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Hi Amanda I just stop by to wish you a great time this weekend filled with joy.:D
Here's something funny to start the weekend off with a good laugh.hahaha :P
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
Have a wild time this weekend and party hardty.=) XOXOXO Leonard
Hi Amanda I hope your having a wonderful time today.:D
I thought you would get good kickout of this funny joke.hahaha:P
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?"
The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made."
A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them."
The confused girl returns to her mother and says, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from monkeys?"
The Mother answers, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side."
May life continue to bring you fun loving times.=) XOXOXOXO Leonard
Her passion flow is my inkwell… The budded rose is my pen… Her body fullness is of youth… Arching back of glory with a bursting bosom… She presents her parted tenderness… My gentle woman bound to her lily… The softness of her mouth flesh… The warmth and wetness of her passion… The time is now for her to be touched… As her love flows… With out word she looks to me for more… Starving her eyes plead, make it start again… I am with her but we watch us from the highs… Put me back and then join me she lovingly cries… I have for you from me… And from you to yourself… Never before has bliss touched her… It is I that is holy this she now knew… Love me more and more her spirit gently smiles… As she begins to glisten on her brow and breasts… Our breath she surely loses… The passion is all ours… The ascension is “ALLS”… My rose pen to her passion drips thick… Slow movement and soft sounds she steadily shows herself… A digit in two seconds is eagerly lost… Your cup runnith over, I can not contain it nor myself… Drink from me she howls in a feathered angelic voice… Eagerly I drink as the roll of her woman is gentle to my mouth… Soft yet large is our height… Low tenseness and twitching is ongoing… In her collapse she tells me with a murmur… Continue my true love since it is our pleasure… Until my withered strength returns… Ever so truly I do oblige her, As her silky wet thighs still do quiver… With every sip and with every suckle I’ve become quenched… With every taste and with every touch… Into pulsing love I await to be surely drenched… But alas I wait stilly, till she wakes from my voice calling… MY BEAUTIFUL ROSE LILY.