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reading, sailing, painting, hanging out with friends, laughing until I pee, appreciating beautiful things/people, cryptic crosswords, Radio 4, getting myself into dangerous situations, being near the sea, discovering new people and learning new things.
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Anything that isn't Kung Fu, a Western, or vomit-inducingly romantic.
Television
Don't do TV
Books
The Big one, the Basic one and all the good ones - love Yukio Mishima, John Fowles, early Martin Amis, Margaret Attwood, try to read as many of the classics as I can get my hands on.
Heroes
Anyone who is fulfilling their potential and making others happy in the process.
Who I'd like to meet: I've met some weird and wonderful people on here and I'd like to meet some more. Not interested in web-cams, so don't bother, and if anyone else calls me a MILF, I'll call your mum and tell her what you've been up to, you dirty little boys.
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