AMAZING JOHNATHAN
AMAZING JOHNATHAN THE AMAZING JOHNATHAN

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51 years old
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA
United States



Last Login: 11/13/2009
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    AMAZING JOHNATHAN's Interests
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MusicRock: Nine Inch Nails, Oingo Boingo, Mellow: David Grey, Counting Crows The Crystal Method

MoviesPlanes, Trains, Automobiles, Kill Bill 1 & 2 Anchorman Something About Mary Kingpin

TelevisionJohnathan will accept the award for BEST COMIC MAGICIAN from the World Magic Award on Oct 10th in Los Angeles. It will be televised on a network TV special in October.

BooksReplay by Ken Grimwood

HeroesBUY THE AMAZING JOHNATHAN "LIVE & UNCENSORED" ON VIDEO OR DVD TODAY!

The Amazing Johnathan performs his live show at The Flamingo Hotel in Las Vegas, It's an unedited showand contains adult language. ,

To Order go to: http://www.amazingj.com Get the Practical Joke Book, the DVD, the Tour Shirt, or get The Magic Set for Adults. Visit Now!


     AMAZING JOHNATHAN's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:DETROIT
Body type:6' 2"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:High school
Occupation:COMEDIAN

   AMAZING JOHNATHAN's Schools
Fraser High School
Fraser,Michigan
Graduated: 1976
Student status: Alumni
 

1974 to 1976

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I go by the stage name Amazing Johnathan because a long time ago when I was just a kid I couldn't come up with anything better. I am a Comedian-Magician and do an act that's extremely funny to most people, extremely irritating to a few people, and extremely profitable to one person...that's me.

I am currently playing full time in Las Vegas and I'm at The Harmon Theater, which is next to Planet Hollywood. I play every nigh except Wed and Thurs and you can buy tickets at harmontheater.com

Who I'd like to meet:
< Thoughts on Life... Here's one way to view life that, to me, seems like the most plausible way... FORGET RELIGION the way it's taught to you by man. Man cannot teach you religion because he doesn't know the truth any more then you do. Someone a long time ago made the stuff up. Some of it is great...some of it is bullshit, just like most books. NONE of it was written by GOD.

Here's the practical way to leading a good life...

Picture life as one giant party and try to have fun at this party because it's probably the only party you will be attending. You don't know who is throwing the party, you just end up there somehow.

So at this party there's a table right in the center of the main room that is beautiful and it's glowing and maybe it's for you or maybe it's not but you want to know what's inside. Everyone at the party does.

The problem is whenever someone tries to open the box their hands go right through it, or it vanishes and comes right back, or the lid just won't come off. You can try everything but it won't open. It drives you mad.

Now here's the difference between living life and not...Instead of making yourself nuts wondering about it's contents you forget it and just go have fun at the party. I mean, nobody knows for certain what the box contains so what's the point of even looking at it? None.

Some people don't enjoy the offerings at the party because they are to busy trying to figure out he boxes contents. Some even lie and go around the party saying he knows what's in the box and who is throwing this party. Some believe him and follow him around everywhere. Some will kill others because they don't believe the same thing about what's in the box.

Much to soon the party is over and you are asked to leave. Guess what? Some people never even noticed the party. They didn't have a blast. They listened to what other people had to say about the party and were told lie and made of stories that they believed about why you shouldn't do this or that because the host doesn't like it, even though they have never met the host.

The Host watched all of this and laughs at the idiots who aren't enjoying themselves. He has put the gift in the main room to lure the people who don't really know how to bash it up away from people who do. They are drags and silly to the Host.

Think about it...would you want to spend the rest of Eternity with these kind of people? The people who spend all their time talking about their "God" and try pushing it in your face and telling you it's their way or no way?

There's no Heaven and there's no Hell. If there is it's right here, right now. On Earth. This is heaven if you make it so. It's also Hell. Just don't be a demon while your here and hurt or ruin anyone's time on this planet. Life is short enough you don't need some asshole running around taking people's lives away or cheating and stealing from them.

The Mark David Chapmans of the world have had their punishment. They didn't get to live a great life. The only thing that's really precious they throw away. The potential to create things, make people laugh, and use their time to learn and do as much as you possibly can while your heart still beats. You want a God and want to give Praise? Make yourself your God. Someone you can see, touch, and hear. There's no invisible man in the sky watching over you, YOU watch over yourself and others and see how it all changes.

Come Join the Party...

Sex Drugs Rock n Roll! If it Feels Good...DO IT! Drive It Like You Stole It!

Amazing Johnathan


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KEN BOE

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Nov 13 2009 8:08 PM

                                            I am an artist..

 

 

 

 

 

.... I am a poet who paints

RICK SIBBETT Pro Drummer

RICK SIBBETT



Nov 11 2009 9:14 PM

AND THEY SAID IT DIDN'T GROW ON TREES!!! *LMAO*
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Nov 11 2009 7:11 PM

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Nov 10 2009 7:16 AM


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Nov 8 2009 4:49 AM

People all over the world are requesting them, Want a 'I'm Just Badd Ass" sticker? (http://bit.ly/47Ng85) Send a Self Addressed Stamped Envelope to:

Crow Garrett
PO Box, 86902
Tucson, AZ 85745.

And ill send one straight to you, Take a picture of ot posted to a Wall, Bar Stool, Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend even Your dog. send me the picture and ill post it on line!

Stay bad ass,
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Nov 7 2009 4:03 PM

Hey AMAZING JOHNATHAN, If you aren't listening to any music right now, maybe grab a cold one and drink with the Knuckleheads on Biker.FM. We finally produced some killer shows with LIVE hosts and a bunch of videos featuring Babes and Bikes and some other twisted stuff. We also added some cameras to the studio. That way when you do come around, we'll drink along with yah. Stop in and party anytime. Total respect, GC Biker.FM

Also, if you've got something you want sold to the Biker community, we can get it sold. Sponsorship programs from 25 bucks a month, which is dang cheap. If you want to, you can send us your email address, and we'll send you a media kit, and then some sales. However we can help a brother or sister out, you know we will. This Biker.FM stuff is all about you.
RICK SIBBETT Pro Drummer

RICK SIBBETT



Nov 6 2009 7:23 PM

IF ALL ELSE FAILS... HANDCUFF EM!!! *lol*
HAVE AN ARRESTING FRIDAY!!!
Pop Haydn

Whit



Nov 5 2009 11:06 PM

New Web Site!



Check out my new website at PopHaydn.com

There you will find The True Story of Pop Haydn, cool graphics, and great videos.

Let me know what you think!
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Keith Hanshaw



Nov 5 2009 10:03 PM

AMAZING JOHNATHAN,
Here's a video from last weeks show. Hope to see you at the Harrisburg Comedy Zone THIS Sunday at 6PM for a new "Don't Break the Streak" show!
J P Michaels

J P Michaels



Nov 1 2009 12:20 AM

Great Halloween Party!!!
Thanks again for a great time!
You're the best!!!
Garrett The GMan

Garrett The GMan



Oct 31 2009 11:39 PM




Hope you Enjoy your All Hallows Weekend! X-) G
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Oct 30 2009 3:25 PM

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Oct 26 2009 11:37 PM

Thanks for adding ATGNAT to your list of friends!!! We appreciate it!!!
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Oct 26 2009 3:09 PM

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Oct 25 2009 8:01 PM


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William Perry



Oct 25 2009 1:20 AM

Thanks for the add!
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Oct 21 2009 8:43 AM

Happy October!
Month of Pumkins, falling leaves, cold breeses, & CANDY!!!
Trick or Treat? :)


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Koppuя Thief

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Oct 20 2009 10:50 PM

AMAZING JOHNATHAN
oops may have sent this twice! regardless,

WELCOME TO THE REVOLUTION!
Thank you for being our Fiend!

Koppur Thief Thanks for the add


SO YEAH AMAZING JOHNATHAN DON'T BE SHY WE HOPE TO HEAR MORE FROM YOU!



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Oct 17 2009 4:36 PM

Whats goin on? Just stoppin in to let you know that if you sign up for our mailing list at decadentrots.com you will receive a FREE copy of our 1st single Relapse. We have also made the entire album available to download for only $5.00 in the online store! We also have just posted a new song by the name of Haunting Memories, give it a listen and let us know what you think. It is a huge, epic sounding tune that we wrote at practice on September 12, 2001, so you can probably guess what its about. Weve also got some new pics up of us with the boys from Down up in Cleveland. So stop by the myspace page or the .com and give the songs a listen, check out the merchandise, sign up for the mailing list, and drop us a line, we love hearing from you! Keep in touch.
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Shane Black

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Oct 16 2009 6:37 PM

It's finally here, after a year in the making I am pleased to announce the release of my first official book, "Conceptions of Mystery".
50 Pages in full color over 14 illusions from literally taking the ink off a playing card and imprint the ink into the spectators actual beer bottle all the way to ripping a leaf into four pieces visually restoring it back to health.
So far the reviews are in and my hard hard work and heart went into this book with practical and mind blowing tricks that I use in my everyday arsenal.
Penetrate a balloon with a signed dollar bill, visually melt a signed quarter through a sealed suger packet, make a signed card instantly jump inside your wallet, visually cut a deck of cards in half to the chosen card using just your shadow, and much more this is a steal for the price for a limited time only.
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