Stand up comedy, baby........Other things that float my boat include, showers with ridiculously high water pressure, a girl with a nice ass and a trashy mouth, bold eye wear, visiting friends and sleeping on their couches, reminding Dan Boulger where his cell phone is, ice cream @ 2 a.m., limbo dancing, batting cages, Renata Tutko, the color orange, knockin' boots, sending dirty text messages, calling Mike Whitman bald and Dan Hirshon Jewish, softball, reminding Dan Boulger where his car keys are, charades, the view of the city from the corner of Mass Ave and Memorial Drive, makin' out, also I'm a sucker for some fresh fruit.
Müzik
I clocked out after 1992 contemporary for me is Nirvana, Chili Peppers, Jane's Addiction. What I dig depends on the moment but I'll tell you this it makes me giggle/want to kill myself when I'm on a date and I have to explain who INXS is. I'm like "They were hip". Kids.
Filmler
They're not necessarily my two favorite movies, but when ever I hear "Daniel Larusso is gonna fight!" from Karate Kid or "Dad, you wanna have a catch?" from Field of Dreams I get a little emotional. Also "Showgirls" not so much for the quotes but you can say what you want about Big Al but I love movies where women have ice cubes rubbed on their nipples, I'm just into that sort of thing.
Televizyon
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Kitaplar
I'm pretty sure the title of my second one will be "Getting Stoned With the Busboys" that sounds like a fun read. Now I better get going on the first one, which is tentatively titled "Confessions of Chest Hair Genie".
Kahramanları
Owen Bowness if he's still alive after 28. Man and I think I treat my body bad.
Hakkımda: According 2 myspace I'm a very tiny, married, Buddhist. In reality I love writing jokes then walking out on a stage and telling those jokes to people......it's really pretty cool. Also I bite my nails.
Kimle tanışmak isterim: Someone who is better looking than Tony Moschetto. Seeing as that's not gonna happen I'll settle for one mister Arthur Fonzarelli. Also chicks that want to get naked with me.....they're cool too.
Soooo I can't believe I forgot to catch you up on my softball season! Being your cousin, I made it out of the season with a ball bouncing off my head, chest and shin more then once! No amazing trip to the ER like you though, better luck next year right?
Why don't you call us any more you hot piece of ass? Come build the funny with us sometime. Wednesdays in Manchester NH at the Shaskeen. Oh, and thanks for the rash.
