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Goon

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Working 7 to 11. Whoop de doo.Mood: catalyzed catalyzedPosted 22 hours ago view more

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  • Goon

  • 98 / Male
  • West Virginia, US
  • Last Login: 11/12/2009

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Status and Mood

  • Goon Working 7 to 11. Whoop de doo.
    Mood: catalyzed catalyzed
    Posted 22 hours ago
  • Goon I'm a motherfucking anteater. "Jumped on the bandwagon."
    Mood: catalyzed catalyzed
    Posted at 9:42 PM Nov 10
  • Goon Headed to work, leaving my Lady tucked in bed with a Freyja. 4 more months until we get the fuck outta here! I'm a motherfucking Anteater!!!
    Mood: catalyzed catalyzed
    Posted at 3:37 AM Nov 6
  • Goon Taking a fucking nap.
    Mood: enlightened enlightened
    Posted at 5:26 PM Nov 4
  • Goon Every Nightmare I have is Annie Lennox and salt shakers full of Cocaine.
    Mood: enlightened enlightened
    Posted at 9:36 AM Nov 2

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Interests

  • General

    Flesh sculpture.Roller Derby. Photography. Taxidermy.Theatre.Music. Writing. Sutures. Film. Rape. Guns. Weight Lifting. Body Modification.Sang-Sex. Painting.Slave training. Home Brewing.Hallucinations.LustMorde. Zombies. Leather.Survival Courses.Edged Weapons. Loud offensive music. Cellos. Masterbation. Bondage. Urban Spelunking. Pissing on dorm room floors. Pathology. Forensics. Debate. Blueberries.Cats.Stormy nights. Adult Swim. Public Displays of Nudity.Pot.REVENGE. Poisons.Walnut icecream. Breaking Cellphones. Trainee Abuse.Making the bitch pay. Spikes.Salad Fingers. Strong Bad. Jesus Saves. Jazz clubs. Road trips. Tombstone rubbings.Vomit. Fire.Monsters.Abortions.Latex.Welding.Bullets.Pain medication. Camping.Swapping.Rail road bridges.Pain. Sewers. Lurking.RapeRock. Dave Brockie well pretty much anything GWAR or Slave pit related. Performance art. BLowguns. Rain.The smell of blood.Chicken sandwich. Garlic. Beer. This is also a joke. Less subtle, more ironic.

  • Music

    GWAR!!!!!!!!!!G.G. Allin-The Plasmatics-The Misfits-Lucero-The Clash-The Sex Pistols-The Autumn Offering-Kings of Leon-Sisters of Mercy-Richard Hell-Terror-The Voidoids-The Pixies-X-Built to spill-Mayham-Atreyu-Sneaker Pimps-Danzig-The Highwaymen-The MurderJunkies-AnalCunt-Willie Nelson-The Stooges-XTC-Mindless Self Indulgence-Shadows Fall-Hungry Lucy-Dresden Dolls-LeftOverCrack-CHoking VIctim-The Anti Nowhere League-Rasputina-MUSHROOMHEAD-KEPONE-Sting-ELysian Fields-MIKE MOTHERFUCKING PATTON-From Autumn to ashes-PigFace-My Life with the thrill kill cult-Unknown Hinson-The Subway Sessions-NightWish-Lars Fredrickson and the Bastards-ZATS-Avenged Sevenfold-Arch Enemy-Modest Mouse-Rancid-Mojo Nixon-Foetus-Lydia Lunch-Elvis Costello-The Other Elvis-Aerosmith-Skinny Puppy-KMFDM-OHGR-APC-Tool-Nirvana-Lacuna COil-Jack of Jill-216-THe Alter Boys-RUNT-Meshugga-Snot-WEEN-Wesley WIllis-Alice Cooper-Collide-Cradle of Filth-MC Chris-Byzantine-Brody Dalle in a thong-Sentenced-Bikini Kill-Scarling-HASTE- HateBreed-Dying fetus-All that remains-Atom and his package-THe Pixies-The Dwarfs-THE MENTORS-Damage Plan-Nelly Mckay-Pantera-DOWN-Alice inchains-Horrorpops-311-BloodHoundGang-COC-Lords of Acid-A Brokeheart Pro-Mary Prankster-MANSON-GWAR-Mr Bungle-Faith no more-Melt Bannana-Fantomas-Tomahawk-The Kids of WHidney High-Sarah Fimm-Oingo Boingo-The Raincoats-Me first and the gimmie gimmies-The Chubbies-Switchblade Symphony-The Nekromantix-Lazy American WOrkers-Gwar-SoulSPill-The Spooky Kids-Razed in black-Leather Strap-MAN O WAR- TORG-RAWG-The X cops-DBX-Biz Markie-Spike Jones-George CLinton-Gnarls Barkley-Norah Jones-Coletrain-Garbage-State of conviction-Cat Stephens- Boz Scaggs-Frank Zappa-Tom Craft-INTEGRITY-lamb of god-Static X-Lydia-Hoosker Doo-Dinosaur Jr-Deus-Leslie and the lys-Beefaroni Cooking in a tin can-Dizzy GIllespie- The Pogues-Willie Nelson-Hank Williams Jr and Sr-STP-The mission uk-BITE GOD-EYE HATE GOD-some other shit, O and GWAR. Almost forgot the GWAR.

  • Movies

    I'm a videophile. The shit that gets me going ranges from John Waters to Walt Disney. I got a serious hard-on for hardcore obscure horror flicks and I love the old Hammer films. I care more about premis than budget and Imagery is a huge factor in what I think of a movie. You can spend 20 million dollars to make a bad film or 20 grand and rock my motherfucking world. Build up and hype piss me off. You can gold plate a turd but if you scratch hard enough your going to have shit under your nail. Vision is everything. Cinema LIVES!

  • Television

    Cops is pretty cool, I like to see people get the tazer. Adult swim rocks my fucking world. The Lexx and Red Dwarf, really shit that wasn't made in mainstream usa. And overlooking Cops, I FUCKING HATE REALITY GODDAMN TV. When I watch tv I want to be entertained, not reminded how shitty my life is compared to someone else or vice versa, if I want news or entertainment I expect to be able to turn on the tv, if I want to deal with reality I'll fucking go outside. Goddamn assholes. Every one of you. Tiny little people with tiny little minds running around in a fucking wheel, sheep in 3 piece suits all of you. For the most part I'd like to rape a hole in your throat while some burnt black bitches fight over Flava Flave on EmptyV, that shit is funny. Anna Nichole Smith is dead, that was a funny bitch. Now shes a funny dead bitch. That is sexy.

  • Books

    Book em Danno. I hate people that read those goddamn elf/sword/dragon shitstorms that those snobby fucking brits keep hacking out. Reading a fucking softcore elfporn you bought at the fucking slurp and burp doesnt count as any kind of studying.Hobbits suck, elves suck I really hate talking cats and dragons are just gay. Go read some Lumley or Mr Chuck, something that at least hints of bursting bowels and death. Don't fucking talk to me if you have a Boner for fucking Anne Rice or that dipshit she's married to, Stan. Stan and Anne Rice, yeah they suck, fuck them.

  • Heroes

    Oderus Urungus, GG Allin, Merle Allin, GWAR, Hank 1-3, Jessco, Lobo,Black Francis, Zara Guy,Henry Rollins, Glen Danzig, Hez the fallen unblinking lord of all things cheesy. MySelf, Sam Howard, Mr Clean.

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Dead End.
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 0' 11" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: WarGhoul
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

  • Logan High School

    • Logan,West Virginia
    • Graduated: 1951
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Professional
    1950 to 2009

Companies

  • In the company of none

    • Generosity!, XX US
    • Murder Junkie
    Kwanza!

Blurbs

About me:

..   I'm a man, not remarkable in this way as there are many of us. I however, strive constantly to be more than I am. I aspire to greatness, nothing so mediocre as wealth or fame, but to better myself in less tangible ways. I'm a nurse, not the end result of my life ambition admittedly, however for the time I consider it as noble a calling as I could achieve in as short an order as I've managed. I care for the sick, the lame, the infirm and the geriatric ravaged with age. It keeps me humble, it keeps me honest, it keeps me on the edge. I've been a stock boy, clerk, telemarketer, delivery driver, short order cook, fry cook, dish washer,Prep Cook, cashier, Slaughter House Attendant, Bouncer, Talent Scout, Soldier, ARMY Medic, EMT, Fireman,Security Guard, Nurse and a whole slew of other odds and ends, to fill my pocket or to pass the time. I've crawled through filth and come out clean, I've sworn myself ready to do violence yet armed myself with a red cross. I've gone thousands of miles only to find myself in the town of my childhood. I am many things to many people, not all of them good, but for each curse heaped upon me I am given a blessing.The beauty in life is in the journey. Wanderlust take me, forever. Amen.

Who I'd like to meet:

I'd prefer to "MEAT" someone. Dave Brockie. Merle Allin. Any of the Hanks. Rev Jenn. People that don't suck. Anybody who knows what the fuck is going on. I mean, I sure as hell have no idea. I wouldnt like to meet your band, you guys suck. I was at that party, yeah that's just what we need a 42 minute version of Free Bird with a fucking Xylephone (sp?) Solo and a clog dancer. I take it back, that clog dancing chick had big ole calf muscles and meaty thighs, she can stay. The rest of you asshats can hit the bricks. I'd like to meet someone that understands that this is all a joke.

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