-ass with a pen.
Almost Twins Comedy is currently being featured widely on Funny Or Die
Jake is currently working in L.A.
Jack is currently watching every video on the nternet in Milwaukee
The Apparatus for Simulating a "High Five" was filed by an inventor named Albert Cohen, in an apparent attempt to make the most depressing device in history.
"During a televised sporting event," the patent explains, "a 'high five' is commonly shared between fans to express the joy and excitement of a touchdown, home run, game-winning basket, birdie or other positive occurrence. Unfortunately ... a 'high five' requires the mutual hand slapping of two participants ... As such, a solitary fan is unable to perform a 'high five' to express excitement during a televised sporting event."
That might be the most unintentionally revealing patent ever written. Can someone write Albert Cohen a letter and clue him in about sports bars or fantasy football leagues or something? There's gotta be someone out there for him to watch sports with. As it stands, he's sitting around his dank one-bedroom apartment in sweatpants, oiling up his mechanical "high five" machine for tomorrow's big game. We almost want to manufacture this thing just so we can send anyone who purchases it directly over to Albert's house to hang out with him.
hi guys!!!! i just have to say first of all thanx for the add and second - omg i watched your high five vids and i really havent laughed so hard in monthes - absolutely amazing idea - i really had a sore stomach afterwards!!! good luck and thankyou - you really brightened up my day!!! hugs and inappropriate kisses from Ireland!!! Davania xxx
thanks for the add! god i love you people! 'wicked games' is one of my faves and you're one of very few i subscribe to on funnyordie.com! keep it up please! x
Thanks for the ad! I absolutely LOVE your work and was surprised, no, thrilled to learn that 1/2 of you live in Milwaukee. Keep up the great work and thanks for all the laughs.
Good stuff guys... Ha, the first one... all I need to say is long pool shot. that killed me. The second was well done all around. Keep up those stone cold stares.
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