AMAZING JOHNATHAN
THE AMAZING JOHNATHAN

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50 years old
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA
United States



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MusicRock: Nine Inch Nails, Oingo Boingo, Mellow: David Grey, Counting Crows The Crystal Method

MoviesPlanes, Trains, Automobiles, Kill Bill 1 & 2 Anchorman Something About Mary Kingpin

TelevisionJohnathan will accept the award for BEST COMIC MAGICIAN from the World Magic Award on Oct 10th in Los Angeles. It will be televised on a network TV special in October.

BooksReplay by Ken Grimwood

HeroesBUY THE AMAZING JOHNATHAN "LIVE & UNCENSORED" ON VIDEO OR DVD TODAY!

The Amazing Johnathan performs his live show at The Flamingo Hotel in Las Vegas, It's an unedited showand contains adult language. ,

To Order go to: http://www.amazingj.com Get the Practical Joke Book, the DVD, the Tour Shirt, or get The Magic Set for Adults. Visit Now!


     AMAZING JOHNATHAN's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:DETROIT
Body type:6' 2"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:High school
Occupation:COMEDIAN

   AMAZING JOHNATHAN's Schools
Fraser High School
Fraser,Michigan
Graduated: 1976
Student status: Alumni
 

1974 to 1976

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I go by the stage name Amazing Johnathan because a long time ago when I was just a kid I couldn't come up with anything better. I am a Comedian-Magician and do an act that's extremely funny to most people, extremely irritating to a few people, and extremely profitable to one person...that's me.

I am currently playing full time in Las Vegas and I'm at The Harmon Theater, which is next to Planet Hollywood. I play every nigh except Wed and Thurs and you can buy tickets at harmontheater.com

Who I'd like to meet:
< Thoughts on Life... Here's one way to view life that, to me, seems like the most plausible way... FORGET RELIGION the way it's taught to you by man. Man cannot teach you religion because he doesn't know the truth any more then you do. Someone a long time ago made the stuff up. Some of it is great...some of it is bullshit, just like most books. NONE of it was written by GOD.

Here's the practical way to leading a good life...

Picture life as one giant party and try to have fun at this party because it's probably the only party you will be attending. You don't know who is throwing the party, you just end up there somehow.

So at this party there's a table right in the center of the main room that is beautiful and it's glowing and maybe it's for you or maybe it's not but you want to know what's inside. Everyone at the party does.

The problem is whenever someone tries to open the box their hands go right through it, or it vanishes and comes right back, or the lid just won't come off. You can try everything but it won't open. It drives you mad.

Now here's the difference between living life and not...Instead of making yourself nuts wondering about it's contents you forget it and just go have fun at the party. I mean, nobody knows for certain what the box contains so what's the point of even looking at it? None.

Some people don't enjoy the offerings at the party because they are to busy trying to figure out he boxes contents. Some even lie and go around the party saying he knows what's in the box and who is throwing this party. Some believe him and follow him around everywhere. Some will kill others because they don't believe the same thing about what's in the box.

Much to soon the party is over and you are asked to leave. Guess what? Some people never even noticed the party. They didn't have a blast. They listened to what other people had to say about the party and were told lie and made of stories that they believed about why you shouldn't do this or that because the host doesn't like it, even though they have never met the host.

The Host watched all of this and laughs at the idiots who aren't enjoying themselves. He has put the gift in the main room to lure the people who don't really know how to bash it up away from people who do. They are drags and silly to the Host.

Think about it...would you want to spend the rest of Eternity with these kind of people? The people who spend all their time talking about their "God" and try pushing it in your face and telling you it's their way or no way?

There's no Heaven and there's no Hell. If there is it's right here, right now. On Earth. This is heaven if you make it so. It's also Hell. Just don't be a demon while your here and hurt or ruin anyone's time on this planet. Life is short enough you don't need some asshole running around taking people's lives away or cheating and stealing from them.

The Mark David Chapmans of the world have had their punishment. They didn't get to live a great life. The only thing that's really precious they throw away. The potential to create things, make people laugh, and use their time to learn and do as much as you possibly can while your heart still beats. You want a God and want to give Praise? Make yourself your God. Someone you can see, touch, and hear. There's no invisible man in the sky watching over you, YOU watch over yourself and others and see how it all changes.

Come Join the Party...

Sex Drugs Rock n Roll! If it Feels Good...DO IT! Drive It Like You Stole It!

Amazing Johnathan


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Oct 25 2007 1:59 PM

wow i'm so amped! okay...you catch those deals sending around? me, literally i believed it had to be a hoax..., but i did one a short time ago, for a free card good @ Macys for $500, and amazingly it did work i can't believe it. you might want to click here and grab onee too, see what i mean...?

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Oct 23 2007 3:58 PM

Trying out my new Hollowen costume, Im gonna be a slightly used "Ninja Kotex":

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Oct 23 2007 3:20 PM

wow i'm so hyped! ever see those deals people send each other for cash cards? thought it was fake huh? same here, but i tried one last week, a free one for $500 good for Macys, and surprisingly it did work i can't believe it. you should go here and get one too, you see...?

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Oct 23 2007 2:09 AM

wow i'm so hyped i thought, what the hell let me share the news!! i took a shot with some free $500 credit card to Macys thing, the one people send a lot, and surprisingly it did work i couldn't believe it. you should go here and get one too, see...?

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Oct 21 2007 3:40 AM

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Oct 20 2007 4:31 AM

guess what i just got?! you wouldnt believe it if i told you lol, but you know all those stupid ass ads people are sending to each other about $500 Macys cards? i got a chance to do one and ya its legit. makes sense now why its so popular lmao. i think i got mine from this site right here, im not positive though so click to go check it out. if its right make sure you grab one so we can shop till we drop

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