Ample Asteroid
Ample Asteroid Art for the Sad and LoNely & for Very SweeT, wiGGLy-boTTom LaBrAdors

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iS it REALLY possiBle to makE Money doing this sOrT of ThinG?? this nEw site sounds very inTeresting - you mighT like to check it oUt...


ThE AmPLE AstERoid LooKs aT thE WoRLD and WonDERs; THe ASTeroiD makes smaLL, FeelinG-fuLL (and SOmetimes AngRY & PRoTEsTiNG*) thinGs ABouT this LookinG and Wondering...


**VeRy LatesT beAutifuL & LoVeLy (aRt)woRk**
herE aRe soMe detaiL piX of oUr NewesT (and mosT ComPlex) mechaniCal artwork...








see iT woRkinG (soRt of) HeRe! HerE!

And an earLier, aLso gorjUs (yes!) work HeRe!


THe Ample Trash phiLosopHY

We LovE Trash!

Yes, Yes! We LiKe Trash verY muCh because We Love to recyCLe stuFF.

PeopLe throw TOO Much awaY! (includiNg each other).

So - we wiLL not disCard anythiNg - No! No! InstEad we make aRt out of it :

OLd boXes and pacKagiNg and scrap paPer & CardS and banKnoTes
PlastiC stuFF, becaUse plastiC is BAD unless it is maDe beautiFuL
oLD boTTle tops
metaLL-Y bitS
HouSehoLd painT that we fiNd in Old LadieS' garagEs
anythiNg - everythinG (etc EtC)

We LoVe paper - yes iNdEEd - but we Also loVe treeS (verY much)

Does thiS theN aLsO make our artwoRk toTaL Trash? Yes, YeS, QuiTe possiBly...


the AmpLe sketcHbook is Full of LittLe peoPle and aNimals and InseCts and Other thiNgs we draw (then often reject) for oUr mechanciCaL works...



*And nOw... HerE is a ProTest:

We say "no! NO! nO!" to fat Cat ciTy boY bonUses and expLoitatiVe worKing houRs and MiseRy and SadNess and sociAl alienAtion and LacK of AttenTion and moRal JeLLyness and SuPerficiAlity and FLatuLent egos and cruELty to others (and Also to animAls). And we say "Yes!" (inDeeD yes) to T.S. Eliot and geRtiE StoNeY SteiN; and to coUrteSy and lovinG of life (and also, theRefore, cerTainLy LoVinG of others); and tO conteMplatiNg and WondeRing throuGh oCCasionaL siLenCe and aTTentivE Looking. ALso - LastesT not Leastest - we say yes, very Yes, to LerniNg to sPell as gUd and GorJus as We Kan.


DeTails froM the (ANgry & ProTesting) WickeD WorLd series...




AmPLe Mag for you! YoU! YOU!

Our dubiousLy AMatEur but DEsperatELy well meaning Mag (images beloW) is FREEEE! for you to download HeRe

(sooPa-dOOpa large high-res gorjus print version HErE)





OUr ArT ToYs are cloCkWork becaUse we Like clOCk works, Yes.
Our toYs Are sometiMes Pretty anD yet also ofTen SaD & ScarY - becAuse they are taLking abouT DiFFicult-Life-Things.

would you possibly like to see more art toys, perhaps?




TRaShgirl is sweet & cuTe but Very NauGHTY.

TRashboy is Charming and CooL and evEn NaUghtIer than TRashGirl!!

They ArE BotH made Out of Trash and like thIs vERY MUcH. TRashBoy thinks thaT Being Recycled is the Ultimate FashIOn STatEMent.


CeLEBrITY WondErMENT

CelebriTY-doM is PoSSibLy thEse days soMethinG the WhoLe, entire World is CravinG. (YEs, Yes, CLEver Mr Andy was ABSOLutELy RiGHT...)
And therefore we OFFer EVERYOnE 15 miNUTEs of GLOrIOus Fame (so thaT evEryonE can possIBLY STop wantIng it, and the WorLd can poSSibly MayBe retuRn to NOrmal) SoRt of.


But MaYbe/Perhaps You ArE a CeLEb-ObSessEd incuraBle; maYbe yoU LiVe & BreaTHe ceLEbrity ShEnaNigANs and CaNNot imagine Life witHout this? (etc).
PerHaps then you nEeD to EAT a CeLebrity?

YEs! YeS! The UltimaTe CeLEb BondIng EXpErience is an EdibLE Celeb, and We have thEm in aLL the Most DeLICious VarieTies!

Pictured is the edible Angelina, complete with tutti-Frutti leoTard & manicUred nails. YUm!!




PerHaps you are Not Top-mOdel Beautiful, MayBe you do Not Have whiTey teeTH & bOunCY hair & Just-ShoWEred RADiance...
Do nOt Feel Sad or UNder-LoVEly!! ToGether we can deFeat the iNsidious Beauty-moNgers!!!
ClIcK to VisIt the AmPLE AsTEroiD weBsitE


ANd FiNaLLy...

We Are HaPPY AstERoids to be FeaturEd on modernedition.com wHich is a PoSh weBsite wITH artisTs' EditionS by SpeCial, FamoUs artIsts (unliKe us).

Who I'd like to meet:


Ahem, yes - who We'd like to meet... Our father's ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's ex-husband's nephew seems like a good bet. (He's hot).

Apart from that - anyOne is proBaBly OK aNd niCe 4 meEting as LonG as we doN'T have To MaRRY tHem stRaiGhT AwAY






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Little Shiva

Little Shiva



Aug 9 2009 8:25 AM

The Brick Lane Gallery

Bricklane Gallery



Jul 25 2009 4:11 PM

The Brick Lane gallery proudly presents:

Monsters on the basement..




marco_angelini flyer..

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Ruslana Eisenschmidt

Ruslana Eisenschmidt



Jul 21 2009 5:11 PM


 
Dahlin !

That was me in the GdR, East Germany, in the 80-years, with this styling I went to school.
;o)
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and me now:
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;o)
Yours Ruslana Eisenschmidt
snev

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Jul 4 2009 6:32 AM

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Ruslana Eisenschmidt

Ruslana Eisenschmidt



Apr 4 2009 10:44 PM


Kisses,
my Art for you:
"Yes we can !"
Water Colours, Ruslana Eisenschmidt 2009

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Angi

Angi



Dec 24 2008 9:11 AM



Merry Christmas!
MEYOKO

MEYOKO



Dec 18 2008 7:40 AM

hello
i exhibit some of my drawings
WHERE:
blütenweiss collective exhibition

Organisateur : organized by the Berlin-based artist Anke Becker
Date/ Heure :
opening
Friday , 19 déc.
2008, 19:00

Saturday, December 20, 8 pm:
FLIP Animation Screening / framed by FUKT 2008
bar & DJ
& presentation of FUKT - magazine for contemporary drawing &035;7

WHERE:
Kunstraum Kreuzberg / Bethanien
Mariannenplatz 2
10997 Berlin
Germany



dopacoupe
GRI Studios

Jeff Smith



Dec 16 2008 8:15 PM

Hey Ample Asteroid, very creative work. We are running the seasonal special again, to get your work on canvas.
Cheers!


Cheers!
Holly @ GRI Studios
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Nov 11 2008 6:08 AM

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Oct 29 2008 11:46 PM

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299 Days of Found Photos - Campaign 2008 - Obama / McCain from Jeremy Tubbs on Vimeo.
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Free Release party Oct 14th Corsica Studios

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Aug 6 2008 12:09 PM



I can't believe it's not sugar !
How to create a modern dance group
Four art forms met to create a dance show. The Dancer went away.
The Author Linn Hansén, the Musician Christoffer Berg and the Visual Artist Fredric Gunve presents I can't believe it's not sugar – how to create a modern dance group, a dance show where the conflict, or the agreement, between presence and absence of dance is shown on stage.
With the specific knowledge in their individual artistic fields they will work towards the premier of the show at Röhsska museet, Göteborg, Sweden, called "Love love / Dans- och teaterfestivalen" which premiers on the 17 of August 2008, 19:00, and
then they will answer the question: What is DANCE?
Follow there search for the answer to the question at the blog: http://moderndance. framtidskonsten. se/ a blog under the magazine and agenzy

SHOW: I can't believe it's not sugar – how to create a modern dance group
SWEDISH TITEL: Jag kan inte tro att det inte är socker - Hur du gör din egen dansgrupp
PLACE: Love love / Dans- och Teater Festivalen, Röhsska museet, Göteborg, Sweden
TIME: 17 August, 19:30
Ruslana Eisenschmidt

Ruslana Eisenschmidt



Jul 14 2008 8:33 PM

My ART for YOU:

This is from this morning:
"Me at HOME"..;o)

Aquarell on paper, Ruslana Eisenschmidt 2008
IONONSOIONONSONOUNARTISTA

Gaetano leonardi



Jul 13 2008 12:36 PM

thanks a lot.
I'm happy to became your friend ;)
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Big City Redneck

Big City Redneck



Jul 9 2008 12:12 PM

Big Bad Love at 93 Feet East
July 10th – Tomorrow! Thursday!
Doors: 7pm
£6.50

This is our first 93 Feat East gig and we’re happy to be gracing this illustrious stage so look out for special door price offers today or tomorrow…
Or you can buy in advance here:
http://www. wegottickets. com/event/32336

David Cronenberg's Wife
http://www. myspace. com/davidcronenbergswife

The Owlls
http://www. myspace. com/owlls

Voodoo Trombone Quartet
www. myspace. com/voodootrombonequartet

DJ: Camden Slags

Facebook event page:
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July 17th at the Buffalo Bar:
Get tickets here:
http://www. wegottickets. com/event/32639

Holly Golightly & The Brokeoffs
www. myspace. com/hollygolightlyandthebrokeoffs

Tom Allalone & The 78s
www. myspace. com/tomallalone

The Branded
www. myspace. com/therealbranded

We’re also starting a brand new Friday night at The Luminaire in September – watch this space…

Join the facebook group for regular updates:
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Ruslana Eisenschmidt

Ruslana Eisenschmidt



Jul 3 2008 8:41 PM

Darlin,
MY ART FOR YOU:

I drew this one, when I was a 14 years old girl.

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Ruslana Eisenschmidt

Ruslana Eisenschmidt



May 10 2008 6:44 PM

My art for YOU:

ruslana eisenschmidt

ruslana eisenschmidt
SAVAGE MESSIAH ZINE

SAVAGE MESSIAH ZINE



May 10 2008 7:39 AM

SAVAGE MESSIAH ISSUE 9 ZINE LAUNCH
SAVAGE MESSIAH-----CULT JOURNAL OF LONDON PSYCHOGEOGRAPHY…by Laura Oldfield Ford………..
SATURDAY MAY 17TH 5PM-9PM HOUSMANS BOOKSHOP, CALEDONIAN ROAD, KINGS CROSS N1.
………………………>>>>>>>>The WE ARE BAD collective calls on all psychogeographers, miscreants and deviants to join them for a drink at Housmans to mark the launch of Issue 9 ‘HEATHROW-the psychogeography of paranoia’----Sipson, Three Magpies, Climate camp, treaty centre and more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………………………………..,,,,,,,,followed by a……………………….
NIGHT DRIFT……. KINGS X TO HACKNEY WICK----LUBETKIN ESTATES, CANALSIDE YUPPIEDROMES, HIDDEN ARCHITECTURES, OBSOLETE O-S NAVIAGTION,
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JOHN WILD psychogeographer of dataspace will be facilitating a night drift from KINGS X///////
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! VIVA SAVAGE MESSIAH !
SAVAGE MESSIAH DEMANDS THE ABOLITION OF ALL ZONES!! DESTROY CARTESIAN RHETORIC, SMASH THE VILLE RADIEUSE, SAVAGE MESSIAH IS CALLING FOR A MASS RETURN TO THE LABYRINTH!!!


Chtcheglov said of Le Corbusier, “His cretinizing influence is immense. A Le Corbusier model is the only image that arouses in me the idea of immediate suicide. He is destroying the last remnants of joy. And of love, passion, freedom”




ROBIN BALE -expect tourettes outbursts, incantations and poetic ranting.

BRADFORD BAHAMAS-noise from broken computers, circuit boards, discarded electronic gadgetry in skips…….

First 50 copies of Savage Messiah will be accompanied by a free limited edition film by Majed A “ Kings Cross to Hackney Wick”.

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