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American Heritage
Metal / Emo / Comedy

"Prison is for Everyone"

Chicago IL / Gaynesville GA,
United States

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Last Login:  5/10/2008
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   American Heritage: General Info
Member Since5/22/2004
Band Websiteamericanfuckingheritage.com
Band MembersSoccer Rocker
Unicorn Wrangler
Two-bit Curmudgeon
that's it.

Once upon a time we had No.1 dog eater
And then later H.H.H.P.
And after that, butterburger the amazing materialist.
InfluencesMasturbatory fantasies of middle-aged bureaucrats. Snappily-dressed throngs of fascists marching dutifully off a cliff, tumbling past doe-eyed unicorns who look startled for a moment but soon go back to grazing on four-leaf clovers and blue diamonds. Milk, toothpaste, orange juice, sriracha, garlic, and wasabi pancakes in a crystal geyser. Change for a six-dollar bill in seventy-cent increments.
Sounds LikeCamden Folder. Melt Westin Forcefield, Agammemnon. Oily Rangoon Scratcher Moontang. Elvin Great Hertz. Olaf Thiebov. Mangrove Obliterang. Born Again Sandwich Authority. Fealty Sphincter. Boron Osmosic Banalism. Amoung the Refertilised.
Record LabelTranslation Loss: www.translationloss.com
Type of LabelMajor




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   About American Heritage
Uh, Some dudes jammed and, lo, a name was picked. The name narrowly squeaked by its nemesis, "meow meow kitty meow". Basements were abandoned. Firesides were abandoned. Raitonality was abandoned. Hope was abandoned about a trillion fukn times, yo. Old Style was adopted. The people on the river were happy to give. Fuckers came and went. Record labels existed and stopped existing. Airplanes were taken. Coolant was spewed, Dodges pushed into the wrong damn country. The "Best in the West" was identified. Teeth stained, bidets full of mail, poo-smelling digs as well. Emceed Meier-like box stores were hung out at. Kevin Seconds's doppelganger went to the Holy Land to fight alongside the Resistance. Two Hairs had a bellyache. Someone's daughter got high with the wrong person, asses were wiped and dyped, as in the case of Buzz. Oh, Canada happened once. Thanks for the grand whole-country-as-North-Dakota thing. Hoo-eee. Spacious. Uhh, Chicago got even more boring. Nobody ever had any money anymore. People slept in uncomfortable places. Again with the alcohol. Heaviness happened, but slowly, over time, like a big roast or a boar on a spit. Everything continued to suck. Studios were chosen out of ignorance. Equipment was sold. One fella left and found other people to leave real fast, too. Shit kept happening. Everyone but us knew that we had ceased to exist. That's when it all came together. Not existing is the best way to jam. Then: when a fella tries to buy his way in he is shown the door. Enough with the bad ideas already.


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Incomplete discography:
Millenarian
(2006 - Translation Loss)
Bipolar
(2005 - Escape Artist)
Mastodon / American Heritage split 7"
(2003 - Delboy Records)
American Heritage / Foe / Art of Burning Water split CD
(2003 House of Stairs)
Original Sound Recordings Compilation
(2003 - OSR Records)
Useless in Bed Compilation
(2003 - House of Stairs)
Through the Age of Quarrel and into the Era of Putting up with it
(2001 - Troubleman Unlimited Records)
We Will Pay You $125 to observe you deteriorate CD
(2000 - Class B Records)
American Heritage / Plague of Gentlemen split 7"
(2000 - Delboy Records)
Chicago Vs. The World Compilation
(2000 - EA Records)
Why Everyone Gets Cancer CD
(1999 - Rosewood Union Records)
Self-Titled EP 12"
(1999 - Rosewood Union Records)

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Apr 21 2008 7:13 AM

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Suzyfuckinhomemaker





Apr 15 2008 4:10 PM

Thanks for the add! You rock!
Hewhocorrupts Inc





Mar 12 2008 11:03 AM









HITCH





Jan 30 2008 8:08 AM

hope to see u guys somewhere next month !

cheers
them belgians
Locus





Jan 21 2008 2:53 AM

hey guys lovin it
LOCUS Australia
AEM





Jan 16 2008 5:13 AM

AEM says that your music has been a crucial factor in the evolutionary history of the hominid species!
KASNER





Jan 11 2008 12:29 PM

American Heritage- FUCKING amazing! This is as pure is it gets. Chicago no less, yes! Thanks, guys.
crowpath





Jan 9 2008 1:32 PM

Yeah! It would be great to get over to the u.s. and play someday, but we never seem to go anywhere so i..ll doubt it will happen. What are you guys up to these days?

Erik
アフロボヤ





Jan 3 2008 7:52 AM

Hey Guys,
Merry Yule Tidings and all that yadee yadee (heartfelt though, no kidding) ...
We'll be playing at the Beat Kitchen on the 22nd of Feb. Anyone care to do a couple of shots?
Greetings
Paul and the Hitchees
Mushroom cloud





Dec 30 2007 8:39 AM

Good music, i like that!!
CW KILLS





Dec 21 2007 11:57 AM

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happy christmas from backwoods
JOHNNY VOMIT





Dec 16 2007 3:53 PM

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exhausted prayer





Nov 12 2007 10:09 AM



what up scott... thanks for the hospitality. we're off to nyc tonight, check ya later!
MACABRE





Nov 8 2007 6:54 PM


THANKS FOR SUPPORTING MACABRE
WE HAVE BEEN CREATING OUR MUSIC
FOR OVER 20 YEARS WITHOUT A LINE UP CHANGE
AND COULD NOT HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT
PEOPLE LIKE YOU - OUR GREAT FANS

memmento mori (recherche des dates)





Nov 3 2007 2:04 PM

thx for the add guys i like your sound very ...... good amazing hope see ya in grance some times

alex (memmento mori guitarist player)
ROUNDEYE





Oct 19 2007 4:03 PM

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Hewhocorrupts





Oct 18 2007 8:58 PM

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SHANK (NEW VIDEO!!!)





Oct 5 2007 12:43 AM

lots of thanks for adding us guys, cool to see you're still alive and even cooler to see rorschach in your top friends list!
greetings from italy

andrea and SHANK

ps: european tour anytime soon?
tummler





Sep 26 2007 4:26 PM

great set the other night at the bottle, you guys sounded fuckin great!....hails
Matt Griffo





Sep 17 2007 2:35 PM

Thanks for the muffin
Dan





Sep 13 2007 12:05 AM

THE ASYLUM METAL RADIO





Sep 4 2007 5:43 PM

Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!
SUPERCHRIST





Aug 21 2007 10:42 AM

Cool jamming with you guys a few weeks ago, hope to run into you again soon. Cheers!
Julian





Aug 13 2007 12:59 AM

Absolutely awesome show tonight. Entirely worth the wait.
SLUT SISTER





Aug 8 2007 12:42 PM

Why the fuck arent you guys coming with Black Cobra to play with us in AZ?
We just put up two new songs, check that shit out!
SUPERCHRIST





Aug 7 2007 11:00 AM

see you Thursday, unless our van slips on black ice in sweden
CRAW





Aug 6 2007 7:00 PM

See you on the 12th, Fuck yeah!
Ursula





Aug 5 2007 5:12 PM

come to california ass faces.
Jerome





Aug 3 2007 10:38 AM

Hey come play a show in gainesville Ill book it for ya how about august 24
at the monkey barrel
Formula Werks





Jul 27 2007 4:47 PM

fuck yes.

scott, where's my painting! and i still want a goddamn heritage tee. fuckos.

Parks and Gardens





Jul 26 2007 9:38 PM

We will not leave drinks on American Heritage's amplifiers.
We will not leave drinks on American Heritage's amplifiers.
We will not leave drinks on American Heritage's amplifiers.
We will not leave drinks on American Heritage's amplifiers.
We will not leave drinks on American Heritage's amplifiers.
We will not leave drinks on American Heritage's amplifiers.
We will not leave drinks on American Heritage's amplifiers.
We will not leave drinks on American Heritage's amplifiers.
ASEETHE





Jul 23 2007 12:25 PM

It was awesome playing with you guys! Hopefully we can do it again sometime.
-Brian
Moshpit Tragedy





Jul 18 2007 9:42 AM

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