You know, they told me you'd bought MySpace...Like that is gonna keep Facebook from totally sucking out loud. Hint: it won't.All you've managed to do is suckify MySpace, which was probably your plan from the onset.Well Zuck, I suppose I should be flattered,for your 'rejection' of my album cover photo fromthe American Lesley Jane album "GIRLS ON FIRE".You didn't allow this image to be uploaded why? Because of nudity? Because I had bare breasts?Well thank you for the compliment, they must be REALLY NICE.You do know I'm physically a male, right?Okay, Babe. Just checkin'.*she laughs*~L
Hi. This is my response to that asshole Rick Santorum.
[Rick Santorum's warning to Republicans: Embracing gay marriage is 'suicidal']
Okay. Let me tell you guys what is suicidal; listening to Rick Santorum.
He should be shunned like the pariah his own children already know he is.
His own kids are ashamed of him. You can't see that? It's stark.
This is not 'trendy'. This is not a 'trendy issue'.
This is a matter of human rights.
And the thing about human rights issues, is you are always besieged
by counter attack, whether you're here and the asshole
is a Rick Santorum or you're elsewhere and the asshole
is some dickhead religious 'cleric' (which means asshole)
saying some young woman should have rocks thrown at her
till she is dead, because she posted nude photos of herself
on Facebook. Man, Facebook didn't kick HER off.
And I only tried to publicize my music sites, what gives Zuck?
Let me put this real simple.
I helped make this happen, because it is the right thing to do.
The Right Thing To Do.
Also, I Am, The Next Republican President Of The United States.
The look on your right wing faces, when you all 'get it'
that the person who has dogged your dumbfuck agenda more
than anyone in recent years, is actually the sunuvabitch
who's gonna ultimately save your political asses, is priceless.
Your scourge is your deliverance.
And Rick Santorum, belongs to an evaporating club called 'yesterday'.
You wanna listen to ME. I'm telling you.
Human Rights, Are Moving Forward, On My Watch. Got Jane?
Dear Republican Party,I know the question that's been on your mind for some time now."How long will we totally suck?"As long as you let the worse among you define the and limit the best among you, a long time.Until I, American Lesley Jane, totally take over your party,on account of I'm A Leader and you're all weak-willed followers.It will take me, kicking all your asses probably. But if that's what I gotta do, that's what I gotta do.See, on principle, there of course should be a Republican Party,it's just, it shouldn't be absolutely asinine and self-defeating. Nor should it obstruct freedomand the pursuit of happiness from any group of people. Nor should it seek to control thereproductive rights of the American Woman. Simple things, but y'all keep fuckin' up on that shit.OH you do. You really do. It is notable.See, today's version of it? What you guys have made of the GOP? Disgraceful.You're all a bunch of sorry tricksters. Guys like Karl Rove, trying to come up with onetrick after another. Karl Rove is Evil, by the way, I don't know how many of you know that.Oh, TOTALLY. Serious Evil. Worse than I know even. And I know he's a baddie.That guy'd shoot his own mother, I swear to you all, I kid you not, he so much as told me so.YES, Karl Rove admitted that to me, American Lesley Jane.Well, we used to have the same boss. My Cousin George Walker Bush.Yes Karl, I know you're not his Cousin. I am.Anyway, to hell with Karl Rove, Karl, what about you step in a pay per view ring with me, Karl?I'd like to make short work of you.Hello Republican Party.You may not know me yet, but I, American Lesley Jane, am your deliverance.The Sooner You Recognize That Simple Truth, The Sooner The Better Off You'll All Be.The Next Republican President Is LESLEY JANE.You heard it here first, Kids.I, Am, Lesley Jane.