Ami Farmer

About me:

Hello Frandd. O.o My Name Is Ami! Plz Try Your Bestestest To Not Forget It. I Live In Maine, & For Those Of You Who Don't Know Where That Is... Think New England. I have made all my interweb accounts under the same username of AmiApplesauce. brilliant right? I Toyed With The Idea Of Using AmiArsenic but then i remembered how yummy applesauce was, and how arsenic was.. deadly. As A Matter Of Fact, yes, i am taken, i love my sweetpea, regardless of the fact that he lived under a rock for fifteen years of his life. My Best Friend? Queer. I Am A Self-Proclaimed FagHag. shopping for boys with a boy? addicting. im gonna birth his babys someday. i think im destined for greatness & i try pretty gosh-darned hard, hopefully one day my mediocre dreams of getting a job that i enjoy while making at least enough to afford a roof over our heads will come true. but until then... i'll keep my head up and keep trying to move up in this world. my one true skill is vocalization, yeah, i can talk alot, but i've talked in front of groups of people about important topics, so im not just a rambler. i'm not scared of bugs, spiders, and snakes like 95% of the estrogen population is, however, my fears are much stranger, cottonballs, Thunder, & Nyquil Top The List. if you don't already know me, well go ahead and try to figure me, but i'm not an open book. not the least bit. im a locked diary inside a fire-proof safe withthe swat team and the queens quards circling it in a desert farfaraway. but feel free to try & read me, but if you get smacked outside the head with a nightstick, don't act like i didn't warn you. oh, and btw, if you haven't gotten your fill of fun and excitment for the day from hearing all about me feel free to click this link and enjoy the dance of kirby :] www.luxcorp.org/kirbydance.html