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Alvin
"Tom Dustin's life coach since 2007."

Male
38 years old
Boston,
United States



Last Login: 7/8/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/alvindavid  

   Alvin's Comedian Bio

    Alvin's Interests
General Stand up comedy, baby........Other things that float my boat include, showers with ridiculously high water pressure, a girl with a nice ass and a trashy mouth, bold eye wear, visiting friends and sleeping on their couches, great haircuts, ice cream @ 2 a.m., limbo dancing, batting cages, Renata Tutko, the color orange, knockin' boots, water balloon fights, calling Mike Whitman bald and Dan Hirshon Jewish, softball, charades, the view of the city from the corner of Mass Ave and Memorial Drive, makin' out, also I'm a sucker for some fresh fruit.
MusicI clocked out after 1992 contemporary for me is Nirvana, Chili Peppers, Jane's Addiction. What I dig depends on the moment but I'll tell you this it makes me giggle/want to kill myself when I'm on a date and I have to explain who INXS is. I'm like "They were hip". Kids.
MoviesThey're not necessarily my two favorite movies, but when ever I hear "Daniel Larusso is gonna fight!" from Karate Kid or "Dad, you wanna have a catch?" from Field of Dreams I get a little emotional. Also "Showgirls" not so much for the quotes but you can say what you want about Big Al but I love movies where women have ice cubes rubbed on their nipples, I'm just into that sort of thing.
TelevisionHappy Days, Welcome Back Kotter, Fantasy Island, Taxi.........God I'm old.
BooksI'm pretty sure the title of my second one will be "Getting Stoned With the Busboys" that sounds like fun. Now I better get going on the first one, which is tentatively titled "Confessions of Chest Hair Genie".
HeroesOwen Bowness if he's still alive after 28. Man and I think I treat my body bad.
Groups: Stand-Up ComedyComedians of MySpaceForgetabuddiesVote for Rick Canavan in HJY's last smart ass contest NOW!Comedians who also happen to be really good lookingThe Homeless Comic ExperimentComics Open Mic

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     Alvin's Details
Status:Married
Body type:0' 0"
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:College graduate


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   Alvin's Blurbs
About me:
According 2 myspace I'm a very tiny, married, Buddhist. In reality I love writing jokes then walking out on a stage and telling those jokes to people......it's really pretty cool. Also I bite my nails.
Who I'd like to meet:
Someone who is better looking than Tony Moschetto. Seeing as that's not gonna happen I'll settle for one mister Arthur Fonzarelli. Also chicks that want to get naked with me.....they're cool too.

   Alvin's Calendar ( View All )
Jul 10 2008 8:00P
Showcase Cinemas @ Woburn Mass
Jul 17 2008 8:00P
Showcase Cinemas @ Randolph Mass
Jul 18 2008 9:00P
Dick Doherty’s Escape @ Worcester
Jul 19 2008 9:00P
Dick Doherty’s Escape @ Wootown
Jul 20 2008 9:00P
Dick Doherty’s Comedy Vault @ Boston
Aug 9 2008 9:00P
Comedy Connection Rhode Island @ East Providence
Aug 13 2008 9:00P
Comcast Taping @ Remingtons @ Boston
Sep 8 2008 7:00P
Boston Comedy Festival Preliminary 1 @ Nicks Comedy Stop Boston

   Alvin's Friend Space (Top 8)
Alvin has 432 friends.
 Renata 


 daniella 


 Dan Hirshon 


 Everett House of Comedy 


 Tony Moschetto 


 owen 


 Walsh Bros. 


 PJ Thibodeau 





Alvin's Friends Comments
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Renata





Jun 23 2008 8:04 PM

Todd





Jun 15 2008 8:25 AM

You were freeking awesome last night.
If u think you're old, Christ, I'm older than Jenkins!
Kris





Jun 12 2008 10:29 PM

ANYONE BORN AFTER 1980 IS A PUSSY.
ryan





Jun 12 2008 10:16 PM

al. fucking. meservey.

do you know there is a restaurant on cape cod named after you?

do you?
ChuckleDumper





Jun 12 2008 2:59 PM

Edward Dominguez





Jun 12 2008 1:37 PM

hey Happy birthday
Jenn





Jun 12 2008 1:25 PM

PS I have a birthday surprise for you.. hope you are super excited!
(Lauren)





Jun 12 2008 12:27 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I promise I won't faint today. And I'm finally into single digits on my countdown.
yipee!
Amy





Jun 12 2008 11:29 AM

Happy Birthday
m o l l y





Jun 12 2008 11:25 AM

Happy Birthday to you.. Happy Birthday to you... HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Alvin... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! Now you can imagine me singing as anyone you want... Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, or even Erkel. LOL! Hope to see you next time you're at Kowloons.

p.s.
Have a drink and piece of birthday cheesecake for me! :)
Dan Curran





Jun 12 2008 11:17 AM

good seeing you last night...oh and a happy birthday....i'll be by later for your hj...
Sarah





Jun 12 2008 11:15 AM

Happy Birthday Sexy ;)
Caroline Elizabeth





Jun 12 2008 9:54 AM

In honor of your birthday tonite I'm going to some random bar and gunna attempt to grope suspicially every fall down drunk broad I can find! It's all about you today budddy!!
*hopefully you get some nice handjobbings today!
X0X0 cwood b.f.f.
obviously!
Mike





Jun 12 2008 9:15 AM

Happy Birthday Al!
Kevin Herchen





Jun 12 2008 9:05 AM

Happy Birthday, A-Man! If you were bald, jaundice, and had no body, you wouldn't be too happy today!
Renata





Jun 12 2008 9:04 AM

Hey wait a second -

Who are all these broads wishing you a happy birthday?
J MESS





Jun 12 2008 8:59 AM

Happy birthday, stud!!!
Stephanie





Jun 12 2008 7:58 AM

Happy Birthday!

Have Fun~
Jenn





Jun 12 2008 7:47 AM

Happy Birthday Honey!!!!! :)
Hope you have an amazing day!
Stacy





Jun 12 2008 7:17 AM

Happy Birthday Al ! ! ! !
flappers
Jessica





Jun 12 2008 6:49 AM

Happy birthday!!! <3
Maria Ciampa





Jun 12 2008 6:08 AM

Happy Birthday Al!
Renata





Jun 12 2008 2:37 AM

do i even have to say it?
do i even have to say it??

happy birthday, alvin.
love,
renata
Dee-Rob





Jun 11 2008 8:11 PM

Happy belated birthday. Sorry about your face.
Comedy International





Jun 9 2008 11:17 PM

Happy Birthday

From Comedy International
Roulhac Enterprisesâ„¢





Jun 8 2008 8:06 AM

Photobucket
owen





Jun 6 2008 3:31 PM

i yearn for you
Renata





May 29 2008 1:08 PM

just so you know, alvin,
i thought a lot about what you said.
and simply cuz of that,
when i do leave this one whore-town
most of all i'll miss the likes of you.
you big whore.

:o) thanks
Dave McDonough





May 22 2008 7:49 AM

When the going gets tough, Big Al gets banging
dimples





May 21 2008 8:29 PM

m o l l y





May 16 2008 6:47 PM

Order in the court! Are you really famous!? Miss me yet? LOL I start a new job as a legal assistant Monday! Have a fantastic weekend Al!

dimples





May 3 2008 6:49 AM

what's up Big Al??? are you becoming famous and too busy to respond to myspace messages????
Jenn





May 1 2008 3:18 PM

Glad you finally took my advice and cut the hair.. looks FABULOUS!! :)
Renata





Apr 28 2008 11:16 AM

if you touch a single hair on little shawn's head, i swear to gosh alvin, im not going to want to, but im going to have to kill you
Caroline Elizabeth





Apr 17 2008 6:45 AM

what gives!?? that pic of you and tom is F'ing HILARIOUS.
the world should see it!
m o l l y





Apr 16 2008 5:14 AM

Heyyyyyyy... I met this guy once before he became famous on Happy Days.

Thanks for the ADD Mister Funnypants!

Hugs from "Molly Fogg"

owen





Apr 14 2008 10:44 PM

In the quiet words of the virgin mary...come again?

Ira, you are the man.

-OB
Jenn





Apr 14 2008 12:18 PM

you totally cheered me up today, thanks dear :)
Caroline Elizabeth





Apr 11 2008 8:05 AM

MMK CHECK YoUR EMAiL. SEXY TiME.
BAH HAHAHA
Leigh





Apr 5 2008 4:28 PM

So i come back to boston for good may 17th...so that means i get to come to your show the 22nd woo woo :) hope you are well XoXO - MAINLY x's tho lets be honest ;)
I hate Mojito's..





Apr 2 2008 5:31 PM

When did your boy owen join a militia?
Sukie





Apr 2 2008 10:18 AM

Doing what???

(You handsome son-of-a-bitch!!!!!)
SAC





Mar 31 2008 3:05 PM

GOD DAMN... Why have you kept yourself from me for so long!?!
Bethany Van Delft





Mar 31 2008 10:09 AM

Thanks for the ride, hot stuff!
Dave McDonough





Mar 30 2008 8:32 AM