Disclaimer:
Anyone that takes anything that I say as being anything other than sarcastic should think twice. Meaning, I am being a smart ass all of the time. This means that:
-Hugh Laurie IS my husband. Irregardless of what the press may lead you to believe, we ARE still together. But don't ask him about it because he'll totally deny everything.
-Barbara Walters isn't really my mother. I only wish she could've been. Ok, maybe not my mother. I wish that she could've been an older cousin who would've shown me the ropes of breaking down the biggest douchebags in America. If that were the case I would have been a pro by now.
-I am not a body builder... Period.
-Yes, I AM aware that I have a "little boy's haircut." No, that does NOT make me a lesbian or any variation of the sort.
-I do not know who Candy is, nor do I know about the children that she claims to have bore with me. She is crazy! And if she tries to tell you any different, please call my lawyer.
-I am NOT a swinger. And really, even if I was, I wouldn't be advertising that sort of thing here. That's what Craig's list is for.
-I am not a parent... Again, regardless of what Candy says. *EDIT* I had to change my parent status on here because I was getting too many e-mails about what a MILF I am and asking to see pictures of my non-existent children.
-I don't really stalk people. Who has time for REAL stalking when there is myspace? Perfect for cyber-stalking.
-And lastly, I am not a Gangsta Rap Artist. I mean, it's a cute thought, but really... Isn't it a bit insulting to the real "gangstas" to put me in the same category? I mean, don't get me wrong, I have logged my time in on the streets and all, but I am still a mini-G.
"You are altogether beautiful, my darling, And there is no blemish in you."
Song of Solomon 4:7
Who I'd like to meet: "Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one."
-E. B. White
"We don't see things as they are- we see things as we are."-The Talmud
"So often in time it happens, we all live our life in chains and never even know we have the key." -The Eagles
"The words of the prophets are written on subway walls."-Simon and Garfunkel
"All are altogether beautiful, my darling and
there is no flaw in you."
-Song of Solomon 4:7
““Do not let anyone look down on you because you are young, but set an example for the believers in speech, in life, in love, in faith, and it purity.”
-1 Timothy 4:12
hey, love. don't give up hope. and don't throw yourself out into the world. let God wrap you in His arms because His love and His touch are far more satisfying than any love a human being could ever give you. the more you get wrapped up in the world, the further away you get from God. He wants you to be happy, but looking for happiness in all these guys isn't going to give you TRUE happiness. you're too beautiful and precious to just give yourself away.
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I just want to let you know that you're the most amazing person I know. Over the past couple weeks, I've come to realize that even though we haven't really had each other's full trust for all that long, I know that no matter what, you'll be there. I've never really had the kind of friendship that we have. But I know that you're my best friend, whether you believe you're sharing me or not. Last week was the best spring break I've ever had, and most of it was spent with you. Doesn't that scream that we're just meant to be bffls?! haha. No but seriously. I hope you know you mean the world to me. And together, we're gonna make it through every hardship that's thrown our way. I'll be your rock as long as you're mine. We're gonna be invincible by the time everything is said and done. I'm so excited for what's in store. And isn't it an amazing feeling to know that God's the one that planned this all out for us? I'm glad you walked into my house today unannounced. Feel free to do that whenever you want. I love you sooo much!
