Matt
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Less than meets the eye!
Male
35 years old
Melbourne, Victoria
Australia
Last Login: 3/31/2008
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Matt's Interests
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| General | Karate
Cricket
Rugby League
Reading
Writing
(Not Arithmetic)
Layonara
Not working | | Music | Nick Cave
The Cult
U2
RHCP
Rolling Stones
Queen
Bruce Springsteen | | Movies | Pulp Fiction
Shawshank Redemption
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Delirious
Anything with Hugh Grant :-) | | Television | The Sopranos
Smallville
The West Wing
Deadwood
Family Ties
Monkey Magic
The Goodies | | Books | Anything by David Gemmell (RIP)
Stan Nicholls
George R.R. Martin
R.A. Salvatore
Lee Child | | Heroes | Anyone/everyone has the potential on any given day |
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Matt's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | 6' 2" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Protestant | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Sales Boy |
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Matt's Schools
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Mazenod College
MULGRAVE, VIC
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Accounting
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1988 to 1990 |
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Matt's Companies
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The Nature Company
Melbourne, Victoria AU
Various
Various
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1993-2006
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About me:
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling sheer cliff walls, fighting ninjas, solving quantum theory conundrums and riding motorbikes withe the same derring-do of Arthur Fonzarelli. I occasionally re-configure computer algorithms for NASA on my lunch breaks, making their ablative shields more efficient in the area of heat retention and improving the orbital escape velocity propulsion methodology. I translate ethnic slurs for afghan refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.
Occasionally, I tread water for up to three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and deific trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute sponge cakes in 20 minutes. I purchased Christpher Reeve's wheelchair on e-bay for a song.
I am an expert in sandbagging, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. The glass of water I chivalrously gave to the daughter of an indigenous chief who watched me do battle (gasping so often - she became quite dry mouthed). I play cello, I was scouted by the 2001-2004 Brisbane Lions premiership teams. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge for elderly citizens.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Fashion critics worldwide swoon over my original pairings of fawn pants and white short sleeve collared shirts. I don't perspire.
I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the concert tickets. Last summer, I toured war-torn Basra with a travelling centrifugal force demonstration. I bat with a 99.95 average. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children and old folks trust me.
I can hurl couch cushions at swift cats with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, War and Peace, David Copperfield and The Princess Bride in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening in preparation for an intimate gathering of notables that I was hosting at 5pm. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA and I founded the extremely secretive GWQYKMST. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair, with my eyes open, knitting shawls for the underpriveleged. Whilst on vacation in Guinea-Bisseau, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary eight-course meals using half the ingredients allowed on Ready-Steady-Cook and a chiminea.
I breed prize-winning moluscs. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken twice with Elvis, once in 1965 and then again 30 years later.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Jessica Simpson
Kate Hudson
Minnie Driver (Good Will Hunting, NOT Circle of Friends)
Sienna Miller
Jaime Pressly
That'll just about do!
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