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Amber Tozer
"BOOM! "

Female
30 years old
Planet,
Zimbabwe



Last Login: 5/13/2008
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   Amber Tozer's Comedian Bio

    Amber Tozer's Interests
GeneralChecking my email, turkey burgers, the weather, nissan altimas, twins, triplets, etc, gambling, keeping my pubes in check, cute hats, mattresses, ripped quads, hiking, road trips, plane trips, brain trips, dancing, performing, writing, and blah yip yap doo wap shoo dubee smoke.
MusicUm... yes.
MoviesThe Lost Weekend, Leaving Las Vegas, Days of Wine and Roses, Arthur, When a Man Loves a Woman.
TelevisionIntervention, Paranormal State, 60 Minutes, The First 48, anything on MTV minus the music videos, Wife Swap, Medical Incredible,Sopranos, Entourage, The Universe, etc.
BooksSmashed, White Teeth, In Her Shoes, Man Searching For Meaning, Running With Scissors, Dry, The Secret History, Good In Bed, On Writing, How to Quit Smoking- The Easy Way, Anything from Tony Robbins, Some of Dean Kuntz stuff, Blubber - oh - and I did like James Frey's books, but now that Oprah hates him for lying I'm not sure if I should put "A Million Little Pieces and My Friend Leonard" on this list.
HeroesMy mom. My Grandma Babe. My "higher self". Oh, and this one dude who works at the UPS store in Brooklyn- he has a great outlook on life and is always kind.
Groups: Girls with large breasts who love short guys with glasses who are NY comedian Joe DeVitoCamp Jackson Heroes

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     Amber Tozer's Details
Status:Swinger
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Pueblo, CO
Body type:0' 0" / Body builder
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:College graduate


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Clips: 1 Total Plays: 32549 Plays Today: 1
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   Upcoming Gigs
May 13 2008 8:00P
Akbar Los Angeles CA
May 14 2008 7:00P
Read Books w/Maria Bamford Eagle Rock CA
May 16 2008 9:00P
TRICLOPS @ Silverlake Lounge Silverlake CA
May 18 2008 7:30P
IO West Los Angeles CA
May 18 2008 8:00P
The Comedy Store - Belly Room Los Angeles CA
May 20 2008 8:00P
Comedy Works Denver CO
May 20 2008 10:00P
The Squire Denver CO
May 23 2008 8:00P
Do Drop Inn - My Mom’s Restaurant! I’ll do a Half Hour! Pueblo CO
May 29 2008 8:00P
Comedy Works w/Doug to the Benson Denver CO
Jun 10 2008 8:00P
Big Fish w/D+D Glendale CA
Jun 13 2008 8:00P
People You’ll Like Show on a Rooftop! Los Angeles CA
Jun 13 2008 8:00P
People You’ll Like Show on a Rooftop! Los Angeles CA

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   Amber Tozer's Blurbs
About me:
I was born one day. I'm still alive. And, to be honest with you - I just want to have a good time. GOOD TIMES AT THE FIREPLACE: EPISODE ONE "CHUCK" www.youtube.com/AmberandKarey
Who I'd like to meet:
Someone who is interested in investing in a frozen pizza chain. Check out this short film. I've already met everyone in it. My best friend Karey made it. I met her a long time ago.

   Amber Tozer's Friend Space (Top 16)
Amber Tozer has 1011 friends.
 Autumn 


 Chelle~Belle 


 Karey Dornetto 


 Erin 


 Joey 


 Andy Pitz 


 Lesley 


 LIZZY 


 Michelle Miracle 


 Stu aka Fat Steve from America 


 Tom Lynch Company 


 Martha 


 Whip It Out Comedy.com 


 doug benson 


 Leite Preto! 


 Tony Sam 





Amber Tozer's Friends Comments
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elbow macaroni





May 13 2008 10:09 AM

View it, code it, jam, unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it!


(hug)
LIZZY





May 13 2008 12:20 AM

Shove it, love it, and glove it!
Andy Pitz





May 12 2008 9:18 PM

"This next song is called "Subtraction"... Take it away!"
kjell


Is Online


May 10 2008 12:22 PM

clever girl.
Jill Kushner





May 10 2008 2:28 AM

best comment ever. officially. it's been evaluated, logged and decided. please prepare your acceptance speech...xx
Richard





May 9 2008 1:33 PM

FIREWORKS


fireworks


Fireworks

fireworks






nuke
Andy Pitz





May 9 2008 8:33 AM

I'll call you on your birthday. If you were in NY we could incorporate parties. Michelle is having a party for me and inviting all her friends too because that's the way she is. Too funny.
Tina Marie





May 8 2008 5:23 PM

I'm a dumb ass.
All I had to do was look on your page for your next show =)
Autumn





May 8 2008 12:14 PM

Quit puttin caps in my ass!! I was looking at your upcoming gigs and the dates that you are performing in denver work out perfect because im off on that day so i will take you!! Maybe we will steal Rochelles fancy car!

Love ya
Autumn
Autumn





May 8 2008 12:06 PM

Hey sis i haven't talked to you in a long time! I miss you!! Can't wait til you come home.

Love you lots,
Autumn
LIZZY





May 7 2008 8:34 AM

Just trying to get the attention I never received as a baby rock. Take me to Runyon to meet my ancestors.
themillionstars





May 6 2008 7:21 AM

i am happy. you have made me happy.
x
Andy Pitz





May 6 2008 2:43 AM

Humberto Z. Er: How could I not approve a comment like that? I would like my stuff to stay intact. And why is the guy's stuff called "junk?" So unflattering. Michelle says she may have penis envy, but not the ball part.
Michelle Miracle





May 5 2008 9:37 PM

I got a video from work called "Natural Bush 8.
" Will you please autograph it for me?
LIZZY





May 5 2008 10:01 AM

Will you take me into nature this week?
The Have-Nots





May 4 2008 8:29 PM

We're taking this oil tanker into Prince William sound. Thanks for coming along for the ride.
Danny Cohen





May 4 2008 8:49 AM

I wanna bite that pups ear
Richard





May 2 2008 10:18 AM

You strangle dogs, but we love you anyway. Tragically, this means that your friends and fans are psychotic.
Michelle Buteau





Apr 28 2008 9:10 AM

damn bitch! i miss you!! where you? having an angelina moment or some shit? ha. shut up.
love, me
Danny Cohen





Apr 27 2008 12:33 AM

I'm sorry, we only except cash
LIZZY





Apr 26 2008 10:54 PM

In retrospect, I'm really glad you got my Rizzo the Rat reference. I don't know if he has elbows, but I can definitely see him relaxing at a table.
Jesse Case





Apr 25 2008 1:47 PM

oh yeaaahhh, I remember now. thanks for the ziploc. I was gonna use that for a paperweight.
Jesse Case





Apr 25 2008 9:29 AM

Thanks for the soup when I was sick.

...have we met?
Chelle~Belle





Apr 23 2008 3:32 PM

Love Ya!
More Comments and Myspace Layouts at pYzam. com

Michelle Miracle





Apr 22 2008 8:34 PM

Hey asshole! Your zipper is down. Don't let your baby maker out.
Becky Pedigo





Apr 20 2008 11:46 AM

Hey.
Martha





Apr 19 2008 11:01 AM

Beggin' your pardon ma'am but YOU are actually the best. Sorry to be argumentative.

heart,

Martha
Gravy





Apr 19 2008 8:21 AM

There's a planet Zimbabwe?
Richard





Apr 18 2008 5:00 PM

I'm getting the fireworks ready for when you break 1000. Then you'll have enough votes to be homecoming queen.
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Faith Choyce





Apr 18 2008 12:11 PM

Good seein' ya the other night for about 12 seconds. Hope you're well funny chick.
Chelle~Belle





Apr 17 2008 11:32 AM

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Low Class Blond





Apr 13 2008 9:21 PM

Hey Amber,
Long Time no See...
xoxo
Bernie
Michelle Miracle





Apr 9 2008 9:25 PM

I miss you. And I heart you. And I bought a new bra. Apparently the price of making gigantic 34 year-old boobs look like they are 22 is $72.00.
Dean Edwards @ The Stress Factory this Wknd





Apr 8 2008 8:38 PM