"When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy."
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Amanda's Interests
General
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spooky stuff music corsets belt buckles pressed pennies old neon signs sewing shoes art vintage dresses
bingo scrabble pool redecorating my house decoupage
general mayhem hosiery bowling cosmetics
death and destruction and don't forget the chaos sideshows
medical anomalies PEOPLE the stuff inside people
improving my organizational skills spirals polka dots my super-duper neato boyfriend
classic pinups my awesome bicycle innovation religious iconography shrinky dinks
graphics drywall compound vintage advertising skin wax fabric color
Music
Movies
Television
Jeopardy!, Six Feet Under, Dead Like Me, ATHF, The Simpsons, House, Big Love, anything about weird medical conditions, ER, The Mighty Boosh, Flight of the Conchordes, Frisky Dingo.
Books
Heroes
My grandmother Parker Posey Margaret Sanger Nigella Lawson Sarah Silverman
Please visit my website, www.amandaviolett.com for more images. Contact me for any fashion, glamour, makeup, pinup, promotional, runway or lingerie work.
I sell stuff that I make...have a look. Buy something! Tell your friends!
There is too much. for those who know me, you are aware that this is true. For those of you who dont know me, I'll give you a taste:
I greatly dislike mayonnaise, no wait...I hate it.
I always sneeze three times whenever I walk into the sunlight.
I like all things campy and novelty.
I have a sort of sick obsession with Elvira and decoupage.
I am painfully resourceful and save everything I think I may be able to use someday.
I can be very unladylike and I make up stupid songs while I do household chores.
I am easily made homesick.
I eat as much meat as I can cram in my face.
I am compulsively driven to play Bingo every Monday with the cute old ladies in orthopedic hosiery and a few choice friends who can handle the pressure.
I enjoy sewing and make a lot of my own clothes.
I can sing along to just about any song that has ever been on the radio, especially from the 80's.
I collect vintage corset advertisements from the 1880's to the 1950's.
I floss my teeth and clean my ears WAY more than normal people.
Who I'd like to meet:
Pretty much anybody that likes what I like, and doesn't have excessive back hair. Good spellers are a plus, also must have good oral hygiene. I greatly appreciate those who properly enunciate when they speak. Also no overalls...that's just a bad idea unless you are a carpenter, house painter or are under the age of 10...but they sure look spiffy on Chadillac. Oh, and if you keep human remains in your freezer, I'd rather you keep that to yourself.
ok, i have the solution to the cookie problem. it's called skinny cow. they make yummy ice cream sandwiched that only have 1.5g of fat and 140 calories. and if i like them that means they are good! haha.
