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AMISH NOISE
Psychedelic / Afro-beat / Grime

"master of beards, churner of butters"

Hot like a living Hell, Arizona
United States

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Last Login:  10/12/2008
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   AMISH NOISE: General Info
Member Since11/30/2005
Band Websitesoundclick.com/AmishNoise
Band MembersThe Bearded Amish: bass, drones, noise, voicebox, programming, drumbs, percussiveness, guitarbage, kazoo, xylophone, recorder, remixer, djxII, casio vl-tone, sticks, pringles cans, editing, mastering, production, schucking

DR-670: drums, witty banter, chick magnet

InfluencesRumspringa, a healthy corn crop, a manly beard
Sounds Likethe sound of ear drums bursting
Record Labelhttp://www.worldbeardchampionships.com
Type of LabelNone



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   About AMISH NOISE
BUY SOME SHIRTS! Seriously, these are great to wear when you cant be naked. The black design is available in the following sizes and quantities: S-1, M-5, L-2. The gray design is available in the following sizes and quantities: S-4, M-9, L-6. All shirts are $10 locally (I can meet you to drop it off and/or you can pick one up at an AMISH NOISE show) or $15 postage paid anywhere in the USA (includes a cd or 2 and stickers). Foreign orders (this includes canada) are $20 postage paid. Contact me thru here or shepbeard@gmail.com for payment information (cash or paypal only, interesting trades also considered, this does not include anthony quinn's undershirt). If you cant fit one of these sizes and want a custom size let me know. Here are the shirts:

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The design is a concept by The Bearded Amish; an interpretation of a photograph into a painting. Original painting by RJ, logo by The Bearded Amish and printed by Shorty.

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This design/logo was manipulated by The Bearded Amish and printed by Shorty once again.

hairs of the beard symbolize channels of subconscious holy energy that flows from above to the human soul

humdinger is a song i wrote years ago and the version up here is from a live show at some stinkhole bar in boston when i was in 9vG. im on thee bass.

here are my other sounds:

Westside Gay Grandpas

DeadBabySquidCommander

Alumni of the mighty Beefcake in Chains


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rye





Oct 12 2008 11:39 PM

Happy birthday you amish fuck.
Cap'n Creepy: Villain Extraordinaire





Oct 10 2008 2:12 PM

gay birthday cake Pictures, Images and Photos
.dEnise♥[H.B.]]





Oct 8 2008 1:18 PM

That's true.
Have u at least met any interesting people out there?
Im not to sure if other places have the same kind of weirdos albuquerque does
.dEnise♥[H.B.]]





Oct 8 2008 12:39 AM

I hate falling into that part of life where you don't know what to do =/
Im really sorry about how things worked out. I hope things straighten up for u.
Why don't u come back?
.dEnise♥[H.B.]]





Oct 7 2008 3:50 PM

Awe man that sucks =(
Why did u moooove
TattooedSean





Oct 5 2008 3:38 AM

Damn sucks that the birthday week sucked! Still, I say happy doomtastic birthday. It is cool to see the Amish slowly gelling into Arizona.
.dEnise♥[H.B.]]





Oct 5 2008 2:51 AM

Its your birthday!? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I saw this guy at the library today that had a beard like yours and it made me think of you and your amish ways!
How r u and amy doing in ARIZONA?
p.s. Why use a shot gun? You'd simply miss all the delectable pleasures life has to offer, such as this...
chris





Sep 18 2008 10:00 PM

i just realised people dont bake with goats. sorry. how about a cow? you should bring a cow that way you can churn the freshest amish butter.
chris





Sep 18 2008 9:42 PM

Thats rad as hell bro.
Are you going to bring you goat to class?
NOTHING - The Torture of the Nameless





Sep 18 2008 2:59 AM

Funny you mention Alchemist. We're playing with them soon. Maybe a tour could be on the cards...
chris





Sep 15 2008 9:40 PM

i see. well good luck in the hot ass 480 or 602. what school? well i might be going down there myself next month so i'll hit you when get there.
chris





Sep 15 2008 3:33 AM

brother amish, when art thou going to bring down thy mighty beard upon the 719 again? how about soon, like in a couple months eh'?
TattooedSean





Sep 10 2008 5:00 AM

witchcraft and graveyard were most excellent! I failed not attending Sigh due to being exhausted after 2.5 hours of painful stomach tattoo work today on my final night of my weekend.
Amber





Sep 7 2008 7:13 PM

dude, you moved to AZ? One more state and you'll be in my stomping grounds!!
TattooedSean





Sep 4 2008 11:31 AM

Welcome to Hell, I mean Arizona, Mr.
Bearded master of sound and noise!
ALCOHOL FUELED DRAG-STERS





Sep 4 2008 2:04 AM

It's just for Halloween - the show is Sat.
the 25th you need to wear girl clothes (hence the name DRAG-sters) - huzzah if you can make it!
Children Egoism





Aug 31 2008 4:43 PM

2 NEW CHILDREN EGOISM SONGS UP
FROM NEW UPCOMING ALBUM!!!

+ Slowness + Slowness + Neuroticism +

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Gentleman Callers





Aug 30 2008 2:59 AM

we should do a split 7 inch. i know a guy that knows a guy that knows a girl who used to be roommates w/ a transvestite who runs a pressing plant.
i think i still have their number??? lets do it, asshole!
Nurse Ratched





Aug 28 2008 9:42 AM

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Kumer Hanswurst





Aug 23 2008 11:00 PM

he eats cosmic dust, stars, old G.I. Joe figurines, and coins.
13 hanamukes





Aug 21 2008 7:13 AM

but i can't make harsh...
i use softare only...ToT

thank you for the add!~
i'm Chinese, but i like extreme music and noise music~~
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Aug 15 2008 8:09 AM

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taylor





Aug 13 2008 6:49 PM

oh man sorry to hear that no home is no fun...well when you do make it back im sure it will be a poopblast of a time..haha last time i actully had fun was the show you played!
chris





Aug 13 2008 7:23 AM

got the shirts today, right on. i talked to zander yesterday, he said you might come down for another saterday show soon at the grove or something. hit me up.
-chris
chopstick





Aug 12 2008 2:00 PM

hey amish jim, I DO have the video, but I've entirely forgotten to edit and up it (srry!) I'll go through my backups soon to see where it's at. When you get that tat, let me know.
taylor





Aug 12 2008 5:08 AM

hahaha awsome!!do you know when you might come back???!!
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Aug 8 2008 12:43 PM

We're thrilled that you have become a 'friend!' We hope to woo you with song and see you evolve from 'friend' to über-fan soon enough. Check the tunes out on iTunes, they sound better there than on myspace. The link is on our main page. If you buy the album on iTunes we'll be your best friends for life. You are quite blatantly badass, oh, new friend of ours. =) Electric Exuberance, -The Boys of Bradford
Limited Appeal Records





Aug 5 2008 4:05 AM

records and cats are awesome. well, some records and some cats...
TattooedSean





Aug 4 2008 11:09 PM

I have such a funny story about corporate death and him being locked in his own hotel room.
Hope all is well!
At A Loss Recordings