We started as a solo act, but real bands sound better, so we became one. All we try to do is have fun; if that means talking shit about other people so be it; if that means getting too drunk to play sometimes, so be it; if that means dancing like pagans, so be it. If you don't have drum sticks for us to use, we'll take you large spoons instead. We entertain ourselves, but that seems to entertain others, unless they all lie to us. Joe just started playing bass for this band, tyler just started playing drums for this band, and Jeff has been trying to play guitar six years for this band. We'll play pretty much any show if we can swear and talk shit about god. Money is nice, but not needed, we'll play for free, but preferably for beer. If you don't like these songs, get your ears checked. If they turn out to be fine, see a psychiatrist, become heavily medicated, buy a pint of jack, drink it, then come back and listen to them. If that doesn't work, kill yourself.
Hey, I wanted to give you a quick update regarding the battle. After the first week we were in first place but now, after the third week, we have slipped to fourth. We need you now, more than ever as the battle progresses. Here is where you need to go to vote, You can vote ONCE an HOUR:
Sorry 'bout the hair. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Let me know if yer razor is alright and all that. I'll come clean some room in yer house to make up for it....
HA! I was totally on the wrong page! I'm pretty sure that shit can get me kicked out of the A's. Okay, WE'RE coming over tomorrow and using your shit....FUCK! How do I go about erasing that one? I'm fucking stupid.
Hey. We're coming over tomorrow, and we're going to use all your stuff. Then you should let us come over next Sat. for whatever that show is you're having, and we'll use all your stuff.
awesome set last night guys, that place was packed! haha. we'll have to play again soon. i see you're playing in mankato next saturday. I'm pretty sure the national brew fest is friday and saturday there. 20 some bucks and over 100 different kinds of beer. thought you'd be interested. haha
TYLER eavesdropped on me in a 7-11 masturbating on some potato salad, and he reintroduced himself to me.. tyler, it was nice remeeting you, but when i have potato salad, stay away, it gets messy with my penis... hope to see you all again soon!! so like, HOT FUZZ didn't make enough money?? you had to start a band???
it was fucking great meeting you assholes at the mutiny doing shots with the guy from sean of the dead.. next time you are in chicago, i will get you drunk, put a ball gag in your mouth, and spin you like a pig!
hey asshatz.... I'm going to be in mpls for one night and one night only on the 4th of june... play a show with all my favorite bands... haha... you guys better be ready to get fucked that night.
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