Goon

Status and Mood

Goon WOrk. Logan tomorrow.
Mood: animated
at 10:38 PM Jul 16
Goon sick sick sick
Mood: animated
at 2:35 PM Jul 16
Goon GWAR!!! Fucking stoked about the new GWAR album next month. If Gwar's not in your life, why bother living! SUBMIT!!! SUBMIT TO GWAR!!! @work
Mood: animated
at 2:18 AM Jul 15
Goon Sacking out for a bit, then headed to work. Logan all this coming weekend.
Mood: animated
at 10:58 PM Jul 14
Goon Fucking around on my Bass then headed to class.
Mood: animated
at 11:13 AM Jul 14

Music Player

Interests

General
Flesh sculpture.Roller Derby. Photography. Taxidermy.Theatre.Music. Writing. Sutures. Film. Rape. Guns. Weight Lifting. Body Modification.Sang-Sex. Painting.Slave training. Home Brewing.Hallucinations.LustMorde. Zombies. Leather.Survival Courses.Edged Weapons. Loud offensive music. Cellos. Masterbation. Bondage. Urban Spelunking. Pissing on dorm room floors. Pathology. Forensics. Debate. Blueberries.Cats.Stormy nights. Adult Swim. Public Displays of Nudity.Pot.REVENGE. Poisons.Walnut icecream. Breaking Cellphones. Trainee Abuse.Making the bitch pay. Spikes.Salad Fingers. Strong Bad. Jesus Saves. Jazz clubs. Road trips. Tombstone rubbings.Vomit. Fire.Monsters.Abortions.Latex.Welding.Bullets.Pain medication. Camping.Swapping.Rail road bridges.Pain. Sewers. Lurking.RapeRock. Dave Brockie well pretty much anything GWAR or Slave pit related. Performance art. BLowguns. Rain.The smell of blood.Chicken sandwich. Garlic. Beer. This is also a joke. Less subtle, more ironic.
Music
GWAR!!!!!!!!!!G.G. Allin-The Plasmatics-The Misfits-Lucero-The Clash-The Sex Pistols-The Autumn Offering-Kings of Leon-Sisters of Mercy-Richard Hell-Terror-The Voidoids-The Pixies-X-Built to spill-Mayham-Atreyu-Sneaker Pimps-Danzig-The Highwaymen-The MurderJunkies-AnalCunt-Willie Nelson-The Stooges-XTC-Mindless Self Indulgence-Shadows Fall-Hungry Lucy-Dresden Dolls-LeftOverCrack-CHoking VIctim-The Anti Nowhere League-Rasputina-MUSHROOMHEAD-KEPONE-Sting-ELysian Fields-MIKE MOTHERFUCKING PATTON-From Autumn to ashes-PigFace-My Life with the thrill kill cult-Unknown Hinson-The Subway Sessions-NightWish-Lars Fredrickson and the Bastards-ZATS-Avenged Sevenfold-Arch Enemy-Modest Mouse-Rancid-Mojo Nixon-Foetus-Lydia Lunch-Elvis Costello-The Other Elvis-Aerosmith-Skinny Puppy-KMFDM-OHGR-APC-Tool-Nirvana-Lacuna COil-Jack of Jill-216-THe Alter Boys-RUNT-Meshugga-Snot-WEEN-Wesley WIllis-Alice Cooper-Collide-Cradle of Filth-MC Chris-Byzantine-Brody Dalle in a thong-Sentenced-Bikini Kill-Scarling-HASTE- HateBreed-Dying fetus-All that remains-Atom and his package-THe Pixies-The Dwarfs-THE MENTORS-Damage Plan-Nelly Mckay-Pantera-DOWN-Alice inchains-Horrorpops-311-BloodHoundGang-COC-Lords of Acid-A Brokeheart Pro-Mary Prankster-MANSON-GWAR-Mr Bungle-Faith no more-Melt Bannana-Fantomas-Tomahawk-The Kids of WHidney High-Sarah Fimm-Oingo Boingo-The Raincoats-Me first and the gimmie gimmies-The Chubbies-Switchblade Symphony-The Nekromantix-Lazy American WOrkers-Gwar-SoulSPill-The Spooky Kids-Razed in black-Leather Strap-MAN O WAR- TORG-RAWG-The X cops-DBX-Biz Markie-Spike Jones-George CLinton-Gnarls Barkley-Norah Jones-Coletrain-Garbage-State of conviction-Cat Stephens- Boz Scaggs-Frank Zappa-Tom Craft-INTEGRITY-lamb of god-Static X-Lydia-Hoosker Doo-Dinosaur Jr-Deus-Leslie and the lys-Beefaroni Cooking in a tin can-Dizzy GIllespie- The Pogues-Willie Nelson-Hank Williams Jr and Sr-STP-The mission uk-BITE GOD-EYE HATE GOD-some other shit, O and GWAR. Almost forgot the GWAR.
Movies
I'm a videophile. The shit that gets me going ranges from John Waters to Walt Disney. I got a serious hard-on for hardcore obscure horror flicks and I love the old Hammer films. I care more about premis than budget and Imagery is a huge factor in what I think of a movie. You can spend 20 million dollars to make a bad film or 20 grand and rock my motherfucking world. Build up and hype piss me off. You can gold plate a turd but if you scratch hard enough your going to have shit under your nail. Vision is everything. Cinema LIVES!
Television
Cops is pretty cool, I like to see people get the tazer. Adult swim rocks my fucking world. The Lexx and Red Dwarf, really shit that wasn't made in mainstream usa. And overlooking Cops, I FUCKING HATE REALITY GODDAMN TV. When I watch tv I want to be entertained, not reminded how shitty my life is compared to someone else or vice versa, if I want news or entertainment I expect to be able to turn on the tv, if I want to deal with reality I'll fucking go outside. Goddamn assholes. Every one of you. Tiny little people with tiny little minds running around in a fucking wheel, sheep in 3 piece suits all of you. For the most part I'd like to rape a hole in your throat while some burnt black bitches fight over Flava Flave on EmptyV, that shit is funny. Anna Nichole Smith is dead, that was a funny bitch. Now shes a funny dead bitch. That is sexy.
Books
Book em Danno. I hate people that read those goddamn elf/sword/dragon shitstorms that those snobby fucking brits keep hacking out. Reading a fucking softcore elfporn you bought at the fucking slurp and burp doesnt count as any kind of studying.Hobbits suck, elves suck I really hate talking cats and dragons are just gay. Go read some Lumley or Mr Chuck, something that at least hints of bursting bowels and death. Don't fucking talk to me if you have a Boner for fucking Anne Rice or that dipshit she's married to, Stan. Stan and Anne Rice, yeah they suck, fuck them.
Heroes
Oderus Urungus, GG Allin, Merle Allin, GWAR, Hank 1-3, Jessco, Lobo,Black Francis, Zara Guy,Henry Rollins, Glen Danzig, Hez the fallen unblinking lord of all things cheesy. MySelf, Sam Howard, Mr Clean.

Details

Status: Swinger
Here for: Friends
Hometown: Dead End.
Orientation: Straight
Body type: 0' 11" / Athletic
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Religion: Christian - other
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
Children: Someday
Education: Some college
Occupation: WarGhoul
Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

Logan High School
- Logan,West Virginia
- Graduated: 1951
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Professional
1950 to 2009

Companies

In the company of none
- Generosity!, XX US
- Murder Junkie
Kwanza!

Latest Blog Entries

Feb 9, 2009 9:58 AM In Brief.
Nov 6, 2008 2:35 PM Strange times.
Nov 3, 2008 10:01 PM So I woke up this morning and decided to be an RN.
Aug 29, 2008 3:59 AM Sulpher Springs. Or why I can go there and you can't.
Jun 17, 2008 7:39 PM My "Give a damn." gave out.

Blurbs

About me:

.. I'm a man, not remarkable in this way as there are many of us. I however, strive constantly to be more than I am. I aspire to greatness, nothing so mediocre as wealth or fame, but to better myself in less tangible ways. I'm a nurse, not the end result of my life ambition admittedly, however for the time I consider it as noble a calling as I could achieve in as short an order as I've managed. I care for the sick, the lame, the infirm and the geriatric ravaged with age. It keeps me humble, it keeps me honest, it keeps me on the edge. I've been a stock boy, clerk, telemarketer, delivery driver, short order cook, fry cook, dish washer,Prep Cook, cashier, Slaughter House Attendant, Bouncer, Talent Scout, Soldier, ARMY Medic, EMT, Fireman,Security Guard, Nurse and a whole slew of other odds and ends, to fill my pocket or to pass the time. I've crawled through filth and come out clean, I've sworn myself ready to do violence yet armed myself with a red cross. I've gone thousands of miles only to find myself in the town of my childhood. I am many things to many people, not all of them good, but for each curse heaped upon me I am given a blessing.The beauty in life is in the journey. Wanderlust take me, forever. Amen.

Who I'd like to meet:

I'd prefer to "MEAT" someone. Dave Brockie. Merle Allin. Any of the Hanks. Rev Jenn. People that don't suck. Anybody who knows what the fuck is going on. I mean, I sure as hell have no idea. I wouldnt like to meet your band, you guys suck. I was at that party, yeah that's just what we need a 42 minute version of Free Bird with a fucking Xylephone (sp?) Solo and a clog dancer. I take it back, that clog dancing chick had big ole calf muscles and meaty thighs, she can stay. The rest of you asshats can hit the bricks. I'd like to meet someone that understands that this is all a joke.

Friend Space (Top 40)

Comments

BAVIS =]Brittany Avis Online Now!

Jul 19 2009 3:20 AM

Amazing. Make sure to play with the darling little thing in the carpet.
BAVIS =]Brittany Avis Online Now!

Jul 18 2009 8:28 PM

My name is Sharon Tate.
Please mutilate my fetus.
ßarßara RNBarbara Melton

Jul 18 2009 8:03 AM

One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin' to bring you the Banana Split show
Makin' up a mess of fun, makin' up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone...

Mwahhhh.....
Nicole ♥

Jul 4 2009 4:24 PM

aw i miss ya too! How's things going around your way?
Pansy

Jun 25 2009 7:11 PM

Bo I'm so excited! I took my last final today...
.:*Emily Elizabeth*:.Emily Burcham

Jun 23 2009 11:19 PM

Love you too poopdick!
RaeRaelina Hill Online Now!

Jun 15 2009 6:36 AM

Cuntscicle flavored lollipops and cherry scented dildo's make me go insane slambob maniac van truvk yard pool in bypass gravy kill bill vol 1 and 2 suck hate urine on my pants grown to love feces on my johnson morbid form horne. TELL JESUS ABOUT THE FARM!
~HeAtHeR~Heather Goodman

Jun 11 2009 12:01 AM

thats a good one:)lol:p
* ♥ Brittany ~** ♥ Brittany Counts

Jun 6 2009 6:02 AM

Hi baby! I just wanted to say I love you out loud!
kaylaaa dental-floss

Jun 4 2009 12:38 AM

am not!
Tat2 Jay

Jun 2 2009 12:34 PM

gravy spoon ranch ghost
Amy Marsingill LefevreAmy Marsingill-Lefevre

May 28 2009 5:48 AM

Hey! Thanks for the friend request!!! Had to look through pics, before I accepted, to see who GOON was, lol!!! Well, getting ready to start a new stretch at work. Guess I'll see you there! You have some pretty interesting pics on here, loved looking at them. TTYL
ella guru

May 28 2009 1:40 AM

you, sir, are by far one of the coolest ppl in the world.i miss u,i love u ,and i hope alls well w/you and your lady.
The Boy Wonder aka the …That Dude

May 26 2009 3:50 PM

What's been going house mouse ?
Billie Jo

May 14 2009 9:25 PM
~ * FuK_It_Ol * ~SToopid ..stoopid GIrl

May 12 2009 4:40 AM

JUNE 24th IWA PRESENTS ODERUS
I'll carve a smile on y…

May 8 2009 9:56 PM

Ran into Tami today. I hooked up cable at her friends and she was there watching the house. She said congrats on the shop.
~TRUELY BLESSED~Carrie Kennedy

May 5 2009 3:40 PM

what coalfields i might some to it... for real... what is going on down there ?
HEZICHIAH THE BILLDOZER

Apr 21 2009 7:59 PM

yo yo... gwar's definitely gonna happen, keep in mind antiseen's comin in june, and ya just missed the meatmen.

i dunno how to send links but that website is beastsofrevelation.com

talk atcha soon brudda.
kaylaaa dental-floss

Apr 15 2009 11:02 PM

be rad to work with you.
Steven DingessSteve Dingess

Apr 14 2009 11:52 PM

WHERE THE FUCK IS YOU?!?
Firewater

Apr 15 2009 7:20 AM

FIREWATER SPRING EU TOUR

Apr 23 : Reitschule - Bern, SWITZERLAND
Apr 24 : Bauhof - Pettenbach, AUSTRIA
Apr 25 : PEN Festival - Pecs, HUNGARY
Apr 26 : Bloom - Mezzago, Milano, ITALY
Apr 27 : Circolo Artisti - Roma, ITALY
Apr 28 : Tagomago - Massa Carrarra, ITALY
Apr 29 : Arcikroen - Villafranca di Verona, ITALY
Apr 30 : Vidia Club - Cesena, ITALY
May 01: Hoebar - Obertsdorf, GERMANY
May 02 : Bergenfest - Bergen, NORWAY
May 05 : Bevrijdingsfestival - Den Haag, NETHERLANDS
May 06 : Kesselhaus - Berlin, GERMANY
May 07 : DESI - Nurnburg, GERMANY
May 08 : Gaia Festival - Thessaloniki, GREECE
May 09 : Gaia Festival - Athens, GREECE
~ * FuK_It_Ol * ~SToopid ..stoopid GIrl

Apr 12 2009 6:34 AM
* ♥ Brittany ~** ♥ Brittany Counts

Apr 10 2009 2:59 AM

baby i miss you!
JONESchris jones

Apr 8 2009 12:49 PM

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