Mike Duffy (Mopar)
Adam Norden (Edelbrock)
Scott Shellhamer (Huffy)
Influences
Masturbatory fantasies of middle-aged bureaucrats. Snappily-dressed throngs of fascists marching dutifully off a cliff, tumbling past doe-eyed unicorns who look startled for a moment but soon go back to grazing on four-leaf clovers and blue diamonds. Milk, toothpaste, orange juice, sriracha, garlic, and wasabi pancakes in a crystal geyser. Change for a six-dollar bill in seventy-cent increments.
Sounds Like
Camden Folder. Melt Westin Forcefield, Agammemnon. Oily Rangoon Scratcher Moontang. Elvin Great Hertz. Olaf Thiebov. Mangrove Obliterang. Born Again Sandwich Authority. Fealty Sphincter. Boron Osmosic Banalism. Amoung the Refertilised. Albanian Ginseng.
Uh,
Some dudes jammed and, lo, a name was picked. The name narrowly squeaked by its nemesis, "meow meow kitty meow". Basements were abandoned. Firesides were abandoned. Raitonality was abandoned. Hope was abandoned about a trillion fukn times, yo. Old Style was adopted. The people on the river were happy to give. Fuckers came and went. Record labels existed and stopped existing. Airplanes were taken. Coolant was spewed, Dodges pushed into the wrong damn country. The "Best in the West" was identified. Teeth stained, bidets full of mail, poo-smelling digs as well. Emceed Meier-like box stores were hung out at. Kevin Seconds's doppelganger went to the Holy Land to fight alongside the Resistance. Two Hairs had a bellyache. Someone's daughter got high with the wrong person, asses were wiped and dyped, as in the case of Buzz. Oh, Canada happened once. Thanks for the grand whole-country-as-North-Dakota thing. Hoo-eee. Spacious. Uhh, Chicago got even more boring. Nobody ever had any money anymore. People slept in uncomfortable places. Again with the alcohol. Heaviness happened, but slowly, over time, like a big roast or a boar on a spit. Everything continued to suck. Studios were chosen out of ignorance. Equipment was sold. One fella left and found other people to leave real fast, too. Shit kept happening. Everyone but us knew that we had ceased to exist. That's when it all came together. Not existing is the best way to jam. Then: when a fella tries to buy his way in he is shown the door. Enough with the bad ideas already.
Millenarian
(2006 - Translation Loss) Bipolar
(2005 - Escape Artist) Mastodon / American Heritage split 7"
(2003 - Delboy Records) American Heritage / Foe / Art of Burning Water split CD
(2003 House of Stairs) Original Sound Recordings Compilation
(2003 - OSR Records) Useless in Bed Compilation
(2003 - House of Stairs) Through the Age of Quarrel and into the Era of Putting up with it
(2001 - Troubleman Unlimited Records) We Will Pay You $125 to observe you deteriorate CD
(2000 - Class B Records) American Heritage / Plague of Gentlemen split 7"
(2000 - Delboy Records) Chicago Vs. The World Compilation
(2000 - EA Records) Why Everyone Gets Cancer CD
(1999 - Rosewood Union Records) Self-Titled EP 12"
(1999 - Rosewood Union Records)
hey duffman its lil bonello just wanted to let you know i had a baby girl on 9-9-09. unfortunately my brother is still in china so he hasnt seen her. let me know when you guys will be in the area i'll come see ya
KATAKLYSM EUROPEAN HEADLINING TOUR 2010 w/ BELPHEGOR, DARKEST HOUR, SUICIDAL ANGELS, RESISTANCE
7 Jan 2010 Batschkapp Frankfurt 8 Jan 2010 Roxy Saarbrücken 9 Jan 2010 Atak Enschede 10 Jan 2010 Biebob Vosselaar 11 Jan 2010 Academy Islington London 12 Jan 2010 La Locomotive Paris 13 Jan 2010 Live Music Hall Cologne 14 Jan 2010 Backstage Munich 15 Jan 2010 Arena Vienna 16 Jan 2010 Posthof Linz 17 Jan 2010 MOR Cafe Zlin 18 Jan 2010 TBA Ljubljana 19 Jan 2010 Estragon Bologna 20 Jan 2010 Matrix Bochum 21 Jan 2010 Z7 Pratteln 22 Jan 2010 LKA Longhorn Stuttgart 23 Jan 2010 Hellraiser Leipzig 24 Jan 2010 Postbahnhof Berlin 25 Jan 2010 Markthalle Hamburg
G'day! Just thought I would drop by and check out how you were going. Alls is good here in Sydney. We are writing new songs at the moment and getting ready to play with Kreator in September. That should be awesome.
I just added a couple of new tracks from our new Live album Into the Inferno - Live in Oslo that will be available in August. Check them out - Mayhemic Destruction, Blood Death Hatred and Lebanon.
hello dear frind!thankx alot for accept our request and hope you like
our music too!!we are trying to get our sound expanded for new
listeners!thankx for support us and have a nice day!keep it
insane!regards from karnak seti members.
JUNE 18th @ The Cobra Lounge (Ashland and Lake) with Black Skies and Bullwhip Solution
JUNE 20TH @ Memories 4358 N Cicero Lor’s B-Day with Bongripper, Salt of the Earth, The Jonestown Choir, and Everyone But You
Hail Fellow Metal Militiamen,
With massive satisfaction, IMPERIAL BATTLESNAKE returns to the world of actually promoting shows with a twin-barreled Chicago assault to celebrate the RE-RELEASE of their 2nd full length offering SENTINELS OF THE HARDLAND. Expect new tunes, new merch, new and improved tones in addition to the same old ass kickery.
JUNE 18th @ The Cobra Lounge (Ashland and Lake) with Black Skies and Bullwhip Solution
JUNE 20TH @ Memories 4358 N Cicero Lor’s B-Day with Bongripper, Salt of the Earth, The Jonestown Choir, and Everyone But You
-- wes nile IMPERIAL BATTLESNAKE throat, teeth and fists dept.
www.IMPERIALBATTLESNAKE.com www.myspace.com/IMPERIALBATTLESNAKE (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of.
There will be vendors present, MBM Graphics will be there, Rotting Corpse Records will be selling albums . Rebel Radio am 1500 will be there sellin t-shirts and promoting the new station and web site. Rebell Access TV will be filming for television and possibly offering video copies of the event.
also JennX Music will be with Las Divas girls selling t-shirts and whatnot. Metal Haven, along with many other sponsors and lets definitely not forget the Band Merch!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario MBM Graphics/Blasphemer Fest
tickets will be on sale starting: monday may 25th,2009 general admission, all ages, $10.00
We have a new single out May 1:st! "A Pyrrhic Victory" - available on iTunes, Spotify etcetera. And if you just happen to live near Linköping, Sweden, we have a releaseparty for it tonight at L'Orient. Dregen from Backyard Babies is DJ and the 50 first to show up get one of the 50 only physical copies of the single for free!
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